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He's a regular at the hospital, he keeps "falling" on things and getting them stuck in his back passage. Last week it was a remote controlled helicopter.
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pat8lanips: He's a regular at the hospital, he keeps "falling" on things and getting them stuck in his back passage. Last week it was a remote controlled helicopter.
He fancies cows with big brown eyes
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JohnnySia can slice up a chorizo without using his teeth. He perfected his technique on bananas, then graduated to chorizo.
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Johnny, Johnny, Johnny... (sucks air noisily through teeth and sighs) JohnySia got sacked from working in the dog pound, after he was caught with 3 jars of peanut butter and peanut butter all around his fly area.
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pat8lanips: Johnny, Johnny, Johnny... (sucks air noisily through teeth and sighs) JohnySia got sacked from working in the dog pound, after he was caught with 3 jars of peanut butter and peanut butter all around his fly area.
My dogs like peanut butter
Luckily, I don't.
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mollybaby: My dogs like peanut butter Luckily, I don't.
Knocked Out Rocky Balboa 1 minute into the 1st round of a 3 round match.
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galrads, being so close to the neighboring State, has devised a filtered-water pipeline from Lake Huron (The fifth largest freshwater lake in the world), to the city of Flint, Michigan. And has relieved thousands of Flint citizens from their toxic water issues. 
(Wine, not toxic water). 
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CuddlingSoul: galrads, being so close to the neighboring State, has devised a filtered-water pipeline from Lake Huron (The fifth largest freshwater lake in the world), to the city of Flint, Michigan. And has relieved thousands of Flint citizens from their toxic water issues.
(Wine, not toxic water).
(Wine, not toxic water).
I wish most of that wasn't a lie.
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@235 Flint used to be a nice community way before General Motors became Government Motors. Surprisingly to me, U.s.epa has ignored a lot of environmental issues there since then.
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