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Apr 6, 2020 1:49 PM CST life As It Is
A auto mechanic hopes your car engine breaks down.
A doctor hopes that you get sick.
A dentist hopes that you get a bad tooth.
A fitness gym hopes you are overweight.

The only person to wish you prosperity in life is the thief conversing
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Apr 6, 2020 1:50 PM CST life As It Is
Tulefell
TulefellTulefellGothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden104 Threads 5 Polls 3,306 Posts
So what do you hope for?
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Apr 6, 2020 1:58 PM CST life As It Is
HarbalEsquire
HarbalEsquireHarbalEsquireDoncaster, South Yorkshire, England UK14 Threads 1 Polls 601 Posts
Tulefell: So what do you hope for?
Maybe he hopes a thief will steal his bad tooth.
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Apr 6, 2020 2:03 PM CST life As It Is
Tulefell
TulefellTulefellGothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden104 Threads 5 Polls 3,306 Posts
HarbalEsquire: Maybe he hopes a thief will steal his bad tooth.
You mean, he is secretly waiting for Tooth Fairy?
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Apr 6, 2020 2:08 PM CST life As It Is
HarbalEsquire
HarbalEsquireHarbalEsquireDoncaster, South Yorkshire, England UK14 Threads 1 Polls 601 Posts
Tulefell: You mean, he is secretly waiting for Tooth Fairy?
The tooth fairy has permission to take your teeth, so it isn't really stealing when when she grabs one. grin angel2
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Apr 6, 2020 2:12 PM CST life As It Is
Tulefell
TulefellTulefellGothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden104 Threads 5 Polls 3,306 Posts
HarbalEsquire: The tooth fairy has permission to take your teeth, so it isn't really stealing when when she grabs one.
MY teeth? No, she has no such permission!
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Apr 6, 2020 2:23 PM CST life As It Is
ChesneyChrist
ChesneyChristChesneyChristManchester, Greater Manchester, England UK7,144 Posts
Track16: A auto mechanic hopes your car engine breaks down.
A doctor hopes that you get sick.
A dentist hopes that you get a bad tooth.
A fitness gym hopes you are overweight.

The only person to wish you prosperity in life is the thief
And a rich country hopes that you're a workshy freeloader. I mean obviously not, but it happens.
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Apr 6, 2020 2:25 PM CST life As It Is
Tulefell
TulefellTulefellGothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden104 Threads 5 Polls 3,306 Posts
The patient looks familiar. Who can it be?

:)
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Apr 6, 2020 2:32 PM CST life As It Is
irish78eyes
irish78eyesirish78eyesMeath/Louth, Louth Ireland22 Threads 6,274 Posts
HarbalEsquire: Maybe he hopes a thief will steal his bad tooth.
rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 7, 2020 7:07 AM CST life As It Is
dillydally
dillydallydillydallyBehind the hills and Burns ..., Strathclyde, Scotland UK57 Threads 2,697 Posts
Track16: A auto mechanic hopes your car engine breaks down.
A doctor hopes that you get sick.
A dentist hopes that you get a bad tooth.
A fitness gym hopes you are overweight.

The only person to wish you prosperity in life is the thief
And life insurance companies , they try and tempt me with free fountain pens and £50 Marks and Spencers vouchers scold
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Apr 7, 2020 7:14 AM CST life As It Is
pat8lanips
pat8lanipspat8lanipsbabinda, Queensland Australia67 Threads 14 Polls 6,372 Posts
On the one hand the papparazi hopes I get to bone a glamourous young movie star...

But on the other hand, the undertaker wishes me dead.

teddybear
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