Wash your hands, folks. ( Archived) (35)

Feb 5, 2020 4:49 AM CST Wash your hands, folks.
OnlyLiveTwice
OnlyLiveTwiceOnlyLiveTwiceValletta, Majjistral Malta162 Threads 29 Polls 1,446 Posts
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Feb 5, 2020 5:20 AM CST Wash your hands, folks.
Notresspassing
NotresspassingNotresspassingSnow, Oklahoma USA2 Posts
When using public restrooms l see maybe one in four not wash their hands. Wonder what the odds are on female? I no longer shake hands. Just use sorry I have a cold. Wonder if wife's and girl friends know this.
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Feb 5, 2020 5:41 AM CST Wash your hands, folks.
ChesneyChrist
ChesneyChristChesneyChristManchester, Greater Manchester, England UK7,144 Posts
I take some comfort from the fact that the immune system works on a use it or lose it basis. Germfree afflicts the body with a type of AIDS in the same way that danger-free afflicts the mind with a type of cowardice.
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Feb 5, 2020 5:53 AM CST Wash your hands, folks.
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
I remember seeing a statistic which said that 72% of men's beards contain 'residue' from their nether regions.
Simply because such a high percentage of men don't wash their hands after going to the toilet.

Ladies, remember this next time you kiss a man with a beard ??
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Feb 5, 2020 5:58 AM CST Wash your hands, folks.
OnlyLiveTwice
OnlyLiveTwiceOnlyLiveTwiceValletta, Majjistral Malta162 Threads 29 Polls 1,446 Posts
mollybaby: I remember seeing a statistic which said that 72% of men's beards contain 'residue' from their nether regions.
Simply because such a high percentage of men don't wash their hands after going to the toilet.

Ladies, remember this next time you kiss a man with a beard ??
Not to speak of hippie chicks with dreadlocks!!...

barf lips
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Feb 5, 2020 6:01 AM CST Wash your hands, folks.
ChesneyChrist
ChesneyChristChesneyChristManchester, Greater Manchester, England UK7,144 Posts
Farmers have the strongest immune systems down to their literal exposure to a pig sty. There's definitely a goldilocks zone in exposure to germs that lies somewhere between modern suburbia and the social conditions of the 19th century industrial working class.
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Feb 5, 2020 6:06 AM CST Wash your hands, folks.
OnlyLiveTwice
OnlyLiveTwiceOnlyLiveTwiceValletta, Majjistral Malta162 Threads 29 Polls 1,446 Posts
ChesneyChrist: Farmers have the strongest immune systems down to their literal exposure to a pig sty. There's definitely a goldilocks zone in exposure to germs that lies somewhere between modern suburbia and the social conditions of the 19th century industrial working class.
I see a market niche here. People will barricade and caccoon more and more in the future to avoid contamination. To maintain healthy, vigorous immune systems, they could just order deliveries of pig-sty soil by the cup and get exposure in the privacy and safety of your own home.

idea
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Feb 5, 2020 6:08 AM CST Wash your hands, folks.
OnlyLiveTwice
OnlyLiveTwiceOnlyLiveTwiceValletta, Majjistral Malta162 Threads 29 Polls 1,446 Posts
mollybaby: Only if you kiss either his mouth or his butt afterwards
Fido's butt?

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Feb 5, 2020 6:08 AM CST Wash your hands, folks.
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
OnlyLiveTwice: Not to speak of hippie chicks with dreadlocks!!...
Nobody is forcing you to kiss them either laugh

But women in the main do wash their hands afterwards, if that is any consolation.
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Feb 5, 2020 6:10 AM CST Wash your hands, folks.
OnlyLiveTwice
OnlyLiveTwiceOnlyLiveTwiceValletta, Majjistral Malta162 Threads 29 Polls 1,446 Posts
mollybaby: Nobody is forcing you to kiss them either

But women in the main do wash their hands afterwards, if that is any consolation.
I spent 6 months in a commune in my youth. That was long enough to prove that, when it came to bathrooms, women could be dirtier and messier than men. I'm not kidding, it was gross.
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Feb 5, 2020 6:14 AM CST Wash your hands, folks.
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
OnlyLiveTwice: I spent 6 months in a commune in my youth. That was long enough to prove that, when it came to bathrooms, women could be dirtier and messier than men. I'm not kidding, it was gross.
I just know from going to public toilets.
The amount of women who leave without washing their hands is minimal.

But if you are in a pub or restaurant and see how quickly most men come out, you know they haven't.
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Feb 5, 2020 6:15 AM CST Wash your hands, folks.
OnlyLiveTwice
OnlyLiveTwiceOnlyLiveTwiceValletta, Majjistral Malta162 Threads 29 Polls 1,446 Posts
mollybaby: I just know from going to public toilets.
The amount of women who leave without washing their hands is minimal.

But if you are in a pub or restaurant and see how quickly most men come out, you know they haven't.
I hate to admit it, but you're right. But those are the guys without a date. laugh
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Feb 5, 2020 6:17 AM CST Wash your hands, folks.
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
OnlyLiveTwice: I hate to admit it, but you're right. But those are the guys without a date.
They have a date with residue though uh oh
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Feb 5, 2020 6:29 AM CST Wash your hands, folks.
ChesneyChrist
ChesneyChristChesneyChristManchester, Greater Manchester, England UK7,144 Posts
Like the chicken pox you will live better by catching it sooner rather than later, but not like tuberculosis where the immune system fails under a relentless assault of smog.
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Feb 5, 2020 6:29 AM CST Wash your hands, folks.
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
Dip, guys dont have to drop squat and redress. Jus unzip let it fly and zippo back in. Ive never seen aguy not washup unless he was a chef or doctor.
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Feb 5, 2020 6:44 AM CST Wash your hands, folks.
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
Women don't have to hold it, or even touch it, yet still are the ones to wash their hands.
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Feb 5, 2020 6:52 AM CST Wash your hands, folks.
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
Most of the documentary evidence on the internet would suggest otherwise, particularly the German and Russian stuff.
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Feb 5, 2020 6:52 AM CST Wash your hands, folks.
Bnaughty
BnaughtyBnaughtyMálaga, Andalusia Spain43 Threads 2 Polls 4,685 Posts
It´s bad when you sit down and your cók touches the inside of the boguh oh
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Feb 5, 2020 6:55 AM CST Wash your hands, folks.
mollybaby
mollybabymollybabyCork City, Cork Ireland56 Threads 8 Polls 23,608 Posts
Bnaughty: It´s bad when you sit down and your cók touches the inside of the bog
I thought yours would touch the base.
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