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Inthewoods: I wonder where this bar is? ...
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Inthewoods: I wonder where this bar is? ...
The Sip 'n Dip Lounge in Great Falls, Montana, has a unique form of entertainment with 'mermaids' swimming in a glass tank behind the bar.------ This thread has reached the limit ------
.... WAIT !
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Shortly after WWII 3 canibals entered a dutch restaurant.
The waiter asked them what they wanna eat.
The first one said: Do me a dutchman.
The waiter said: That'll cost you 10.000.
What, that expensive?
Yeah he was a good dutchman during the war, fought in the resistance.
The second says: Serve me a jew.
That'll cost you 100.000.
What? That's very expensive.
Yeah, well, there were to many killed, so they're hard to get.
The third one said: Serve me a muslim.
That'll cost you 10 million?
What? They hardly fought in the war, and there are way to many iof them in your country, why they're so expensive?
Well, do you know the costs for cleaning him???
The waiter asked them what they wanna eat.
The first one said: Do me a dutchman.
The waiter said: That'll cost you 10.000.
What, that expensive?
Yeah he was a good dutchman during the war, fought in the resistance.
The second says: Serve me a jew.
That'll cost you 100.000.
What? That's very expensive.
Yeah, well, there were to many killed, so they're hard to get.
The third one said: Serve me a muslim.
That'll cost you 10 million?
What? They hardly fought in the war, and there are way to many iof them in your country, why they're so expensive?
Well, do you know the costs for cleaning him???
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My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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Well hell
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galrads: Err...
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