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Bladewound: A woman wanted to have a maquerade party. Instead of having an ordinary 'theme' (such as "the '80's"), she thought it might be interesting to have a theme based on emotions instead.
The night of the party, the doorbell rings. The woman answers the door to find a lady friend of hers standing there, buck naked and colored red from head to toe.
"What are you supposed to be?", the woman asked.
Her friend replied, "I'm red with rage", and entered.
A few moments later, the bell rings again. The woman answers the door to find another lady friend standing there, also buck naked, and colored green from head to toe.
"What are you supposed to be?", she asked.
"I'm green with envy," was the reply, and the lady entered.
Shortly thereafter, the bell rang a third time. The woman answered the door to find a man friend standing there, once again buck naked, covered in blue from head to toe, but he had a massive hard-on with a large pear jammed onto it.
"What on earth are YOU supposed to be??", she asked.
The man replied....
"I'm deep in dispair."
I could never be in dispair.... The night of the party, the doorbell rings. The woman answers the door to find a lady friend of hers standing there, buck naked and colored red from head to toe.
"What are you supposed to be?", the woman asked.
Her friend replied, "I'm red with rage", and entered.
A few moments later, the bell rings again. The woman answers the door to find another lady friend standing there, also buck naked, and colored green from head to toe.
"What are you supposed to be?", she asked.
"I'm green with envy," was the reply, and the lady entered.
Shortly thereafter, the bell rang a third time. The woman answered the door to find a man friend standing there, once again buck naked, covered in blue from head to toe, but he had a massive hard-on with a large pear jammed onto it.
"What on earth are YOU supposed to be??", she asked.
The man replied....
"I'm deep in dispair."
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The night of the party, the doorbell rings. The woman answers the door to find a lady friend of hers standing there, buck naked and colored red from head to toe.
"What are you supposed to be?", the woman asked.
Her friend replied, "I'm red with rage", and entered.
A few moments later, the bell rings again. The woman answers the door to find another lady friend standing there, also buck naked, and colored green from head to toe.
"What are you supposed to be?", she asked.
"I'm green with envy," was the reply, and the lady entered.
Shortly thereafter, the bell rang a third time. The woman answered the door to find a man friend standing there, once again buck naked, covered in blue from head to toe, but he had a massive hard-on with a large pear jammed onto it.
"What on earth are YOU supposed to be??", she asked.
The man replied....
"I'm deep in dispair."