Smile :)
The IT director advertises that he needs a secretary. Necessary skills: document forming, computer knowledge and a foreign language. After a couple of days a dog walks in."I'm an open minded person," the pale-turned boss stutters, "but I need someone who can form documents..."
The dog sits down behind the computer and compiles a totally decent business letter.
"Yes, but the IT-knowledge..."
The dog quickly writes a little program.
"Well, but foreign language?" the totally amazed director asks.
"Meow!" says the dog.
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Nice to have you back on the blogs again
Funny blog. Reminds me of a cat my nephew once had. That cat knew what kind of shampoo I used at that time. I would ask the cat, "What kind of shampoo do I use?"
He would answer, "Pert!"
I had a dog that talked too, but he said mainly bad words. Hmm, I still wonder where he learned all them terrible words. I only had him since he was a puppy.
Thanks for the fun blog.
Have a great day!
I am glad that you like the jokes! I love putting a smile on people's faces!
That's funny!
Happy New Year to you and your family! Think there should be more silliness and joking on here rather than the alternatives!!!
What do you get if you cross a pig with a telephone?
Crackling on the line.