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Retired man's job Someone asked me, "Now that you are retired, do you still have a job?" I replied, "Yes I am my wife's s*xual adviser." Somewhat shocked, they said "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?" "Very simple.

once upon a time?

once upon a time,i could of been sent to aussie?for free(like my ancestors)or like in the sixties(a ten pound pomm)if i stole a BANK today would i be shipped to aussis.yes please.

"RAMBLIN MAN"("RAMBLE ON")(54)

I Dont Know About What You People May Think On This Subject..And To Be Honest... And Straight Forward...I Really Dont Care..Its Up To You If you Want To Comment Or Not Makes No Never Mind To Me But It Only Takes One Time For Me To Get Burned Ther

To love or not to love

Finding love is one thing and deciding to love is another thing. When we are lonely, down and weary, we secretly vow to give our hearts to the next person that will ease our ache, but deep down somewhere, within our soul, there is still that fear lur

Inspirational

A group of frogs were traveling through the woods, and two of them fell into a deep pit. All the other frogs gathered around pit. When they saw how deep the pit was, they told the two frogs that they were as good as dead. The two frogs ignored th

Rearranged Words!

I came across this earlier today..... Did you know, when you rearrange the letters of.... CLINT EASTWOOD You then get.....OLD WEST ACTION.!! Now its got me thinking about all the words you can get out other words, when you rearrange the letters

At Last

At last, when all the summer shine That warmed life's early hours is past, Your loving fingers seek for mine And hold them close—at last—at last! Not oft the robin comes to build Its nest upon the leafless bough By autumn robbed, by wi

the trick to dealing with hate

is to not become hateful yourself. just a thought

A blog about poem from my heart...The best place t

Saying good-bye It’s so cute to see kids play I love mine in so many ways I wished things were different And I could have stayed But mom had other plans that did not include me She was n

lol

The wonderful thing about weekends....

is weekends are wonderful things I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE weekends I don't have to wake at a certain time, dress in a certain way, eat at a certain tim

No greater problem

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am

CONTENTMENT IS THE KEY; it opens the door of parad

To be contented means: don’t expect anything from life, just live it moment to moment, and whatsoever it gives is just fantastic. Life goes on pouring infinite treasures on us. And because of this mind asking for more, we remain blind to those treasu

please let me be....

seven months had past ... direction to where we are going is still unknown... in times of loneliness i do think "will it last?"... up to when will i wait to call u my own...? u are there , i am here... will it be for real...? doubts in my h

Are women capable of coping without men?

As individuals, plenty of women have great lives without men; and men can cope without women too. If all men died today, women would survive and thrive. We would re-engineer things that require tall and physically strong people to accommodate our

Their loss not mine......

There is something in the future and I'm not sure what. I have one of those gut feelings and I really should listen to it. I am sorry about how some things are and I have no control over those things. It is hard to find older guys on here it seems l

Worth a share Perhaps

What is thy bidding, my Master?

That is a phrase I can use now. Earlier today, I went for an apprenticeship interview at an international mover, based around 30 minutes from my home. Well, 32 minutes, to be exact. On my way home, they offered me the apprenticeship, which I a

Why do men bluited hope up?

They get u n a deep reltionship and say he wants this and wants u and cant b w/out u . Then drops u like no other says no i am not going 2! And then when u say hey! lets do sumthg! NO! Oh my goodness ! Man wonder y we go nuts cuz of them.

Hot Phonecall

A guy went to a doctor with 2 red ears.The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered:“I was ironing my shirt and the phone-rang. Instead of picking up the phone I picked up the Iron and stuck it to my ear”.The Doctor exclaime

Weekend Rhyme

Dry your tear and stop acting queer Have no fear Just get it in gear and grab someone dear who lives quite near then pour some beer and spread the cheer The weekend is here

Any second Now!

Any second now, I'll be on the other side; have you ever been on the other side? Any second now, the other side, will be no more. Any second now, you, and the rest from me, we'll be catching the karma, left behind, by those, that were waiting for th

FUN

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, CS FRIENDS.. STAY SAFE.

NEWCOMERS ... The White House's new name for the invading illegal invaders.

Expect to pay more taxes to afford the new Majority..... you can't make this up. https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2024/03/01/the-white-house-tries-out-a-new-term-for-illegal-aliens-and-hoo-boy-n2635922 [URL=https://imgbox.com/IRwg4dJ

Smile :)

The IT director advertises that he needs a secretary. Necessary skills: document forming, computer knowledge and a foreign language. After a couple of days a dog walks in. "I'm an open minded person," the pale-turned boss stutters, "but I need s

THE MIND

“The mind is a great servant, a great computer. Use it, but remember that it should not overpower you. Remember that you should remain capable of being aware, that it should not possess you in to, that it should not become all and all, that a door sh

White Chameleons?

We, the white people on this planet, are the chameleons of our species. If you hold a piece of white paper next to one of us, you will find that we are not white at all! We are quite unlike the black man; who is generally black; and re

I hope that in this year to come,,,

I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes. Because if you are making mistakes, then you are making new things, trying new things, learning, living, pushing yourself, changing yourself, changing your world. You're doing things you've never

I wish for you a joyous Easter

I know for each of us Easter may mean something different. I wrote a poem about what Easter means to me and it is in the poetry section for those who may like to read it. Whilst pondering what Easter truly meant to me these words flowed into my mind

The Value of Discretion

The Value of Discretion There is a particular event that often asserts it’s self in my memory, reminding me of truth. It occurred while I was vacationing on the island of Ibiza, a beautiful paradise in the Mediterranean. Before I embarked on

Boy Problems

Remember the guy I told you about? Well, after I told him I needed space, he tried to give me it. But then after 3 hours told me that he just couldn't. Hmmn. He said he's ok if we were just friends, and only friends we will be. For the followin

Zero Part 4

How the battle ended after I made my escape… to this day I do not know. I guess I never found it important to know. We made it to the staffroom and the Headmaster was told the story by Mr Stevenson. I had made it out unscathed; Mr Stevenson had not b

My Apology

I would like to apologize. Now, I haven't actually done anything wrong and I don't have any intentions of doing anything wrong in the future either. However, we get car ins

DAMA TRISTE

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Will You Be My Roommate for Life?

Where are you hiding, my darling? Are you missing me, your other half? Let's come as one to fill our hearts To show each other that love is true. Full of me? I've no

relationship

iam a beautiful blondy that love to have a simple and understanding somebody,that have the respect of a woman,

Working Filipinas in Middle East can be a living h

Working Filipinas in Middle East can be a living hell, What a sad position to be in,your a young women,without mallice, large in heart,family orientated,christian woman, yet you have been given no choice but to work abroad to give your exstended fam

You open me like a magic book...

You open me like a magic book. You open me for me ... I'm romantic girl who is loving first time. And I’m a seducer with eager dreams. An obedient slave… And shameles

The online dating scene is rough.

Picture this - you match with someone on a dating app and get talking. It goes quite well, and you joke around while still maintaining a somewhat serious getting to know each other type of conversation. At some point - silence. Not a peep for thre

Getting touchie.

What is it with men on dating sites? They are not attracted to the large women or the ordinary or less attractive ladies. What do you guys want? Arm candy for the excitment of having a Barbie doll on your arm, or a true down to earth woman who knows

More Questions for ya

Why do thy lock gas station bathrooms? Are thy afraid someone will clean them? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Do illiterates get the full effect of alphabet soup? If it's