Random Men Blogs (354)

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The Newfie got pulled over by the police and when the cop approached his car, he could smell booze coming from the Newfie. The cop asked "are you drinking tonight sir?" The Newfie replied "yes I am, I had 6 shots of whiskey, 4 rum and cokes, and 3 be

Construction boots...

I wore construction boots when I was a project manager, as a good part of my day was on jobsites. It's a requirement by OSHA to wear thick sole, steel toe shoes when in a construction environment. Job change and the boots were put aside. Yesterday,

THE NEXT JAMES BOND?

Some of the candidates linked to replace Daniel Craig as the next James Bond are:- Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Paul Mescal, Gillian Murphy, Henry Cavill, Guy Ritchie, Richard Madden, James Norton, Nicholas Hoult. Anyone you wish to see? But, just as im

WHERE DID WE COME FROM?

Most intelligent people must have thought about the origin of humans and all the other creatures that exist on planet earth floating amongst the billions of stars and planets in the universe (s). They may have settled on a particular viewpoint, but r

After writing a condolence letter

It was a beautiful warm spring day. I decided to go for a walk in the woods. Enjoying the beauty of a lovely day, I suddenly realized that I could hear no sounds. No cars, no airplans, no birds. Something was wrong! Suddenly I hear the roar of a

Gardening

I am going gardening this summer. Got some plants started in my grow room, will transfer to the greenhouse when the time is right. Grew a plant a few years ago and it turned out great but I was tethered to the grow room. I got a few pieces of equipme

Mary Donaldson

and her bf on visit in Oslo. She is so royale! Love her. What a lady. Hope this link opens: (norways largest tabloid) https://www.vg.no/rampelys/i/lwAWQy/se-kaoset-i-de-kongelige-kulissene

American line dancing

Thinking of a new past time A great way for gay guys with small c*ck's to big themselves up by wearing alligator boots and oversize cowboy hats...

He couldn't afford her medical bills. So...

Ronnie Wiggs couldn't afford his wife's medical bills. So he killed her while she was in the hospital. Now, he's facing a second degree murder charge for strangling his wife as she was lying in a hospital bed over the weekend. Good job... yes? Act

THE HOLY GRAIL

Some people believe that the holy grail that Jesus was supposed to have drunk out of at the last supper, was in fact not a drinking vessel, but Mary Magdalene who is believed to have been the wife of Jesus and the sacred womb that carried the Royal b

Attending a birthday and catching some sun.

Yesterday, I went to my youngest nieces 1 year birthday celebration, so we went to a pretty nice place in Roskilde, right next to the viking ship museum. On the menu was brunch, so I was looking forward to getting some great food and meeting new peop

4 mins at your window

What will you see And what will you do North America Eclipse fever is building. Millions in North America are hoping to spend around four minutes in total darkness as the Moon blocks the Sun's light on Monday. For some, those precious

oregon farming laws

i was surprised that i do not see anyone talking about this. your well will not belong to you and be public. you will need permits for everything, the only water you can use to grow will be rainwater you collect but even that can change. if a person

this really shocked me......

Kristel Candelario, enjoying some time on a beach. She posted it to her social media with the caption: “The time enjoyed is the time truly lived.” For ten days, Candelario had the time of her life in Puerto Rico... Ohio woman gets life in pr

Audio Compression...

Now that I'm getting back to music as a profession, my tone and volume is more important as a trio performing in small venues than as a five piece rock band playing at outdoor concerts. My cousin did a gig at a patio bar of a local restaurant the oth

Lessons from past mistakes, I hope you don't make them, how to love your wife

HOW TO LOVE YOUR WIFE 1. Play with her breasts, don't play with her heart 2. Open up her heart, don't open her old wounds 3. Keep her secrets, don't keep secrets from her 4. Beat up her problems, don't beat her up 5. Help her to m

Stop the Stolen Election in Pakistan!

First Pakistan Global is joining with Just Foreign Policy to share news of the most significant Congressional action in response to the stolen election yet. House Reps. Casar (TX) and Wild (PA) are leading a letter calling on the US to demand a credi

Did Victoria Nuland resigned under pressure?( Part 2)

How Trump is following Hitlers playbook

Interesting and factual video, just 5 mins long https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSxJRIiCNs8&ab_channel=RobertReich

...then who is the president?

There are people in America who think that Trump is the current president. But...the small detail is, he's not in the White House right now. Confusing? Going with that thought, if he's the president and already serving his second term that would mean

Alone

My most recent relationship failed after 4 days of being together. I think what I did wrong was…nothing. At this point I have learned enough from dating to know what not to do. I’m over it. If a man doesn’t want to invest his time into me then he’s n

Shopping in the dark ages.

I grew up by a small town. Fridays stores stayed open til 9 and the whole area shopped. We had 3 drugstores, 3 hardwares, two department stores, two dime stores, two shoe stores, a few womens shops and one mens. The downtown was mainly a square of a

FLAGS.

What would happen if countries didn't have a flag? Would they suffer in anyway as a result? On major occasions like sporting events, why display a flag or wave it about? Would the athletes not perform as well if they couldn't see a flag? At protests,

Let us never Forget the Boston Massacre and lead forever England the oppressor.

NOTE: This thread is about the Boston Massacre. All unrelated post will be towed away sooner or later. On this day in 1770, tensions between British soldiers and American colonists erupt. British soldiers fire into a crowd in an event that

OLD SCHOOL

Some years ago I revisited one of my old schools. A huge Victorian building with a large area of land at the rear. Football, netball, and huge grassed site. The building was no longer there and had been replaced by some 2 storey insignificant dwelli

Men start their own movement...

They call it the soft guy era...Drizzle Drizzle movement. Basically, men are now starting to have their own high standards. These standards are very similar to women, some even say they are the same standards that women have been preaching for t

Chronic complainers...

I used to think the world was full of chronic complainers, but... the more I looked the more I found, so there must be room for more complainers...

I choked up... just a little.

A few times a week, I pass a cemetery that borders a major roadway. It's a huge piece of land, probably 4 acres and appears to be full of flowers on the grave-sites. The cemetery in Miami where my parents are buried doesn't permit artificial flowers

Just tell me why ?

Just tell me why ? I can't just die ?! This life is mine Not by designe Is mine to live But i can't give... I'm not alowed To give my vow I can not love that is because I don't belive That love exist At list not now When people vow

What is a Player? - Part 2

5. Have Fun With It If you think you are in a relationship with a player, sometimes the best thing you can do is just have fun with it. Think of it as a friends-with-benefits type of situation, and let yourself enjoy that whirlwind of lust and con

Travel Partner

I frequently travel alone but from time to time miss a companion. I will be travelling to Prague at the end of May and would love a female companion for chat, drink/meal or anything else. Or even a local to show me around.

Repenting is important

Repenting of your sins will save you to not go in hell. Hell is Terrible.so repent. Forgive and pray God to forgive you. repent and improve. You need God, so believe and obey God,God gives life and happiness. Love God with all heart..., and love

Another choice of mine for potus, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Issues Dire Warning Over CBDC Adoption

Independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. warned that central bank digital currencies (CBDCs) pave the way for an authoritarian government in America similar to Europe and the Chinese communist regime. “I’m against central bank digi

Save The Planet - Stop Eating! Too Much Of A Commitment? At Least Cut Out This Stuff...

https://genv.org/worst-foods-for-the-environment/ Shellfish Meat Rice Chocolate Fish Dairy Eggs Sugar EAT THIS: Citrus Cabbage Nuts Apples Potatoes

This was the advice of an old woman from Andalusia Jeddah Agent772

How do you touch your woman? A woman loves to be touched by her man Feelings of love are hidden under her skin waiting for him to wake her up 1. Gently press her palm when she is afraid to comfort her 2. Gently pressing and rubbing her

Another Public Apology

Hello all. I’m sorry for being such an a**hole lately. I didn’t think I was capable of being an a** but someone here said yes you’re being an a** so I apologize. I would blame how my life is going at the moment but that isn’t a good excuse. There’s n

Heading back to the USA for Halloween 2025.

I am heading back to see my friend in Virginia. I'm very excited, because now I know sort of what to expect, and most importantly: How much money to bring. The last time, I brought $1200 with me for one week. When I came home, I had $700 left, so I n

THE DISAPPEARING HAIR LINE

Have you noticed when you are out and about, that it is difficult to spot many men with a defined hairline? The fashion of wearing caps that hang over that area have become popular. Many men now grow masses of facial hair or use the tactic of brushin

MOSES & TABLETS OF STONE

Apparently there were two sets of tablets of stone produced by Moses after his adventure up mount Sinai. The first set engraved by the finger of God and subsequently smashed by Moses at his annoyance with his followers worshipping a false idol. And a

Cellphone HELL...

With all the phones, tablets, laptops and computers I go through, I should be used to upgrades/changes by now. Last week, I took delivery on the Samsung S24 Ultra with 1 terabyte of memory. It's their flagship model that boasts a 200 megapixel camera

Desperate Move

Whoever can give me P500,000, I will marry him right away.?