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These are my favorite sitcoms in no particular order. I am only going to list 10.

1. Mash

2. Law and Order: SVU

3. Bonanza

4. Bewitched

5. Hogan's Heroes

6. I dream of Jeanie

7. Hill Street Blues

8. CHIPS

9. All In The Family

10. Happy Days


What are yours?

Unless you lost someone through Death..You cant be saying that you were in love before.Well.in one sense Id guess you are right.You were in love with He or She.but guess what?.They werent in love with you were they? NO they werent .Otherwise youd still be together and "They" wouldnt have let you go.So it comes down to .you were in love and "They" werent.So the next time you go to say those words.say it this way."I was in love but He or She wasnt".Or.Simply."I thought we were in Love".A true Love begins at the beginning and stays till the End.And maybe you had differences?.If I was in "Love".Those differences would not make a difference to me.But then again.We have to live with someone to know who we are really with.Some of us are made to be with the right one from the very start to the end.Some of us just havnt collided yet with our one to be.And some of us are made(Whether we likwe it or not)to never meet anyone.The only thing that I can say is."Be who you are".."For thats all youll ever be"."And love thy neighbor as yourself"."And hope they do the same for you".So.Be sure .that your next "House"(Next love)...Has a solid foundation 1st.Before you start to build upon it.That way it wont be flimsy and come crashing on down all over upon you once again.(Then again ..some refuse to rebuild ever again and stay outside in the elements of "Sorrow and "Despair".But Then Again.(What do I Know?)

These are all real places and these are there real names.Accident,Maryland.Bastard,Norway.Batman,Turkey.Bitchfield,England.Blow Me Down,New Foundland.Boring,Maryland.Cockhill,Ireland.Condom,France.Dickshooter,Idaho.Dicktown,New Jersey.Dildo,New Foundland.Fu--ing,Austria(Their sign keeps disappearing).Knob Lick,Missouri.Middle Fart,Denmark.No Place,England.Pill,England.Rectum,Netherlands.Rottenegg,Austria...Sandy Balls,England.Scratchy bottom,England.Three c*ck,Wales.Twatt,Scotland.Intercourse,Pennsylvania.Nothing,Arizona.Ugley.England.Why,Arizona..and finally.Why Not,Mississippi.(Im sure theres a lot more).

The Two lane road your on has "Road construction" up ahead...There has to be at least 50 cars in front of me...All I can see is brake lights all the way up ahead.....5 minutes go by....10 minutes go by..(People are starting to blow their horns now..Everybody is joining in)..But mr "Im in charge Policeman" keeps letting the opposite coming traffic through...15 minutes now..(What ta hell! "Gas aint cheap you know!")....Finally he stops the other traffic and motions for my side to go..(Hurray!)....It takes a couple of minutes more before I can move...Finally Im moving!....Im getting closer to where the blockage is ..Theres only a few cars in front of me as we crawl along.....But wait!...No you better not!...And wouldnt you know it!...That rotten so and so lets the car in front of me go and puts up his hand for me to stop!..(Here we go again)......There Outta be a Law!!

Dont Need................. To Reason The Why................To Tell Truth......................Or Murmur The Lie....................
Cant Come Up........................ With A Filling Second Line...........Words Un Nice...Words Unkind.......................
But You Have To Come Up With Something.........................................................Try........... Try.................... Try

(To The Tune Of.........................."Strawberry Fields Forever"

"Let Me Take You Down To.........Connecting Singles"
"Where..Nothing Is Real"..."Where Most People Will Get All Strung About"
"Connecting Singles Forever"

"Lying Is So Hard.... With Some Minds That Are Closed"
"Mis Understanding Whats Been Said"
"They Lie There Waiting For You To Make That One Mistake"
"Here On................. Connecting Singles Forever"

"So Let me Take You Down To............Connecting Singles"
"A Place So Loaded With Wrinkles"
"Where Some Live Their Imagined Lives"
"Here On..... Connecting Singles Forever"

"I Dont Think Theres No One Here In My Tree"
"Though I Cannot See Them For The Leaves"
"But Am I Really Here Within This Tree Thats Mine?"
"Here On.............. Connecting Singles Forever"

"Nothing Ever Changes...Except For Some Faces"
"Heh...Are They Real.......... Or Are They Not?"
"Its Being Anything Youd Ever Want To Be"
"Here On .................Connecting Singles Forever"

"Is There Nobody There That I Can See?"
"Or Just A Shadow Made From The Breeze?"
"Its Been So Hard For Us To Understand At All"
"Here On................ Connecting Singles Forever"

"Twenty Four Seven..And...Never The Break"
"Back And Forth... So Up And Down"
"No Shut Off Button..Even Though It Does Exist"
"Here On.............. Connecting Singles Forever"

"So Let Me Take You Down To"........"Connecting Singles"
"Where..Noithing Is Real"
"But Still Theyll Get So Strung About"
"Connecting Singles Forever"...."Connecting Singles Forever"
"Connecting Singles...For......Ever"

(Music)

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There Awaits A Time.........And There Is Always The Place........................For Whatever Might Be There To Come
For...It Shall Be Within That Day.... Or Somewhere There... In Between The Day's Night...That The Conclusion To All There Is........... Will Come To Be..... Will Spread Over The Vastness Of The Mind
For... That Far Away Thought Of Thinking..... Shall Come To Be.........Though... It May Be Within ...Or On... The Early Side Of Forever
And It Shall Be Then And There....... That Those Thoughts Of Not Wanting To Know....Will Come Tumbling Down Like An Ancient Wall From A Far Away Tomorrow
For...It Shall Emerge.... Over All Paramount
And Should.... And Very Well End.... With Just

"These Five Haunting Words"

Wednesday night I was over at my mother's house making preparation for Thanksgiving dinner for the following day. All of a sudden there was a loud bang and the door was laying on the floor.

I got so scared cause my mother is 89 years old and was afraid she was going to have a heart attach, then a lot of men and entered the house some wearing jackets and some wearing dress suits. I seen some of the letters on the back of the jackets it was FBI ATF and some more that I couldn't see I think some of them in suits might have been Russian agents.

The man in the FBI jacket handed me a search warrant for a Turkey. I cried out WHAT what are you talking about then he proceeded to tell me that the turkey you have was pardoned by the President.

For you that might not know we have a tradition that the President pardons a Turkey every Thanksgiving but that is a live Turkey. My turkey has been exicuted cleaned and frozen. So I am crying out loud this is not the Turkey I even have a receipt that I. bought it.

They grabbed up the Turkey and then said you can appeal in court if you choose to but many have tried but no one has ever won. Now I know how the President feeds his white house staff with Turkey at Thanksgiving.

After my mother gained her senses she wisperd in my ear hide the Ham the FDA. might want it. I did then start looking around to see if I seen any letters of FDA on the back of jackets.

They took the Turkey and then walked over the door as they left and had the nerve to say Happy Thanksgiving. Now I was lucky to get my profile back from CS but I think I will let keep the Turkey with no appeal.

We still had a great Thanksgiving eating Ham but with out a front door. hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving

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As relief against the Trumpy stuff that's dominating everything, how about learning some stuff about birds.

The Irishman Michael Flatley claimed to have made the riverdance popular, in fact he stole the idea from the Welsh, A rooster by the name of Hamish Cockburn was the first to patent the furious feet dancing method.



The North East of England is home to some of the worst gang violence in England, The "mad crow" gang are responsible for 80% of all serious crime in the region.


Kungfu was not developed by monks, it was a Chicken named Kevin in the 1870s.

What is your favorite thing to do on a Sunday afternoon?