Joanne and the milkman

Joanne read in Vogue magazine that a milk bath does wonders for your skin. So she wrote a note asking the milkman to leave 100 bottles of milk for her next delivery.

Eddie, the milkman, saw the note, and thought there must be an error in the number of zeros. Therefore he knocked on the door and asked Joanne, to clarify the order. Joanne confirmed that she wants 100 bottles to fill her bath. The milkman then asked, ‘Do you want it pasteurized’ Joanne replied 'No, just up to my neck'.

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lol I did no such thing! grin
Jim, that's funny but I have to admit I had to read it twice before I could get the joke! doh grin
Jim, Thank !thumbs up thumbs up laugh
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