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If CS were a one armed bandit, I wonder how much I would win for four Vierkaesehochs in a row. I'd be RICH!

Not really scammers, per se, but usually late 20 ish gum snapping heavily maquiaged sorts, often with child at home, dad long out of the picture, working for peanuts, in the dreaded retail sector. Ladies Madona. Photos focused on boobies, and if little is there, there are all sorts of tricks to make them look massive, such as pulling both upper arms to the sternum, while lifting with the lowers. In time, we CS older coot veterans learn how to vet these ladies away. But I take my time doing so, as there's usually a lot of fun, and less often something to learn, in doing so. Poor choices in life. We all have some.

Cleanup on aisles 2, 3, 5, 7, 9, 14, 16, 18, 20-26
It's a busy day in scamland!

CHARLIE TUCKER FROM OAK PARK, ILLINOIS 60302. WORK IN A COLD PLANT MONDAY THROUGH SATURDAY IN STREAMWOOD HANOVER PARK, ILLINOIS 60107 5:30 AM TO 3:00PM OFF SUNDAY'S!!.

Breaking News:
Vladimir Putin has ordered the construction of a wall along Russia's closest border with the United States.

Mr. Putin's translated address to the Russian people, "The Bering Strait is a natural border between Russia and the state of Alaska, but doesn't provide adequate protection from the greatest threat to Russia's national security; Sarah Palin."

Perplexed, Mr. Putin said "I long for the days when espionage consisted of more than standing on your front porch with a pair of binoculars".

...all sorts of services. Typically run by dikey types, who are quite congenial, unless of course, they are somehow forced into interacting with a manly man. Then the angry style kicks in, ---forget the humor, and any trace of good will. Rush's quip fits. These jobs and affiliated organizations were created to give unattractive women places to feel they belong. Anyway, we're told of a fellow who thought he'd have just a little fun at their expense. He presented to one such place, claiming trans gender status. Now he is a she, all 6 feet and 270 pounds of him. But he kept his hirsute natural body, including ZZ Top style beard, and of course, these folks are so PC, that they immediately bought it all. They also indulged him in his claim that he was pseudopregnant, and wanted help going through a mock abortion, now at gestational age of 32 weeks. Fake Clinical Fetus Murder---VERY fake, no? He also said he needed a safe house, as his male domestic partner beat him up for the last time. He reportedly kept them going for quite a while. He left abruptly in a huff, when they said that all else might fly, but that finding an appropriate safe house might present challenges. This story shows how absurd LGBT culture can be, taken to extremes.

The other day, I was browsing Steam, and I came across a game, that sounded extremely interesting. It was called Government Simulator, and the description read the following:

"Government Simulator is a is a simple economic and political simulation game based on real-world data. Take control of a whole country, like the USA, Germany, France, Russia, or Austria. Change laws, taxes and budgets based on real world statistics and data, and see what happens."

There are no missions, and the game is purely text based. But never the less, I bought the game and tried to see if I could fix America.

The first few things I did were:

Implemented strict gun control. Like VERY strict! Up to a point where it was a crime to own one, unless you possessed a hunting license
Invested heavily in education
Implemented Free Abortion
Did some tweaks to certain laws
Ramped up the tax bracket for the wealthiest Americans
Gave tax breaks to low-income families

And what did all that result in?

Debt completely wiped out, and I created a 13.9 billion dollar surplus.
Unemployment rate was at 4%

Approval rating: 100%!

Keep in mind, that it's only a video game, and thus there is no way to tell if that would happen if the US did the same as I did in the game. But still, it makes you think.

Next time, I will try to tackle Russia!

......or is it? Further awesome aspects of CS are the copious warnings against scammers. Such low lives on these sites---who would have thunk it? Well all such warnings are helpful. But many of us have evolved personal strategies to vet out these pathetic miscreants. Some such human trash are identifiable, with few false positives, from almost their first few words. Sort of fun, actually.

Some people are finally cashing in on all those Trump lies.

There is a website that takes bets on how much Trump lies.
They chose 3 1/2 as the over/under as to how many lies Trump would tell
during his speech from the oval office today.
Over 90% of the betters bet that Trump would tell more than 3 1/2 lies during that speech.
It's no surprise that Trump went well beyond 3 1/2 lies. It wasn't close.
The website is thus out over $270,000 on this venture.

As most people are aware, never bet the under on Trump telling lies.





Never underestimate how much Trump lies.
It can cost you.... many ways.

You can't win if you don't play... and last week the jackpot rolled up to $680 million.
Reports last night claimed the jackpot exceeded $1.6 BILLION making it the largest jackpot in the US lottery history!
Sure, I put $5 in with 30 coworkers in a chance to retire with more money than I could imagine. The girl who made the transactions for us mandated that if we hit the jackpot ALL of us have to show up Monday to decide which tour bus we will hire to go claim the prize money.

No one called or texted.
No jackpot winner either...
Maybe next week.