The latest pearls of wisdom from the Catholic Church (14)

May 7, 2012 3:33 AM CST The latest pearls of wisdom from the Catholic Church
Newlife08
Newlife08Newlife08On the coast, Queensland Australia165 Threads 2,715 Posts
Have you heard the latest pontificating from that Bastion of All Knowledge in Relationships - the Catholic Church which is run by men who are not allowed to marry for those of you unfamiliar with it?

Well ladies we have been warned that women should marry earlier in life and not be too picky to avoid an Aussie Man Drought! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Apparently women are getting too 'choosy' and in trying to have it all they end up missing out. heart wings

So young aussie ladies should just grab a man - any man! Before there are none left. professor head banger dancing
May 7, 2012 3:46 AM CST The latest pearls of wisdom from the Catholic Church
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
Newlife08: Have you heard the latest pontificating from that Bastion of All Knowledge in Relationships - the Catholic Church which is run by men who are not allowed to marry for those of you unfamiliar with it?

Well ladies we have been warned that women should marry earlier in life and not be too picky to avoid an Aussie Man Drought!

Apparently women are getting too 'choosy' and in trying to have it all they end up missing out.

So young aussie ladies should just grab a man - any man! Before there are none left.


ok i'll be first thumbs up



















Pick Me!! Pick Me!! applause banana wine bouquet
May 7, 2012 3:47 AM CST The latest pearls of wisdom from the Catholic Church
serene56
serene56serene56Myplace, New South Wales Australia543 Threads 10 Polls 27,957 Posts
Newlife08: Have you heard the latest pontificating from that Bastion of All Knowledge in Relationships - the Catholic Church which is run by men who are not allowed to marry for those of you unfamiliar with it?

Well ladies we have been warned that women should marry earlier in life and not be too picky to avoid an Aussie Man Drought!

Apparently women are getting too 'choosy' and in trying to have it all they end up missing out.

So young aussie ladies should just grab a man - any man! Before there are none left.




Glad to hear I've done it all correctly then (most important to a Catholic who was brought up to include guilt as a major part of her repertoire dancing )

Grabbed a man, married him young .. did it say anything about subsequently giving him the boot confused
May 7, 2012 3:47 AM CST The latest pearls of wisdom from the Catholic Church
curly28
curly28curly28Perth, Western Australia Australia53 Threads 5,450 Posts
Newlife08: Have you heard the latest pontificating from that Bastion of All Knowledge in Relationships - the Catholic Church which is run by men who are not allowed to marry for those of you unfamiliar with it?

Well ladies we have been warned that women should marry earlier in life and not be too picky to avoid an Aussie Man Drought!

Apparently women are getting too 'choosy' and in trying to have it all they end up missing out.

So young aussie ladies should just grab a man - any man! Before there are none left.


Been there professor Done that professor Turn the page laugh

Single Life ain't that bad wine banana
May 7, 2012 3:54 AM CST The latest pearls of wisdom from the Catholic Church
Newlife08
Newlife08Newlife08On the coast, Queensland Australia165 Threads 2,715 Posts
Just had a thought - it could mean that sites like this would be just all women! All the desirable and even un-desirable men will be snapped up by all the lasses taking heed of these warnings and not wanting to be 'left on the shelf' laugh laugh laugh

All together girls "All the single ladies, all the single ladies - put your hands up!" *wiggle a-la-Beyonce* heart wings lips sad flower
May 7, 2012 3:55 AM CST The latest pearls of wisdom from the Catholic Church
wash2u
wash2uwash2uMelbourne, Victoria Australia79 Threads 1 Polls 3,768 Posts
Newlife08: Have you heard the latest pontificating from that Bastion of All Knowledge in Relationships - the Catholic Church which is run by men who are not allowed to marry for those of you unfamiliar with it?

Drought!

So young aussie ladies should just grab a man - any man! Before there are none left.


And here I was thinking the drought was over with all the flooding of late.

Although I have noticed that all the animals and plants out there are propergating late mad.doh doh
May 7, 2012 4:00 AM CST The latest pearls of wisdom from the Catholic Church
serene56
serene56serene56Myplace, New South Wales Australia543 Threads 10 Polls 27,957 Posts
Newlife08: Just had a thought - it could mean that sites like this would be just all women! All the desirable and even un-desirable men will be snapped up by all the lasses taking heed of these warnings and not wanting to be 'left on the shelf'

All together girls "All the single ladies, all the single ladies - put your hands up!" *wiggle a-la-Beyonce*



dance
May 7, 2012 4:05 AM CST The latest pearls of wisdom from the Catholic Church
Newlife08
Newlife08Newlife08On the coast, Queensland Australia165 Threads 2,715 Posts
What with those eligible young men being snapped up by the younger ladies so they don't miss out, then the older guys going shopping in Asia for younger types - not looking too good for this old chook rollers

It's enough to make you drink wine drinking wine drinking

The Catholic Church has just given me another reason not to go back there. cheering cheering cheering
May 9, 2012 7:46 AM CST The latest pearls of wisdom from the Catholic Church
AgentAjax
AgentAjaxAgentAjaxBrisbane, Queensland Australia81 Threads 1 Polls 3,965 Posts
Newlife08: Have you heard the latest pontificating from that Bastion of All Knowledge in Relationships - the Catholic Church which is run by men who are not allowed to marry for those of you unfamiliar with it?

Well ladies we have been warned that women should marry earlier in life and not be too picky to avoid an Aussie Man Drought!

Apparently women are getting too 'choosy' and in trying to have it all they end up missing out.

So young aussie ladies should just grab a man - any man! Before there are none left.
its not just the Catholic church believe it or not who are advocating this. Research have found woman who dont get married or end up in relationships by the time they are 25 end up on the shelf. But that’s good right, a free society of bonkers laugh
May 9, 2012 6:43 PM CST The latest pearls of wisdom from the Catholic Church
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
Newlife08: Have you heard the latest pontificating from that Bastion of All Knowledge in Relationships - the Catholic Church which is run by men who are not allowed to marry for those of you unfamiliar with it?

Well ladies we have been warned that women should marry earlier in life and not be too picky to avoid an Aussie Man Drought!

Apparently women are getting too 'choosy' and in trying to have it all they end up missing out.

So young aussie ladies should just grab a man - any man! Before there are none left.


I prefer to focus on the upside of the latest bloops on the face of the Catholic Church...and that's the one about the Catholic priest who revealed he had been secretly married, I think for about a year(?).
This could open up the flood gates for all these eligible men, all of whom are highly intelligent(minus the few who like little boys!).
cheering

Now I'm wondering why priests don't all go on strike to win their right to get married.( No different from most other men who are married to their job!!)...besides, the bishops are hardly going to replace them...with who? An Islamic cleric??laugh laugh
May 9, 2012 6:45 PM CST The latest pearls of wisdom from the Catholic Church
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
venere08: ...with whom? An Islamic cleric??
May 10, 2012 2:17 AM CST The latest pearls of wisdom from the Catholic Church
rivame
rivamerivamemelbourne, Victoria Australia54 Threads 3 Polls 4,601 Posts
A man drought......

is that like a pub with no beer crying
May 10, 2012 2:23 AM CST The latest pearls of wisdom from the Catholic Church
curly28
curly28curly28Perth, Western Australia Australia53 Threads 5,450 Posts
rivame: A man drought......

is that like a pub with no beer


uh oh moping moping moping moping help blues
May 10, 2012 2:27 AM CST The latest pearls of wisdom from the Catholic Church
rivame
rivamerivamemelbourne, Victoria Australia54 Threads 3 Polls 4,601 Posts
laugh

yeah a pub with no beer would be far worse wouldnt it Curly beer
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