Russia is building a wall!
Breaking News:Vladimir Putin has ordered the construction of a wall along Russia's closest border with the United States.
Mr. Putin's translated address to the Russian people, "The Bering Strait is a natural border between Russia and the state of Alaska, but doesn't provide adequate protection from the greatest threat to Russia's national security; Sarah Palin."
Perplexed, Mr. Putin said "I long for the days when espionage consisted of more than standing on your front porch with a pair of binoculars".
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