How to know a female is single? (51)

Nov 8, 2009 5:00 PM CST How to know a female is single?
AlCapone31
AlCapone31AlCapone31Lyon, Rhone-Alpes France2 Threads 9 Posts
a real man should be rough, tough, & ugly

so thats how i look, only a gay would worry about his look

women love tough ugly guys anyway
Nov 9, 2009 3:40 AM CST How to know a female is single?
temporary
temporarytemporary., Central Serbia Serbia5 Threads 216 Posts
venere08: The mark of a man is in the jokes he tells

The mark of a woman in in the jokes she finds funny!


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Nov 9, 2009 3:43 AM CST How to know a female is single?
Englishman55
Englishman55Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK31 Threads 2 Polls 6,405 Posts
venere08: The mark of a man is in the jokes he tells

The mark of a woman in in the jokes she finds funny!


I never was much good at telling jokes !
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Nov 9, 2009 5:11 AM CST How to know a female is single?
Elley
ElleyElleyCadiz, Andalusia Spain131 Threads 1 Polls 2,808 Posts
Tis the sort of "joke" that I inagine drunken neandathals find hilarious.Glad I,m not one.
Nov 9, 2009 6:19 AM CST How to know a female is single?
markizamkd25
markizamkd25markizamkd25Skive, Central Jutland Denmark235 Threads 5 Polls 4,706 Posts
shock barf barf
Nov 9, 2009 6:20 AM CST How to know a female is single?
markizamkd25
markizamkd25markizamkd25Skive, Central Jutland Denmark235 Threads 5 Polls 4,706 Posts
AlCapone31: a real man should be rough, tough, & ugly

so thats how i look, only a gay would worry about his look

women love tough ugly guys anyway
Thats why ur single i guess giggle giggle
Nov 9, 2009 6:28 AM CST How to know a female is single?
Elley: Tis the sort of "joke" that I inagine drunken neandathals find hilarious.Glad I,m not one.
Like one of these?laugh






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Nov 9, 2009 6:58 AM CST How to know a female is single?
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
Englishman55: I never was much good at telling jokes !


Never mind.comfort

I never was much good at understanding half of them!laugh
Nov 9, 2009 7:04 AM CST How to know a female is single?
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
AlCapone31: a real man should be rough, tough, & ugly

so thats how i look, only a gay would worry about his look

women love tough ugly guys anyway


Well, I suppose at least you have qualified for us, the kind of woman that appeals to you...and the type of woman you befriend.
Each to their own.dunno

In which case, you are on the wrong kind of singles site.
wine
Nov 9, 2009 9:09 AM CST How to know a female is single?
lakelander
lakelanderlakelanderLarnaca, Cyprus2 Threads 200 Posts
Yes it is a joke and a very old one at that.
Nov 9, 2009 9:27 AM CST How to know a female is single?
Englishman55
Englishman55Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK31 Threads 2 Polls 6,405 Posts
venere08: Well, I suppose at least you have qualified for us, the kind of woman that appeals to you...and the type of woman you befriend.
Each to their own.

In which case, you are on the wrong kind of singles site.


There can't be that many singles sites for him.... no wonder he hangs around in supermarkets insulting people..... joke or no joke.

bouquet eu
Nov 9, 2009 5:39 PM CST How to know a female is single?
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
Englishman55: There can't be that many singles sites for him.... no wonder he hangs around in supermarkets insulting people..... joke or no joke.


Who knows? I hate to think what sites are out there!uh oh

Hmmm.....AlCapone insulting people in a French supermarket...no wonder he's not around. He must be locked away by now!laugh
Nov 9, 2009 5:53 PM CST How to know a female is single?
Englishman55
Englishman55Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK31 Threads 2 Polls 6,405 Posts
venere08: Who knows? I hate to think what sites are out there!

Hmmm.....AlCapone insulting people in a French supermarket...no wonder he's not around. He must be locked away by now!


There must be some sites out there that find the joke funny dunno coz I sure as hell don't.

It's so easy to be nasty, and quite difficult to say something nice.

The hardest thing this guy had to do was spell his name right !doh
Nov 9, 2009 6:15 PM CST How to know a female is single?
Englishman55: There must be some sites out there that find the joke funny coz I sure as hell don't.

It's so easy to be nasty, and quite difficult to say something nice.

The hardest thing this guy had to do was spell his name right !
Sure it isn't supposed to be A(L)Capon(e)?rolling on the floor laughing
Nov 9, 2009 6:32 PM CST How to know a female is single?
Jan1305
Jan1305Jan1305Sunshine and vino, Murcia Spain170 Threads 5,319 Posts
lakelander: Yes it is a joke and a very old one at that.


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Yes it is very old and in bad taste, or at least perceived as such nowadays.

But we all know bad taste jokes, whether we like them or not, and the hypocrisy is that we keep them to ourselves or within our close circle of family and friends.

The OP unfortunately for him, didn´t stick to the rules.
Nov 10, 2009 12:03 AM CST How to know a female is single?
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
Jan1305: Yes it is very old and in bad taste, or at least perceived as such nowadays.

But we all know bad taste jokes, whether we like them or not, and the hypocrisy is that we keep them to ourselves or within our close circle of family and friends.

The OP unfortunately for him, didn´t stick to the rules.


Where does hypocrisy come into it?

True, we might know a bad joke, (personally I can rarely remember good jokes at the best of times, bad jokes would have little hope!)such as now, this one, because I heard it or read it somewhere. And yes,this is one joke I will keep to myself.

But I fail to see how that makes me, and others here, a hypocrit? confused

I would have thought Jan, that a person was to be commended for not repeating such jokes rather than be labelled a hypocrit.

wine
Nov 10, 2009 12:47 AM CST How to know a female is single?
CuspofMagic
CuspofMagicCuspofMagiclight, South Australia Australia278 Threads 7,904 Posts
In response to: I met a female at city centre buying milk, a newspaper and some eggs, while in the line I asked her

"your single arnt you"

before replying yes, she stares at her items she has bought and wonders how I knew.

she replies "yes how did you know"

I started to laugh and replied

"cos your ugly"
Now you know how to know if a female is single or not!!



Find the beauty within and only then you may understand what beauty is --- that is of course if - Ugly doesnt mistify your gaze
Nov 10, 2009 3:05 AM CST How to know a female is single?
Donau
DonauDonauAttika, Attica Greece5 Threads 283 Posts
AlCapone31: a real man should be rough, tough, & ugly

so thats how i look, only a gay would worry about his look

women love tough ugly guys anyway
maybe somebody loves you because you are rough, tough and ugly but sure nobody loves YOU because you are nice, kind, polite or funny.
Nov 10, 2009 3:25 AM CST How to know a female is single?
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
CuspofMagic: Find the beauty within and only then you may understand what beauty is --- that is of course if - Ugly doesnt mistify your gaze


wine bouquet
Nov 10, 2009 3:43 AM CST How to know a female is single?
temporary
temporarytemporary., Central Serbia Serbia5 Threads 216 Posts
Donau: maybe somebody loves you because you are rough, tough and ugly but sure nobody loves YOU because you are nice, kind, polite or funny.


oh boy!!
i like that one!!

Ms. Donau, chapeau!
handshake








and a toast to you
wine
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