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Did you get the money...?
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big question folks..............i hide my money in the bank
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big question folks..............i hide my money in the bank
Don't worry. It's not you.
A husband & wife went together to go see a medical doctor.
The husband was a bit embarrassed & told the MD that he had trouble
getting an erection with his wife & she was getting very frustrated.
The doctor decided to take the husband into an examination room
and proceeded to look over his medical records, check his blood pressure
and test his eyesight and knee jerk response, etc...
Finally he told him "wait here, I'll be back in a moment".
He then asked the wife to go to a dfferent examination room.
She did and he asked her to completely disrobe.
Then he told her to turn all the way around slowly.
She did as instructed.
He then told her to turn around slowly in the other direction and she did.
He then asked her to bend over and touch her toes.
She did this too.
Then he said, "Ok you can get dressed now, I'll go talk to your husband."
The Doctor went into the other room and told the husband,
"You can relax. Don't worry, there's nothing wrong with you,
I couldn't get an erection with your wife either !"
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The husband was a bit embarrassed & told the MD that he had trouble
getting an erection with his wife & she was getting very frustrated.
The doctor decided to take the husband into an examination room
and proceeded to look over his medical records, check his blood pressure
and test his eyesight and knee jerk response, etc...
Finally he told him "wait here, I'll be back in a moment".
He then asked the wife to go to a dfferent examination room.
She did and he asked her to completely disrobe.
Then he told her to turn all the way around slowly.
She did as instructed.
He then told her to turn around slowly in the other direction and she did.
He then asked her to bend over and touch her toes.
She did this too.
Then he said, "Ok you can get dressed now, I'll go talk to your husband."
The Doctor went into the other room and told the husband,
"You can relax. Don't worry, there's nothing wrong with you,
I couldn't get an erection with your wife either !"
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Emotional
The other day I went to the nearest Lidl for groceries. Nothing dramatic: some fruits and… fruits. Would be a usual day and nothing to write home about, but upon arriving at check-out I’ve discovered that I didn’t have my card with me…
…I’s paddling the previous week-end and then I don’t take my whole wallet with me. In order to keep it “lite” I take only my driving licence and my card, leaving the whole heft of the wallet at home. I usually put the plastic squares back in upon returning…
…but not this time. (Any chance I’m emotional?)
So I’m staring into my wallet and see no card, but discover a 100 SEK note. (As an after-thought: if I stared hard enough, would I discover more?) And I tell the cashier that I’ve forgotten my card at home, but I have 100 SEK. And if my purchase costs more, then I’d have to abstain of some of it.
And then… (the heaven should crack at this point) a man, that checked-out before me, says: I pay gladly for you and you can swish me that amount.
A short mute scene… and then I say that I don’t have my mobile with me, but thank you nonetheless.
…I don’t always have my mobile with me. And the last I’ve paddled, I’ve forgotten it in the car (am I emotional or what?) And I expected to meet hordes of seals just lying there staring at me, because I had nothing to take a photo with. (When you have your mobile, they dive into water as soon as you appear at the horizon. They let yachts and motorboats pass “without a turn of their cabbage head”, but get all agitated, when I’m splashing by in my totally ecological and sustainable vessel. Unfair, to put it mildly… and where can I complain?)
…The man stays put while I’m digging up wee coins that’d add to 112 SEK of my purchase and then, when it was obvious that the matter is settled, he just disappears with a light nod and I don’t even have a chance to thank him properly for being there for me.
...cried the whole 35 min on my way home. Am I emotional or what?
There are men on this planet. And I am so sorry, for my own sake, that I always busy with my own emotions, when I should just enjoy the treat that Fortune sent me.
…I’s paddling the previous week-end and then I don’t take my whole wallet with me. In order to keep it “lite” I take only my driving licence and my card, leaving the whole heft of the wallet at home. I usually put the plastic squares back in upon returning…
…but not this time. (Any chance I’m emotional?)
So I’m staring into my wallet and see no card, but discover a 100 SEK note. (As an after-thought: if I stared hard enough, would I discover more?) And I tell the cashier that I’ve forgotten my card at home, but I have 100 SEK. And if my purchase costs more, then I’d have to abstain of some of it.
And then… (the heaven should crack at this point) a man, that checked-out before me, says: I pay gladly for you and you can swish me that amount.
A short mute scene… and then I say that I don’t have my mobile with me, but thank you nonetheless.
…I don’t always have my mobile with me. And the last I’ve paddled, I’ve forgotten it in the car (am I emotional or what?) And I expected to meet hordes of seals just lying there staring at me, because I had nothing to take a photo with. (When you have your mobile, they dive into water as soon as you appear at the horizon. They let yachts and motorboats pass “without a turn of their cabbage head”, but get all agitated, when I’m splashing by in my totally ecological and sustainable vessel. Unfair, to put it mildly… and where can I complain?)
…The man stays put while I’m digging up wee coins that’d add to 112 SEK of my purchase and then, when it was obvious that the matter is settled, he just disappears with a light nod and I don’t even have a chance to thank him properly for being there for me.
...cried the whole 35 min on my way home. Am I emotional or what?
There are men on this planet. And I am so sorry, for my own sake, that I always busy with my own emotions, when I should just enjoy the treat that Fortune sent me.
Another day on the sea
+5 C, cloudy and 2 m/s SW, which guarantees an event free paddling tour, but yesterday was windy, so the sea was rather choppy.
The usual baby-sitter couldn’t make it because of a minor injury, so I got a younger baby-sitter. Insurances and pleadings, that I’ll be fine on my own, didn’t do the trick. People have different ideas about what danger is. Had to accept the reality.
He’s the first time in those waters, in good mood, smiling and making small talk. I’m preferring to be on my own. Or at least left in peace. Led him through the crabbiest parts of the fjord, looking for the seal. No luck this time.
Around the first corner of Jonsborg, there is a low stone there that’s covered with water during high tide. The seal likes to lie there and then it looks like a seal is lying on water in the middle of the sea. (I have a picture.) No luck this time.
After rounding the second corner, we anchored for a tea break – the youth had thermos and cookies – so pleasant to get warm drink after all that seallessness and all…
And then on the way back, after we had chopped through an ice field – thin, but you can’t really paddle through ice – the youth said “It can’t be better, than that”, I sourly answered: “Oh, sure it can”… and there it was. Just appeared above the surface and looked at us. My companion was as enthusiastic and happy as I.
The seal let us see it for a few more times, but didn’t follow for long, as it had done a couple of times before.
Seals…
Got a short video of a colour-changing half-adult cygnet with a parent.
Found an oyster shell 18 cm long, 10 cm wide.
The usual baby-sitter couldn’t make it because of a minor injury, so I got a younger baby-sitter. Insurances and pleadings, that I’ll be fine on my own, didn’t do the trick. People have different ideas about what danger is. Had to accept the reality.
He’s the first time in those waters, in good mood, smiling and making small talk. I’m preferring to be on my own. Or at least left in peace. Led him through the crabbiest parts of the fjord, looking for the seal. No luck this time.
Around the first corner of Jonsborg, there is a low stone there that’s covered with water during high tide. The seal likes to lie there and then it looks like a seal is lying on water in the middle of the sea. (I have a picture.) No luck this time.
After rounding the second corner, we anchored for a tea break – the youth had thermos and cookies – so pleasant to get warm drink after all that seallessness and all…
And then on the way back, after we had chopped through an ice field – thin, but you can’t really paddle through ice – the youth said “It can’t be better, than that”, I sourly answered: “Oh, sure it can”… and there it was. Just appeared above the surface and looked at us. My companion was as enthusiastic and happy as I.
The seal let us see it for a few more times, but didn’t follow for long, as it had done a couple of times before.
Seals…
Got a short video of a colour-changing half-adult cygnet with a parent.
Found an oyster shell 18 cm long, 10 cm wide.
Finally "Got Home"!!
I arrived in my new home a couple of days ago but running around looking for things I needed kept me from logging on and checking in.
Hello everybody! It's great to be back.
I am now living in Bullhead City, AZ and it is really nice. The weather is always clear and the temps right now are round 80 during the day and 70 at night!
OK, everyone. Just wanted to say "Hi" to all my pals and especially to my Beatnik Poet, Kyacheo who I renamed Kyamigo!
Hello everybody! It's great to be back.
I am now living in Bullhead City, AZ and it is really nice. The weather is always clear and the temps right now are round 80 during the day and 70 at night!
OK, everyone. Just wanted to say "Hi" to all my pals and especially to my Beatnik Poet, Kyacheo who I renamed Kyamigo!
fly like an Eagle in the sky
fly like an Eagle in the sky today i did go to the airport for see airplanes whit my son is nice so i took one from the air
Vain male true hair confession #1
Those Brit scientists. Smarty pants, all. Now in London, they've identified a gene related to human greying of hair. Little concern for me, though, as non toxic and cheap lead acetate has been rendering my top nice and naturally salt and pepper for years. Unlike toxic organic dyes, which can be absorbed somewhat through our thick scalps, this commercially available alchemist's bug juice does the job, making me even more magnetically irresistible. Quite a natural result, unlike Mr. Berlusconi or those Chinese and Japanese salary men and politicians. But seriously, have you just let it go grey, now quite in fashion? Or do you still pay big every few weeks at the gossip shoppe? And how about that stubble, usually first to show the years and harder to cover, boys? Please do tell all. Your secrets here are safe with me. You can trust me, I'm not like the others.
beauty and truth
beauty is of two types physical and spritual,just as truth has two faces- good or bad
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