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i know im in love just by looking at a photo thats how i feel when im looking through photos but theres always a twist if youve been in love before you have a knack for sifting through the garbage if your reading this then you beleive in love at first site

One Way Street (08/26/06)

Making friends is not easy.
And trying to find a girl friend is even harder.
Everyday, I try to talk to girls,
They love giving me problems.
I try to get a gf,
All they do is say NO.
I tried to get along with the girls just fine.
But I found out, most are so unkind.
I can’t believe, I felt sympathy,
For all those who had a problem with me.
The haters always tell me lies,
But I was not the one who put the tears in their eyes.
They make me feel like I’m on a one way street
moving in the wrong direction.
And since they hate me,
They never wanted a connection.
This makes me afraid.
Since I’m always on this one way street,
I’ll make my move too late
And love will get left behind.
But I did learn from this one way street.
I learn not to let anyone take advantage of me.

alcohol doesn't canse hangovers... waking up does?

Male pattern balding is, to my knoweldge, a hereditary trait. There are few men who can pull off being bald. Being bald can age you almost 15-20 years your actual age. I once knew a man who was very attractive, but had the bald spot atop his head, at the age of 29. I assumed just from the bald spot that he was in his mid-forties.

Now, since this is genetic and cannot be stopped, please do not take offense to this if you are bald, or half bald. But there are many things one can do, such as, join 'Hair club for men' get a toupee, or shave the head entirely. Shaving the head entirely is the cheapest option, however, really doesnt conceal the fact that you have a bald spot, because there is always that little 5 o'clock shadow.

Dents in the head, scars, or misshapen heads perhaps should alert one to get a hair transplant. It may increase the chances of finding an appropriate mate, especially if you are in your 20's and already bald. If you are in your 40's then I suppose you can embrace your baldness, but steer clear of v-neck sweaters.

For the love of God, please do NOT do a comb-over. Perhaps the most ridiculous atrocity known to mankind. 5 strands of hair cannot conceal a bald spot that spans the entire length of the top of your head.

If anything, convert to judaism and wear a yamaka.

Ok ladies. I got a question for you. What do some of you ladies have against dating a 21 year old whose a "Do It Yourself" person? (If any guys want to give me a few tips, go right ahead)

a lot of women put i love travel, can i just say getting up from your tv and going to sitting at a computer that is not travel

ahhh! maybe this is more of a vent...why in the heck am I not drawn to the good guys? Yeah they are around...but the bad boys grrrr. I think I should begin to demagantize myself from them and begin forcing myself to get to know the good guys and maybe passion and excitemtn and live will com in time? Maybe thats even the right way to do..heck i am confused!!

Oh man, I just did a major trip on my scooter. I rode through 4 boroughs in about 7 hours. Started in Brooklyn, then crossed the Brooklyn Bridge into Manhattan. Went down to Whitehall Street and from on the East side (FDR and Harlem River Drives) from Whitehall - Dyckman Streets. Then went up to 207 and crossed the University Heights BRidge into The Bonx. Went down on Grand Concourse until the Triborough Bridge and went back into Queens. I have the pics to prove it on facebook. Man that was a long trip. If there are any bikers on this site, feel free to talk to me lol

Sometime in the course of my life I was told that the dots over lower case "i" and "j" are called tittles. Why?

Have you ever noticed that the most educated people at your job have the most trouble performing simple tasks like using the company e-mail or loading paper in the printer? Or is it just me?

Why do so many people with college degrees end up asking me for my high school level opinions or advice?

Why does complaining make me laugh and feel so good?

I've come to the conclusion that in life there are no stupid questions--just stupid people asking them. Including me! :)

For as long as I can remember I've been getting in trouble for not conforming to the standards of the so-called civil society. Not criminal trouble or legal trouble. Just being talked to in the office of my principal, First Sergeant or civilian boss... a lot. I've come to the hard realization that I'm just not meant for this world. Obviously, there was some sort of cosmic screw up that put me in the wrong parallel universe or something. Nobody else seems to see things the same way I do. I find humor in situations that invite scorn from my peers. We get bombarded by terrible images on a daily basis and I'm not immune to the horror, but everytime a new disaster flashes across my screen the first thing that usually pops in my mind is, "Wow! That's gonna leave a mark." I've spent my entire life wondering if the rest of the world really believes the BS that comes out of their mouths and I'm no closer to the answer today. I try not to care, but contrary to what a lot of folks think I do have feelings. Day after day I get up and face a world knowing that somebody is gonna find what I think or say is offensive. That's a lot of stress, dude! I like fart jokes. I like s*xual innuendo. I like four letter words. Guess I'm the only one. Of course, for liking all these things I often get clumped in with all the other ills plaguing the world. Yep, s*xual predators, violent criminals, elected officials ain't got nothing on me 'cause this dirty mind is playing in the gutter. In the end, nothing to do but carry on, but damn! - sometimes I feel like it's me against the world. How 'bout you?