Gaming Blogs (78)

As my cabin fever continues to evolve, I am left with a few options: Play video games, watch YouTube videos or watch Netflix. My food supplies are still good. I haven't run out of anything yet, which is pretty spectacular. I wasn't sure if I would be able to last with the food that I bought, but I really had no problem at all. I might even have gone a biiit overboard with my cola-purchase . Yes, I know.. But - at least I will have until the end of summer, which is fantastic!

I decided to go for the video game approach, and boot up my PS4. Of the bazillion games I have, I decided to head to the good ol' West in Red Dead Redemption 2. I completed a few missions, until I noticed I had a bounty of 260 dollars in one county. So, I wanted to pay it off, so I could continue my journey without being pursued by lawmen and bounty hunters. I went to a station to pay off my bounty - only to realize that I only had 110 dollars. I needed to make 150 dollars before I could pay off the bounty, so I decided to look for camps to rob, houses to rob and stage coaches to steal and sell. I noticed a column of smoke in the distance, which can only mean two things: Camp or house. In this case, it was a camp. So, I approached it, only to be met with force. So, I pulled out my trusty rifle, and killed most of the people there. At one point, I accidentally hit a small container, which was full of kerosene. It spilled out onto the ground, slowly creeping towards the camp fire. It eventually got a hold of the fire, and then.. Well, you can guess.. The entire camp caught fire. After a few minutes of roaring flames, and screams from the survivors burning to death, the fire burned out.

Now, normal people would leave and report it to the law, but not me. No, Sir! I went to the camp, robbed them blind and left. I found a different camp, where I repeated the process. When I ended my session, I was sitting on a FORTUNE of... 230 dollars..


I plan to lay some more later tonight, so that I can REALLY pay off my debt to society, and to be a free man in the ol' West once again!

My quarantine ends in 5 days. After that, it's back to work, and most importantly: No more of these daily quarantine blogs!

Woo hoo ! I just scored my 5,000th email from a 3'7" "native american"

No photo of an Instragram model this time.
At least they could put some effort into it.



I'm guessing, that perhaps I win a free membership, or perhaps a plug nickel for this achievement.

I love Google Assistant, even though she dumped me for the PS4.

I wake up and say "Good Morning, Google". Then she takes over. "Good morning, Badly."

Followed by the time, weather, calendar and news.

I didn't get past the second story. It was about a Biogen meeting in Boston. According to the story, most of the current covid-19 cases in Massachusetts are linked to that meeting. Something like 70 out of 95.

It makes me wonder what they do exactly...@ Biogen.

There's your conspiracy. Eat it up.

You know the drill by now.
Enjoy the captions other people offer and/or
make one(s) of your own.
Either way, enjoy.

First here's the photo;



and my first caption for that photo is;

He was only following directions.

...sort of has that --- Je ne sais pas qua ring to it, n'est pas? But just which one would help his campaign more with older and real life experienced voters, as opposed to the "what can you pander to me ?" millennial crowd? He might ask the Fake Indian, pander queen, disgraceful human being, Warren. She's the real expert. But a little too much medicare for all, too early on, likely cost her the nomination. Socialism....excellent system, until it runs out of other peoples' money and assets.

You re presented with a legal document, to sign:

You spot a slight error, scrambling the whole contract

Do you tell or not...?

Yesterday at around this time, I booted up the new Star Wars game on my PlayStation. Jedi: Fallen Order, is the name of it.

I completed the storyline 5 minutes ago. So how's it like?

Well, it's a brutal, tricky, savage, irritating and amazing piece of gaming. They DID say it was a mix between Dark Souls and a good old fashioned adventure platform game, and I really loved that. I played on story mode for the most of the game, but that was so I could enjoy the game even more. And enjoy it, I did.

It's a fantastic game, with a way too short of a story. But we do get to say hello to a few old favorites from the franchise!

8/10!

...Jewish uncle's advice to young h*rny Dustin H. in " The Graduate". While he was busy both marrying his princess GF, and poking her sleazy seducing mother. Almost half a century ago, it's striking how little awareness of this ticking environMENTAL timebomb existed. And which folks were at the top of the money grubbing pyramid in keeping awareness down. And so it goes, some profit, many loose. Come to think of it, the dynamic seems to be behind many of our problems. By dissing birth control, the few funny hatted butt f-ckers in the Vatican have made their 2 billion lemming followers efficient baby factories, all. And who doubts human population is the crux of the Earth's problem, alligned with the fossel fuel lobbies, food chemists, agrabusiness, and many others? Solutions, oh my astute CS fellow bozos on the bus, seem few, as long as human beings remain such. Fear and greed. Also drive the equities markets, no?

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Don't get excited. It's not much of a blog, and I'm not in jail.


I had been spending lots of time at a coffee shop in Hollywood and was inspired to draw...something. This is what happened.


One of the coffee shop employees framed something I drew months ago (Not very well but it's the thought that counts). I suspect it was the pint-sized, kick-boxing manager (if she's got black eyes, don't ask).

It's now on the counter for people to look at and scratch their heads while waiting to place their order.

If it doesn't make any sense to you either, join the club.


PS: Sorry if I interrupted the steady flow of cut and pasted misinformation and political propaganda.