pedro27: I swear the scar of the tooth marks say J.C
So in the second coming of Christ,Christ has decided to reincarnate as your dog? Is this a wise choice for the Lord? Will you get free stuff from now as your the legal owner of doggie Jesus? Will you be touring the country hosting seminars on this? Who am i to question the Lord. Thanks Pedro,defo brightned up my day!
sirLarryIII: So in the second coming of Christ,Christ has decided to reincarnate as your dog? Is this a wise choice for the Lord? Will you get free stuff from now as your the legal owner of doggie Jesus? Will you be touring the country hosting seminars on this? Who am i to question the Lord. Thanks Pedro,defo brightned up my day!
Obviously catering to the P.C. brigade: Pedigree Chum! What next, Our Lady appears at Crufts.
A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on a table and takes it...... Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you". He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says " What kind of IDIOT names his bird Moses??" The parrot replies "THE SAME IDIOT THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS".
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