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Woman gets revenge on coffee creamer thief A woman who was fed up with her coworker using her coffee creamer without asking sought revenge by filling the container with her breast milk. A...	674	11	0	Jul 2016	Jul 2016	May 23
Has anyone seen... Has anyone seen or talked to the Catman?...	750	4	0	Jul 2016	Jul 2016	May 23
America's Democratic Convention Democrat Convention Schedule Monday, July 25, 2016 11:15 AM Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention Forms distributed for...	712	21	0	Jul 2016	Jul 2016	May 21
Thanks I want to thank everyone who commented on my blog yesterday: Name 5 cs bloggers you would want to be stranded on an island with? I really enjoye...	784	35	0	Jul 2016	Jul 2016	May 22
Revision, Name all of the cs bloggers you want to Name 5 cs bloggers you would want to be stranded on an island with? Either male or female! And why these particular 5! Who wants to be first?...	2,703	66	0	Jul 2016	Jul 2016	May 18
Arizona Girl Drinking with an Arizona Girl: A Mexican, an Arab, and an Arizona girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he thro...	605	3	0	Jul 2016	Jul 2016	May 11
Happy Birthday to Me! Well gang....the big day arrived for me yesterday, July 11....my birthday! It came and went very quietly! Can't say that I did much! Had a couple of...	800	21	0	Jul 2016	Jul 2016	May 18
Farmer and Old Lady A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and woul...	622	7	0	Jul 2016	Jul 2016	May 9

How To Start A Fight One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift....	746	7	0	Jul 2016	Jul 2016	May 10
Negative or Positive blogs I read the blogs here every day. Why is there always so much doom and gloom? Some of the people on here must have some rotten lives to live...	943	13	0	Jul 2016	Jul 2016	May 10
As We Grow Older As we grow older, and hence wiser, we slowly realize that: Whether we wear a $300 or $30 watch - - - they both tell the same time. Whether we carry a...	950	9	0	Jul 2016	Jul 2016	1 hrs ago
Happy 4th Of July Happy 4th of July to all of my family and friends in America and my friends on here and throughout the world! Great day of celebration in the...	726	14	0	Jul 2016	Jul 2016	May 20
The Client A lawyer calls his largest client to his office for an important meeting. When he arrives, the lawyer says to the wealthy art collector client, "I...	754	12	0	Jun 2016	Jun 2016	May 12
Truisms A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks...	635	3	0	Jun 2016	Jun 2016	May 19
Dear God, Last month you took my favorite musician Prince. Last week you took my favorite boxer Muhammed Ali. This week you took my favorite hockey player, Go...	691	8	0	Jun 2016	Jun 2016	May 17
Birthday Suprise Joke Benny decided to buy a present for his Uncle Sam’s birthday, so with his older brother’s help he bought a present, gift wrapped it, and brought it ove...	658	2	0	Jun 2016	Jun 2016	May 19
AND THEY WONDER WHY WE ARE ANGRY? Harold was a bright child. He grew up in America. He went to school and had a bright future ahead of him. Harold was full of life but was cut short...	688	3	0	Jun 2016	Jun 2016	May 12
ME I AM SWEET, KIND, LOVABLE, SHY AND INNOCENT....OH WHAT THE HEY....STOP LAUGHING FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!...	549	6	0	Jun 2016	Jun 2016	May 18
All Ears Motivational speaker Paul Meyer cannot remember a single time when his father forgave anyone—not even his own sister. She had immigrated to Ame...	713	16	0	Jun 2016	Jun 2016	May 10
One Liners 2. The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality. 3. Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to...	650	5	0	May 2016	Jun 2016	May 17
Happy Birthday Enigma Enigma's birthday is tomorrow, June 11. Let's all join in and wish her a very happy birthday! Happy Birthday Enigma! May you have many, many more...	974	31	0	Jun 2016	Jun 2016	May 23

What keeps CS together? Why do you keep coming back to this CS website? Is it the comradery? Hoping to meet your soul mate? Getting info about other parts of the world? Or...	855	29	0	Jun 2016	Jun 2016	May 23
Patton and his wife Patton staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Kathleen. He...	547	2	0	Jun 2016	Jun 2016	May 11
Water Teacher: "What is the chemical formula for water?" Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about?" Student: "Yesterday you said it's...	756	4	0	Jun 2016	Jun 2016	May 20
Bar Excuse Joke Harry was sick and tired of being constantly badgered by his wife Barbara for spending so much time at the bar. Hoping it would help matters, Harry in...	556	2	0	Jun 2016	Jun 2016	May 10
Bugs A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner...	681	8	0	May 2016	May 2016	May 20
What is the most important thing in your life? What is the most important thing in your life? Is it your husband/wife, bf/gf, family and which member/s, friends, your job, pets or anything else?...	914	20	0	May 2016	May 2016	May 14
Funnies I hate when old people poke you at a wedding and say "you're next". So next time I was at a funeral I poked them and said "you're next". I think th...	549	2	0	May 2016	May 2016	May 10
Little Johnny's Homework Excuse When little Johnny was in the fifth grade he looked downcast, so his teacher asked, "What's the problem, Johnny, I hope it's not homework again"? "...	453	0	0	May 2016	May 2016	May 10
MOHAMAD THE SKATEBOARDER I COULD WATCH THIS ALL DAY ! This "story" is only 5 seconds. Caution, do not click the start button while sipping your coffee. MOHAMAD...	1,570	9	0	May 2016	May 2016	May 22
Husband and Wife A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They arg...	633	9	0	May 2016	May 2016	24 hrs ago

Ole and Lars Ole and Lars are walking down a street in Minocqua WI, when they see a sign on a store that reads, "suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, and trousers...	597	8	0	May 2016	May 2016	23 hrs ago
Outdoorsy Man During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level. He described a typical day this way: “Well, yesterday afternoon,...	587	3	0	May 2016	May 2016	May 22
Wise Sayings The idea is to die young as late as possible Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long. Every now and then I throw in one of those ty...	661	8	0	May 2016	May 2016	May 22
A Bit Of Humor In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of...	640	6	0	May 2016	May 2016	May 19
Husband vs. Wife A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to co...	587	7	0	May 2016	May 2016	5 hrs ago
THE SONG MOST RADIO STATIONS ARE BANNING IN THE US THE SONG MOST RADIO STATIONS ARE BANNING IN THE US: > The song you are about to hear is from a Las Vegas Diamond Rio concert. They received an im...	854	6	0	May 2016	May 2016	May 20
The Wooden Bowl I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, a year from now. A frail old man went to li...	672	10	0	Apr 2016	May 2016	May 8
How To Survive A Heart Attack When Alone I read this article this AM and wanted to share it with everyone! Hopefully it will save someone's life! Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’...	963	23	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	May 12
A Couple of Jokes The Eternal Optimist Fifteen minutes after the Titanic sank, Arthur and John find themselves hugging a piece of wreckage from the great ship...	848	13	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	May 19
The Senility Prayer God, grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the...	687	13	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	May 18
How To Turn Your Man On 3 women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men.... That night, all thr...	829	13	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	May 4

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