Fight against being boring!! im gonna acheive it!!

For the first time in my life, today, someone on line told me that I was a boring person!!! Wow, that’s a great revelation. I think coming on line is the best way to get advice which has a direct impact of your happiness and indirect impact on your health. Now that I know I m boring, I cant just wait, without taking any action about it. Rectification of the situation and becoming an exciting person should be my highest priority from this point onwards!!

Let me think of few methods on short term basis. May be I should drink a few beers before I come on line! Or can it be one to two glasses of red wine?. May be I should check a few gossip columns of women’s magazines and learn a few pick up lines! May be I should watch a few comedies just before coming on line and laugh uncontrollably, when I’m on line! May be I should forget being logical and should act like a silly duck and say “quack” “quack” after every sentence of my online counterpart (Quack=yeah, duck language). May be I should keep a candy bar near my PC and throw candy into my mouth while being online in order to help my mind to produce sugary words so that I could paste those on my screen! May be I should make a request to Madam Bovari or Lady Chatterly or Ms Lolita to organize a crash course and a few presentations for me, on “how to excel the skills of not being boring”. There are few other things too I’m thinking of, but I’m not sure whether I should openly state those here, due to strict blog rules.

Well I’m working on both the short and long term plans, in order to come out from this miserable situation i.e. being boring. But for the moment, I’m fully concentrating on the short term plan. Boy!! Once I accomplish my goal that will be the greatest achievement in my life!!!

P.S. Useful tips are always welcome.