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Smoking rollies

What a tedious, disgusting, smelly and filthy affair known as rolling your own cigarettes is. As all the hippies and poor people do it I decided that maybe it is time I should try it as well. It is so much healthier smoking pure tobacco than the over priced poison filled civilized cigarettes. This is not my opinion....it is what the hippies said.

As I'm poor and the smuggle cigarettes became harder to find and became crappier each time you have to change to another brand, I decided that rollies is maybe a good idea. Well after rolling at least 100 cigarettes it still ended up with more tobacco all over the place than inside the paper. Was clear I had no talent for that so got the gadget to roll neat little ciggies with filters and all. That is now if I'm lucky as I am still able to mess it up even with the gadget.

Only good thing I can say is I'm smoking a lot less. My mouth taste like I have licked out a ash tray and I OD on nicotine if I dare to smoke more than one an hour. I perfected the art of sucking the smoke in and blowing it out without inhaling it with cigarettes but it's more complicated with rollies. Every now and again I accidentally get some in my lungs resulting in coughing like a kid trying to smoke for the first time.

Maybe just maybe this will finally motivate me to quit.
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Agentbobonline today!

Spectrum [ 101.2

tagged: Edumacation$..... date stamp: 17 Jul 2019 after dark

red stone ................. 108. (2).. e n v e l o p m e n t ....
agent Orange ...........108. v a p o r ....} strong radio net.
.... Y .....[ ? ................216. owr / illumination } orange, white, radiations
green Lantern
blue beam ) uh oh ) crystal blue persuasion
purple People Eater
..................................... white Queen

Seasons crying NO despair ) alligator Lizards in the air ) IN THE AIR...[ America, 1972

It would be a gross presumption on your part, if you think the rock n Roll, the blues, the Metal and the Soul, et al., are Engineered on the Carefree Highway with breezy Purple Haze. The belle of Bel Air tells the candid story of solving for and finding X [ ye hot spot....
.."If you ask someone, 'where is the craziest place in America?'.. They will say, 'California.'
So I went to CA and asked; 'where are the crazies?' They said; L A -- R U nuts ?'.. Now in Los Angeles, I asked again; 'So where is the crazy place ?' The Realtor said, 'Laurel Canyon.' I drove to L C, got out of the big Yellow Taxi & asked a perfect stranger..) where are the real crazy folk ?'.. He said; Lookout Mountain. So I bought a house on Lookout Mountain.." - Joni Mitchell
And eYe have a spooky kind of feelerin we will be mentioning this location again... seeing as how it is but a short yellow taxi trip to the JPL / nasa magic shop...Ms Mitchell is the same Lyricist who Coined..
..eYe ] couldn't let go of L A .. ) stoking the star maker machinery behind the popular song ..
....... d 3 } Underrated rock songs......................... Underrated Rock Albums*
31. 1,000 days of yesterdays / Capt. beyond .......... 51. Light is faster than sound / **
- 6. Around & around / Animals ......................... 02. Child in Time / deep Purple
25. A light in the black / rainbow ...................... 49. Warning / black Sabbath

* sum transpositioning of numbers here: deep purple scores 1 & 2 on said chart
** Big Brother & the Holding Company
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Joke

Back on January 9th, a group of HELL'S ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped. Rod, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby , … what ’ cha doin' up there on that railin'?"



She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"



"Why don't you give ol' Rod here your best last kiss?"



So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that, …and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.



After they breathlessly finished, Rod gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"



"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."



It’s unclear if she jumped or was pushed.
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Code of Hammurabi-

In this Blog I will reveal some of the best hidden-top-top secret Historical facts detective

Hammurabi was a party dude famous for his crazy ,wild ``social gatherings`` Puffin’,Going green,booze ,dance with no pants .
Most of the people adored him
So one late afternoon waking up in his Jacuzzi (back then ,servants had to fart in the bathtub to make the bubbles ) with a huge hangover ,he called his Queen `` Yo Biotch ,get me a espresso ,my head is killing me ``
His beloved Wife looked at him and said `` Jesus (tho Jesus came some 2000 years lather) You`re still high as a kite ,the espresso machine hasn`t been invented yet .
At that moment, Hammurabi jumped outta his bathtub ,mad as hell, grabbed a hammer and a chisel ... and came up with the Law of Hammurabi ...
Lesson to be learned Never believe official history professor
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Racism

I always thought a racist was someone who disparages another because of the color of their skin. Today it seems the definition of racism means anything the accuser wants it to mean.
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Vierkaesehochonline today!

How quaint....

...to see so many on CS complain about their beliefs that responders are so unstable. Don't have to be a Carl Jung or a Prof. Dr. Freud to chuckle at it all. One sees almost all classical psychological defense mechanisms glaring out at us in the lovely kvetching order. Don't stop, ladies.
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JimNasticsonline today!

Articles of Impeachment of Trump presented to Congress - 3rd time the charm

Yesterday from CNN;

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JimNasticsonline today!

Joke of the night via James Corden

It was a take off on a news story.

Apparently, there is a mayor in a small town in France.
He is worried, as the population there is dwindling.
So, he decided to hand out free Viagra pills to the locals
with the hopes of 'encouraging' couples to have more children.

"It really sounds like that town is in for.....hard times." laugh









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chatilliononline today!

Biscotti...

I can (usually) resist cookies and donuts, but the other night in the grocery store they had Biscotti on sale... 2fer1. This style is heavy double baked unlike others that are soft and spongy.
Almond & Vanilla. I'm up to one a day... okay, two a day and see my supply dwindling. I might not make it through the week.

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namarononline today!

"DOING HER THING"

"Theyre Really Isnt Much ...........................One Can Do About Helping........................... "Ole Mother Earth"
Not Saying That One Cant Do Their Share.....And It Might Help A Little.....But It Aint Really Gonna Matter
As Being Just 1 Tractor Trailer Driver...(Lorries In Europe)
I Calculated That In Just 2 Years Of Driving All Over The USA?
I Burnt Up..... At The Least........400 Gallons Of Diesel Fuel A Week..(At About 6 Miles Per Gallon)
That Comes Up To Around 26,000 Gallons Of Diesel A Year
And For 2 Years?......52,000 Gallons Of Diesel Fuel

Now...Just Imagine All Of The Truck Drivers In The World...And What They Use
Its Beyond Calculation
The Best Way To Calculate How Much Fuel Is Used Up Every Day On Earth....And All The Pollution That Comes From This Daily Use...Is This Way

"Every Second...150,000 Gallons Of Water Goes Over Niagara Falls....All You Have To Do Is........To Get The Answer Of How Much Fuel Is Burnt Up Daily On Planet"....... Is....... Multiply 150,000 Gallons A Second By 6 Months"...(Good Luck Trying To Get The Answer)

And?.........Never Mind The Fact That An "Ice Age" Last For 100,000 Years....And That In Each Ice Age?....There is A 10,000 Year "Warm Up Period"...Which We Live In Now....And That 10,000 Year Warm Up Period?.....Is Getting Near Its End
Because The earth Has To "Warm Up"..In Order To Start Another "Ice Age"

So...Although Mankind Is Contributing Somewhat To Climate Change?....."Its Not That Much At All"
Its Only Mother Nature....Doing Her Thing


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