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I am who I am. I have to do this with this body and this spirit.
I am who I am. I have to do this with this body and this spirit. This is all I have. I can not trade anymore. This is apparently exactly as I should be; without me, as I am at the moment, the creation was not complete. I keep blaming myself for things I can not (yet) do. I do not have to be perfect. I do not have to be able to do what I can not do. Perfection is stagnation and stagnation is dead. I live so I make mistakes. I can also make mistakes. I learn from mistakes. In fact, I am perfectly correct because I make the mistakes I make! This is how I keep the evolution going.
I get exactly what I need. Everything helps me to fulfill my mission on earth - including the setbacks and the disease, the enemies and quarrels, the lost loves and the broken hearts. If I do not see that now, I will be able to see it later. I realize at every difficult moment that everything could have been much worse. I only need to be completely honest with myself. Sometimes I have to deal selectively with the truth. Total honesty towards other people is not always loving, on the contrary. And sometimes I have to protect myself, that is the way it is in this world. If I do not lie to myself; if I know what I do and why.I can never please the whole world. What one finds good, the other finds useless. There will always be someone who criticizes me; there will always be someone who admires me. I just have to do what I feel I have to do. I keep my attention in the now. Old cows hear in the ditch. Everything happened because it had to happen, there is no point in worrying about it. Faint fantasies about the future also waste energy. NOW is by far the most fascinating, interesting moment of my life, because only NOW really happens, in flesh and blood, what happens! Use my memory and dig up useful memories, but I will not whine.
I get exactly what I need. Everything helps me to fulfill my mission on earth - including the setbacks and the disease, the enemies and quarrels, the lost loves and the broken hearts. If I do not see that now, I will be able to see it later. I realize at every difficult moment that everything could have been much worse. I only need to be completely honest with myself. Sometimes I have to deal selectively with the truth. Total honesty towards other people is not always loving, on the contrary. And sometimes I have to protect myself, that is the way it is in this world. If I do not lie to myself; if I know what I do and why.I can never please the whole world. What one finds good, the other finds useless. There will always be someone who criticizes me; there will always be someone who admires me. I just have to do what I feel I have to do. I keep my attention in the now. Old cows hear in the ditch. Everything happened because it had to happen, there is no point in worrying about it. Faint fantasies about the future also waste energy. NOW is by far the most fascinating, interesting moment of my life, because only NOW really happens, in flesh and blood, what happens! Use my memory and dig up useful memories, but I will not whine.
To my surprise, I was subjected to a new alcohol test
To my surprise, I was subjected to a new alcohol test at 0:24 last night. Blowing in breath tester and breath alcohol analyzer was abolished and replaced with a read test. For the police a great simplification, but as a 'customer' you will have to look out of your caps. According to the developers, the test should be infallible and with 100% certainty the drivers who drank too much should be able to identify. This has to do with not being able to pronounce certain letter combinations when one has drunk. In order to allow you to prepare somewhat, I add the text to be read here so that you will not be thrown into the deep. You can only crawl behind the wheel if you can read this text easily ... "In a sailor's village once lived a girl named Barbara. Barbara made the most delicious rhubarb pudding in the far wide area, and everyone was so fond of Barbara's rhubarb pudding that they called her Rhubarb Barbara. Because Rabarberbarbara became so familiar with her rhubarb pudding at one point, she decided to open her own bar, of course the bar was called the Rhubarb Barbarabar. Rhubarb barbara had quite a few regular customers in its Rhubarb barbarabar, but by far the most famous customers were 3 barbarians who regularly enjoyed rhubarb barbara rhubarb pudding in the rhubarb barbarabar. And because these barbarians so often went to the rhubarb barbarabar to eat rhubarb barbara's rhubarb pudding, they were nicknamed Rabarberbarbar barbarians at one point. The Rhubarb barbar barbars of course also had long tough beards,
Did not get up this morning,
Did not get up this morning, I noticed. When I woke up this morning, I suddenly felt how gravity got a grip on me and how I was about to be lifted out of my bed. Unhappy I had a quick reflex to hold me in my wardrobe just in time so that I would not hit the ground with my smack. After all, what I did not know at the time was that today there was a bowling ball that was brought to roll by the shock and so eventually got to my head so that I had to unload the closet to finally leave my toothprint in the parquet.
my bike turned into a work of art
On the way home I came across a lamppost in the middle of the bike path. I still left to the left, but the pole also went out and with a huge SMAK my bike turned into a work of art. On the way home I am still in a lot of elephant faeces (from where they came, Joost may know) and have my foot stuck in an open drain. They had to pull a drill or three to drill the well again from around my feet.
When I finally got home and my artwork hung on the wall, I started preparing for lunch. I peeled the potatoes, the roots and my fingers. When the potatoes were done, I added milk and I was still in mash, carrot puree, less than a minute later. 
When I finally got home and my artwork hung on the wall, I started preparing for lunch. I peeled the potatoes, the roots and my fingers. When the potatoes were done, I added milk and I was still in mash, carrot puree, less than a minute later.
Day in life: FROM A COMPUTER JUNK
In almost every household there is a PC today. Unnoticed, we have become dependent on this all-rounder in the field of music, film, text and entertainment. One day without a computer? Pretty awkward!
The typewriter has long been out of the door. The slide projector is dusted in the attic. The dark room, where many pictures of the children have been developed and enlarged, nowadays serves as a storage room. The CD player is hardly used anymore. All this thanks to the multimedia computer, which is an all-rounder and therefore, after the vacuum cleaner and the washing machine, the most useful help in the house.
This is demonstrated by the montage of the holiday film. Much better than the old-fashioned mixer with a memory for up to seven scenes, the computer mixes the most beautiful image transitions and memorably captures hundreds of short scenes. Pieces more accurate and no dragging of equipment, title generator and TV set. And no hassle with all kinds of cables or cords. Until a malfunction makes you painfully aware of your dependence on that gray box with mounted display. Halfway through the video montage, the - second - hard drive keeps it in mind. Reading out is still possible, but data writing is no longer possible. Nothing to do about it. In addition to grabbing a screwdriver, removing a hard disk and going back to the store, because the disk is less than a year old and the warranty conditions are fortunately smooth.
The shopkeeper does indeed not difficult. Because this is the second time that this type of hard disk (Seagate Barracuda) is broken, a new hard disk from another brand may be selected. Even one with more capacity - 60 GB instead of 30 GB - for the minor sum of?
30. Beautiful. But now the bios boot memory of the older PC needs to be modified to make it suitable for such a large disk. No problem. The shopkeeper wants to do that. He also puts the new hard disk in for a while and perhaps he gets data from the crashed hard disk above water. Service that does not cost anything extra and takes up difficult work. You do not say no to such an offer.
Then you spend your free day reading. In the newspaper there is a nice review of a piece of music. Let's see if that is already to be found with Kazaa. O no, no PC, so no internet. The post brings the latest issue of a computer magazine with an enclosed CD-ROM full of demos and information. Quickly check what is on that CD-ROM. Forget about it. He is gone. Did you already forget that? So yes.
Then just turn on the television. More information can be found on www, says the presenter. I'm curious, but looking is not there.
A text message comes in on the cell phone. Have not you read my e-mail? asks the son, who is used to his father always answering directly. Let's see what he has written. Oh no, that's true too. The computer is from home.
The same magazine announces a digital photo contest. Let's see if there are still photos on the PC that match the theme of that match. Deep sigh: temporarily out of use.
The phone rings twice. Father-in-law and sister are both waiting for an answer to their e-mail. They also think it is strange that they do not hear anything. There will not be anything wrong? No, not me. Well with the PC that is staying out.
Resignation. An extra outing then. What's going on in the local film house tonight? The movie agenda is on a website. And what do you need again to get on the internet? Hellup !!!
A day without a computer feels like a junk without his daily shot. Or are there better comparisons? Like an egg without salt. No, too weak. Like a sea without water? Too dramatic. If a ..., if ...
You run to the phone and call the store: Hello, is my PC ready?
The typewriter has long been out of the door. The slide projector is dusted in the attic. The dark room, where many pictures of the children have been developed and enlarged, nowadays serves as a storage room. The CD player is hardly used anymore. All this thanks to the multimedia computer, which is an all-rounder and therefore, after the vacuum cleaner and the washing machine, the most useful help in the house.
This is demonstrated by the montage of the holiday film. Much better than the old-fashioned mixer with a memory for up to seven scenes, the computer mixes the most beautiful image transitions and memorably captures hundreds of short scenes. Pieces more accurate and no dragging of equipment, title generator and TV set. And no hassle with all kinds of cables or cords. Until a malfunction makes you painfully aware of your dependence on that gray box with mounted display. Halfway through the video montage, the - second - hard drive keeps it in mind. Reading out is still possible, but data writing is no longer possible. Nothing to do about it. In addition to grabbing a screwdriver, removing a hard disk and going back to the store, because the disk is less than a year old and the warranty conditions are fortunately smooth.
The shopkeeper does indeed not difficult. Because this is the second time that this type of hard disk (Seagate Barracuda) is broken, a new hard disk from another brand may be selected. Even one with more capacity - 60 GB instead of 30 GB - for the minor sum of?
30. Beautiful. But now the bios boot memory of the older PC needs to be modified to make it suitable for such a large disk. No problem. The shopkeeper wants to do that. He also puts the new hard disk in for a while and perhaps he gets data from the crashed hard disk above water. Service that does not cost anything extra and takes up difficult work. You do not say no to such an offer.
Then you spend your free day reading. In the newspaper there is a nice review of a piece of music. Let's see if that is already to be found with Kazaa. O no, no PC, so no internet. The post brings the latest issue of a computer magazine with an enclosed CD-ROM full of demos and information. Quickly check what is on that CD-ROM. Forget about it. He is gone. Did you already forget that? So yes.
Then just turn on the television. More information can be found on www, says the presenter. I'm curious, but looking is not there.
A text message comes in on the cell phone. Have not you read my e-mail? asks the son, who is used to his father always answering directly. Let's see what he has written. Oh no, that's true too. The computer is from home.
The same magazine announces a digital photo contest. Let's see if there are still photos on the PC that match the theme of that match. Deep sigh: temporarily out of use.
The phone rings twice. Father-in-law and sister are both waiting for an answer to their e-mail. They also think it is strange that they do not hear anything. There will not be anything wrong? No, not me. Well with the PC that is staying out.
Resignation. An extra outing then. What's going on in the local film house tonight? The movie agenda is on a website. And what do you need again to get on the internet? Hellup !!!
A day without a computer feels like a junk without his daily shot. Or are there better comparisons? Like an egg without salt. No, too weak. Like a sea without water? Too dramatic. If a ..., if ...
You run to the phone and call the store: Hello, is my PC ready?
Day in life: FROM A BICYCLE
This morning I did not get up, I was still right from yesterday. I was in desperate need of some movement because I was slowly getting a cramp in my tires. At 10h it was finally time, someone took me and took me outside. He sat on my back with his enormous weight, my rims almost touched the ground and my spokes were stretched on all sides.
Eventually we left, on the road. However, when he had to stop for some reason unknown to me, he pulled my ears in all violence. I squeaked in pain, amai my ears. And then, of course, the inevitable happened, he had broken my ear.
So I was allowed to visit the bicycle doctor. He wrote me a new ear cable and I could go on the road again. Well, well, with that half-elephant on my back, he has, for the rest of the way, often pulled my ears, but I have been good. And if that was not enough, that gullible one could not yet look out where he was driving. I saw the glass from far away, I still called pssssst, but it was already too late, I had a hole in my belt.
Again to the cycling doctor, that was already the second time today. He took care of my band wounds, applied some ointment and then put a sticker on the wounds. This way I could face it again for a while, what could still go wrongI had taken to the job again, moaning under the weight of that colossus. It amazes me enormously that I did not have any collision with those cobble stones. I have my rims swallowed, but for that my owner does not bring me to the bike doctor, no, he keeps driving that slave driver.
I felt that mistreating had been going on long enough and decided to put an end to it. I turned my head and hop, there was that brontosaurus on the ground. Me too, but that was just a side issue, I could finally rest a bit.
In the evening I had seriously under my wheels because I had that. I think he will take the car in the future, then maybe I can go out alone with that women's bike that I have seen in the window of the bike doctor
Eventually we left, on the road. However, when he had to stop for some reason unknown to me, he pulled my ears in all violence. I squeaked in pain, amai my ears. And then, of course, the inevitable happened, he had broken my ear.
So I was allowed to visit the bicycle doctor. He wrote me a new ear cable and I could go on the road again. Well, well, with that half-elephant on my back, he has, for the rest of the way, often pulled my ears, but I have been good. And if that was not enough, that gullible one could not yet look out where he was driving. I saw the glass from far away, I still called pssssst, but it was already too late, I had a hole in my belt.
Again to the cycling doctor, that was already the second time today. He took care of my band wounds, applied some ointment and then put a sticker on the wounds. This way I could face it again for a while, what could still go wrongI had taken to the job again, moaning under the weight of that colossus. It amazes me enormously that I did not have any collision with those cobble stones. I have my rims swallowed, but for that my owner does not bring me to the bike doctor, no, he keeps driving that slave driver.
I felt that mistreating had been going on long enough and decided to put an end to it. I turned my head and hop, there was that brontosaurus on the ground. Me too, but that was just a side issue, I could finally rest a bit.
In the evening I had seriously under my wheels because I had that. I think he will take the car in the future, then maybe I can go out alone with that women's bike that I have seen in the window of the bike doctor
DISCOVER THE MAN AND THE WOMAN
DISCOVER THE MAN AND THE WOMAN.............. The man discovered the ARMS and invented the YACHT.
The woman discovered the YACHT and invented the PELSJAS.
The man discovered the COLORS and invented the PAINTING.
The woman discovered the PAINTING and invented the MAQUILLAGE.
The man has discovered the WORDs and invented CONVERSATION.
The woman has discovered the CONVERSATION and has invented the RODDEL.
The man discovered the GAME and invented the PLAYING CARDS.
The woman discovered the PLAYING CARDS and invented the HEKSERIJ. The man has discovered the FARM and has invented the FOOD,
The woman has discovered the FOOD and invented the DIET.
The man has discovered the FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE.
The woman has discovered the LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.
The man discovered the WOMEN and invented the SEX.
The woman discovered the SEX and invented the HEADACHE.
The man has discovered the TRADE and has invented MONEY,
The woman has discovered the MONEY ... and then everything went to hell.
The woman discovered the YACHT and invented the PELSJAS.
The man discovered the COLORS and invented the PAINTING.
The woman discovered the PAINTING and invented the MAQUILLAGE.
The man has discovered the WORDs and invented CONVERSATION.
The woman has discovered the CONVERSATION and has invented the RODDEL.
The man discovered the GAME and invented the PLAYING CARDS.
The woman discovered the PLAYING CARDS and invented the HEKSERIJ. The man has discovered the FARM and has invented the FOOD,
The woman has discovered the FOOD and invented the DIET.
The man has discovered the FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE.
The woman has discovered the LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.
The man discovered the WOMEN and invented the SEX.
The woman discovered the SEX and invented the HEADACHE.
The man has discovered the TRADE and has invented MONEY,
The woman has discovered the MONEY ... and then everything went to hell.
THE PIG
Who cheats
is a pig
Who cheats on several occasions
is a dirty pig
Who is a lot of strange
is a wild pig
Who gets caught
is a stupid pig
Who does not get caught
is a lucky pig
Who does not have
a poor pig
Who about that Speak
is a filthy pig
Who does not cheat
is a lazy pig
Who strangles unshaven
is a porcupine Who sucks a strange breast
is a suckling pig
Who betrays himself
is a stupid pig
Who cheats and conceives a child
is a breeding pig Who
can no longer
is a slaughter pig
is a pig
Who cheats on several occasions
is a dirty pig
Who is a lot of strange
is a wild pig
Who gets caught
is a stupid pig
Who does not get caught
is a lucky pig
Who does not have
a poor pig
Who about that Speak
is a filthy pig
Who does not cheat
is a lazy pig
Who strangles unshaven
is a porcupine Who sucks a strange breast
is a suckling pig
Who betrays himself
is a stupid pig
Who cheats and conceives a child
is a breeding pig Who
can no longer
is a slaughter pig
IT IS DELICIOUS TO BE A MAN
I am a man and that is a happiness
I do not hysterical even though I am busy
I do not waste my life with 'what do I have to do'
Can go without depression of the scale
I throw things away, do not have too much stuff
And if something breaks is then I make it very
Parking is easy; just at once
And we do the same, but I deserve more!
I am a man and I think logically after
I do not live on light drinks and three leaves lettuce
When I walk somewhere, I know the way back
I make an elephant in no time a mosquito
I am a man yes, that makes me pleasure
I do not get drunk with two glasses of beer
Public crying I never do that
Hey, I can catch it if someone throws something And I do not have to give birth, so do not hurt a little.
Is not it great to be a man?
...............................
I do not hysterical even though I am busy
I do not waste my life with 'what do I have to do'
Can go without depression of the scale
I throw things away, do not have too much stuff
And if something breaks is then I make it very
Parking is easy; just at once
And we do the same, but I deserve more!
I am a man and I think logically after
I do not live on light drinks and three leaves lettuce
When I walk somewhere, I know the way back
I make an elephant in no time a mosquito
I am a man yes, that makes me pleasure
I do not get drunk with two glasses of beer
Public crying I never do that
Hey, I can catch it if someone throws something And I do not have to give birth, so do not hurt a little.
Is not it great to be a man?
...............................
A DAY FREE
Notice what you really want:
There are 365 days a year available for work.
There are 52 weeks per year, of which you are already free two days a week, leaving
261 days available to work.
Because you leave the workplace every day for 16 hours, you have wasted 170 days, leaving
only 91 days to work.
You spend 30 minutes every day on coffee break that are added up 23 days a
year, leaving only 68 days available.
With a lunch break of one hour every day, you have also used 46 days so that
only 22 days remain, to work.
Normally you are sick at home two days a year. Then only 20
working days remain .
We are closed five public holidays a year, leaving only 15 available
working days.
We give you no fewer than 14 vacation days per year, leaving only 1 day
There are 365 days a year available for work.
There are 52 weeks per year, of which you are already free two days a week, leaving
261 days available to work.
Because you leave the workplace every day for 16 hours, you have wasted 170 days, leaving
only 91 days to work.
You spend 30 minutes every day on coffee break that are added up 23 days a
year, leaving only 68 days available.
With a lunch break of one hour every day, you have also used 46 days so that
only 22 days remain, to work.
Normally you are sick at home two days a year. Then only 20
working days remain .
We are closed five public holidays a year, leaving only 15 available
working days.
We give you no fewer than 14 vacation days per year, leaving only 1 day
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