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Even At My Age we can become the victim of People Who want A lot of trophys
And I Didnt Start it...so its not like i asked for it
How this player was....with all of her captivating words
Any man would take it the same way
But With The slip of her tongue twice...in two different places on the blogs
She gave herself away
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Now shes blocked....
Im not cryin about it....because
If thats all there is with most women?

Id Rather be Driving this Truck
Good luck to all You Blog Boys
........Gotta Drive!!!,................

It Was Back In The Turmoil Of The Late 60s In The United States of America...It Was After Martin Luther King..Stood On The Balcony Of His Hotel...And Was Shot To Death...And Cities were Burning Across The Country
In One Of Americas Largest Cities...There Was This Picture...To Be Seen..If You Were Within Eye Sight

A Large Group Of White People On One Side Of The Street..Yelling Profanities At The Black People... On The Other Side Of The Street

And On The Other Side?

A Group Of Black People... Just As Large.... Yelling Back At Them With The Same Slogans

It Was All The Police Could Do..To Keep Them From Getting At Each Other...No Way Could These Two Groups Be Made To Be Silenced
The Cops Knew..Soon Enough..All Hell Would Break Loose

It Was Just A Matter Of Time... They Thought
But Then..The Unexpected Happened

Coming Down The Middle Of The Street...Were Two Little Kids
About 10 Years Old
One Was White...One Was Black
And As They Walked By...They Were Looking At Both Sides(Oblivious To What Ta Hell Was Going On)

Suddenly...Both Sides Went Silent
And Slowly..Each Side Started To Leave

That Powder Keg..That Was About To Go Off?
Was Tamed And Shut Down... By Two Little Kids
Who Without Knowing It
Taught The Grown-Ups A Lesson

(This Is A True Story)

Whos Responsible For The The Problems We Have In This World?
Any Kid Can Tell You Who

"Its The Grown-Ups!!"

No...This Is Not About That Song From The 50s...But... I Must Put This In The Form Of a Question..Even Though I Am Not Asking You To Answer..Theres Just Simply No Other Way To Put It
Have You Ever Done Something... So Outrageous... That Was Against The Law?
And When Confronted By A Cop...(Because It Was So Far Out There...That You Got Away With It And The Cop Let You Go?)
Well That Happened To Me Quite A While Ago
To Be Exact..Around 36 Years Ago
I Was 25(I Think) And Had A Party At My Apartment
Smoking Pot...And Drinking Was The Norm Then
About 30 People Were There
Little By Little..People Started Leaving(Leaving Behind Some Of The People That Came With Them)
And Before I Knew It...It Was Just Me That Was Left.... And 7 Girls
Now...These Girls All Lived On The Other Side Of Town..And They Wanted To Go Home And Needed A Ride
Okay...I Had No Choice...So I Gave Them A Ride Back
When We Were Almost Back...A Cop Car Came Up Behind Me ...With His Lights A Flashing...I Stopped...And The Cop Walked Over To My Car
And Said...."What Ta Hell Do You Think Your Doing?!"
I Told Him What Happened(That They Were Left At My Party By Others Who Had Brought Them) And That There Was No Other Way For Me To Get These Girls Back To Where They Lived
He Looked At All The Girls...Then.... He Looked At Me
And There Was A Minutes Pause ...Of The Cop Just Staring At This Circus
And After That Pause... He Looked At Me... And Said
"Get Ta Hell Out Of Here!"...And Went Back To His Car And Left
I Got Away With It!!!
At This Point...You Must Be Thinking..."Whats The Big Deal Here?"
Picture This In Your Head
I Was Driving An MGB(2 Seater)The Top Was Down...And Why The Cop Stopped Me... Was Because
There Was Me(In The Drivers Seat)
2 Girls In The Passenger Seat(1 Sitting On The Others Lap)
And Five Girls Sitting On The Back Of The MGBs Trunk(With Their Feet Inside)..It Was So Far Out There...That I Got Away With It!!....8 People...In An MGB!!
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...............(This Blog Is Rated "G").........................

Who would have thought something so small could torment one so severely.

I swear these pests have been sent to torture me and to make my life miserable.
Bloody Mini vampires
(No offense to full grown vampires)



They are like a squadron of kamakazi fighters

But I refuse to go down without a fight

If I have to

I will take them down with me

A Young Father And Mother Decided That This Year They Would Cut Down Their Own Christmas Tree..Seeing The Weather Was Warm Out..They Thought Theyd Have a Picnic Too
So They Brought Their Two Children With Them
A Boy 9..And A Girl 7
When They Got To Where All The Trees Were...They Looked At All The Little Green Trees
And Then They Came To A Small Tree..About 4 Feet High
And The Father Said.."This Is The One We Will Cut Down"
So While The Mother Was Busy Getting Out The Food...........
The Father Went To Retreive His Chain Saw
While He Was Doing That..The Little Kids Played Near The Tree
Suddenly..The Little Boy Thought He Heard The Sound Of Crying
And His Sister Could Hear It Too
Where Was That Sound Coming From?..They Said To Each other
Finally... They Realized That It Was Coming From The Tree They Were going To Cut Down...The Little Tree Was Crying!!!
The Little Boy Asked.."Are You Really Crying?".."And Why Are You Crying?"
The Little Tree Responded By Saying This To The Children
"Your Daddy is Going To Cut Me Down".."And Then I Will Die"
"I Wont Ever Have The Chance To Become A Grownup As You Kids Will"
"And Why Must I Die?"
"I Must Die So People Can Stand Me Up In Their Living Rooms"
"So People Can Hang Colored Bulbs On Me"
"So People Can Hang Different Colored Ornaments On Me"
"Then String Lights All Over me"
"Then Throw Tinsel To Make Me Look Pretty For Their Eyes"
"And Then.. At The End Of The Christmas Season.. Ill be Thrown Out On Ther Sidewalk"..."Like I Was Never Worth Anything"
Now The Little Tree Was Really Crying
And Here Comes The Father With His Chainsaw
At This Point..The Little Boy And Girl Were Both Crying Also
The Father Arrived And The Little Boy Ran up To Him And Yelled
"No!!!...Dont Kill That Little Tree Daddy!"
"Hes Just Little Like Me".."And He Wants To Live To Grow up Like I Will Someday Daddy!"
So After Realizing That His Children Would be Heartbroken If He Cut The Little Tree Down...The Father Decided He Would Leave The Little Tree Alone
Not Only That..But He Also Decided To Go To The Store And Buy An Artificial Tree..That Way..Each Year... They Could Use The Very Same Tree..And All Those Little Trees Would be Able To Live and Grow up To Be Big Trees Someday
At That..They Decide To Have Their Picnic Next To The Little Tree
No One Could see..But While They Were All Sitting There And Eating..........There Was A Little Tree That Was Very Happy
And If One Looked Close Enough
You Would See... The Little Tree............... Smiling

1)People Who Pander To The Bad People In This World
2)The Bad People In This World
3)The Poachers Who Kill Helpless Animals
4)Our Leadership Here In The U S A(Communists)
5)ISIS..And All That It Has Done(And The World That Does Nothing)
6)The People Who Club To Death... Baby White Seals (In Greenland)
(For Their Pure White Fur Coats)
7)Conflict And War(Over Religion)
8)All The Food Thrown Away Daily(It Could Feed The Hungry Of The World Easily)
9)Having A Wonderful Experience(Only To Wake up And Its Been Just A Damn Dream)
10)Having To Eat All My Brocolli When I Was Little

Just Woke up...Its cold Here..31 Degrees...And The Name Goes Right Along With The Temperature...."Snow Shoe"...........Pennslyvania

Its That time again For Me...Time for Another Expected Journey Out to The Mid West Once again
I Have To Be In "Indianapolis Indiana" For Monday Morning....... at 6 Am....(Boy..Thats early!
"Who Can Know What Lies ahead?"
"Who Can Know What The Future Has In Store?"
Ill Have to Go and Find out
Another Couple of Hours...and it will be Time To Start The....
..........."Long Distance Voyager".........................





.............("I Remember Simmo")............................

"Before You Think That Your Ride Was That Bad"
"If You Knew About Mine".."With Your Ride... Youd be Glad"
"Can Only Follow Me".."There Outta Be A Law"
"Come On.See How It Is"...."Ride My See Saw"

"I Was Walking On The Street One Day"
"In The Merry Merry Month Of May"
"I Was Taken By Surprise".."By A Set Of Blue Eyes"
"In The Merry Merry Month Of May"

Yep..One Day I was Walking Along This Road On The outskirts Of A City...Nothing In Particular To Do
As I Walked Along Slowly..I Thought I Heard Something
I Listened Closely And Then I Heard This Yell
Helllllllllp!...Hellllllp!...Where Was That Sound Coming from?
And then I Saw A Manhole Cover Was off Over There
So As I Got Closer I heard it Again...Heeelllpp!!!!
Sure Enough The Sound Was coming from Inside The Manhole
So I looked Down There And For A Minute I was Taken Aback At What I Saw!...All I could see was These Two Piercing Blue Eyes That Lit up Staring up At me...I was Scared At First...When I got over The Shock...I yelled Down To The Bottom.."Are You Okay?"..And An Answer Came back up Saying..."Just Swell"
Then I Said.."What Are you Doing Down There?..And The voice said.."Oh I Just Hang Around Down Here" And then After A Pause The voice said.."What Ta hell You Think Im Doing Down here!?".."I fell In!!"...Then I said.."Oh" "So I Guess You Want to get out of There?
And the Reply was.."What ta hell Do You think Sherlock?"..So I Said.."Wait There While I try to Find A Rope"(I cant say What The reply to that was..Id get thrown Off the Site)
So I Went and Found A Rope And threw One End Down T0o The Set of Blue Eyes And Said.."Hold On to The Rope"..And the reply was.."No Shit"...So I Pulled And I Pulled And Finally The owner Of The Blue Eyes Appeared..I Was Shocked!!..It Was A Witch!!..Not Just A Witch,,But An Itchy Witch!!...She was Scratching Rite At The get Go Of getting To The surface!!...
From There She Stared At Me..Got On Her Broom...Gave One Final Look Again..And Away She Went Into The Sky Laughing A Witches Laugh...I Stood There In Amazement..And Then I Remembered
Thats Right...Its That Time Once Again
"The Season Of The Witch"...............