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Son:
"Dad. I've got a part in the school play, I play a man who's been married for 25 years."
Dad:
"That's good, maybe next time you'll get a speaking part."
"Dad. I've got a part in the school play, I play a man who's been married for 25 years."
Dad:
"That's good, maybe next time you'll get a speaking part."
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CossackCat: Son:
"Dad. I've got a part in the school play, I play a man who's been married for 25 years."
Dad:
"That's good, maybe next time you'll get a speaking part."
"Dad. I've got a part in the school play, I play a man who's been married for 25 years."
Dad:
"That's good, maybe next time you'll get a speaking part."
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Karl
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Good ones! @KarloradoFL 
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@Karl
hilariously cute
or
cutely hilarious
(not sure.... but sure made me laugh with my heart. thank you)
hilariously cute
or
cutely hilarious
(not sure.... but sure made me laugh with my heart. thank you)
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A German truck driver was sitting in a Liverpool bar mouthing off about how lazy the British are and said, “I drive my truck from Hamburg to Liverpool via Holland/Belgium over to the UK and up to Liverpool, drop my load off and am back in Hamburg in under 2 days"
A drunk old man overheard him and muttered “Piss off lad, I used to pick my load up in Liverpool, drop it off in Hamburg and make it back to Liverpool in time for breakfast the next morning!”
German man, laughed and replied, “Oh yeah old man, what rig were you driving?”
Old fella replied, “A Lancaster Bomber!”
A drunk old man overheard him and muttered “Piss off lad, I used to pick my load up in Liverpool, drop it off in Hamburg and make it back to Liverpool in time for breakfast the next morning!”
German man, laughed and replied, “Oh yeah old man, what rig were you driving?”
Old fella replied, “A Lancaster Bomber!”
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Ivoryguy: A German truck driver was sitting in a Liverpool bar mouthing off about how lazy the British are and said, “I drive my truck from Hamburg to Liverpool via Holland/Belgium over to the UK and up to Liverpool, drop my load off and am back in Hamburg in under 2 days"
A drunk old man overheard him and muttered “Piss off lad, I used to pick my load up in Liverpool, drop it off in Hamburg and make it back to Liverpool in time for breakfast the next morning!”
German man, laughed and replied, “Oh yeah old man, what rig were you driving?”
Old fella replied, “A Lancaster Bomber!”
A drunk old man overheard him and muttered “Piss off lad, I used to pick my load up in Liverpool, drop it off in Hamburg and make it back to Liverpool in time for breakfast the next morning!”
German man, laughed and replied, “Oh yeah old man, what rig were you driving?”
Old fella replied, “A Lancaster Bomber!”
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CPEC
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Letter Rip
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