PeKaatjeAnkeveen, North Holland Netherlands6,334 posts
A man visits Magnum P.I. He says: I want you to search for a friend of mine. Magnum asks: Why should I do that? Well the fact is: I lent him 10.000 dollar for plastic surgery, and now I haven't the slightest idea of how he looks.
PeKaatjeAnkeveen, North Holland Netherlands6,334 posts
(Translation: Woman: You have two opportunities for the rest of your life, option A and option B. A. You can spend the rest of your life with your wife... Man: B. I choose option B.)
PeKaatje: (Translation: Woman: You have two opportunities for the rest of your life, option A and option B. A. You can spend the rest of your life with your wife... Man: B. I choose option B.)
PeKaatjeAnkeveen, North Holland Netherlands6,334 posts
Three farmers are in the pub. The first one says: I have a chicken, who puts his own eggs in the box, and when the box is full, he closes it. The second farmers says: I have a cow that does it's own milking, and when the milktank is full he calls the firma to come and empty it. The third farmer says: I have a pig, that does the loundry and the housecleaning, and I'm even married with it.
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