How To Turn Your Man On
3 women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....That night, all three will wear a leather bodice S &M style, stilettoes and a mask over their eyes .
After a few days they meet again.....
The engaged girlfriend: 'the other night, when my boy friend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cm stilettoes and mask. As he saw me he said: 'you are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we made l*ve all night long
The mistress: Ah! me too, the other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettoes, the mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say anything.....but we had wild sex all night
The married one: 'the other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettoes and mask over my eyes....my husband comes back from work, opens the door and says:
'Hi Batman, what's for dinner'?
Comments (13)
That's what the world has come down to.
Too funny...
That is about how it is after five years.
Apart from being funny, it is true as well.
Ash. I like your comments about 50 shades.
That is funny!