If you were suddenly and unexpectedly transported back to the stone age ( Archived) (36)

Jul 3, 2020 4:14 PM CST If you were suddenly and unexpectedly transported back to the stone age
In the Stone Age, you would appreciate a good spring (or did you forget where the best bottled water comes from?). River water then would be pretty good, too.
How could anyone forget toilet paper in the current libtard-induced economic collapse? Leaves are such a poor substitute, regardless of what my survival-training instructors might have said. Or maybe matches in that I don't like my food raw and I'd need to eat before I'd need the toilet paper.
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Jul 3, 2020 4:30 PM CST If you were suddenly and unexpectedly transported back to the stone age
Tulefell
TulefellTulefellGothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden104 Threads 5 Polls 3,306 Posts
The few of us, who'd survive the shock of being transported - suddenly and unexpectedly - will miss a stainless steel knife. Just to make it through the first day. Everything else will be irrelevant.
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Jul 3, 2020 6:09 PM CST If you were suddenly and unexpectedly transported back to the stone age
Happygolucky4uonline today!
Happygolucky4uonline today!Happygolucky4uTreasure Coast, Florida USA25 Threads 4 Polls 6,241 Posts
ooby_dooby: I don't understand the nostalgia for toilet paper or a shower. If you do your duty and feel dirty all you would have to do is jump into a lake or creek and take care of business. Your butt would be cleaner than even if you had toilet paper. There's also these guys to use instead of your fingers.
blues That is all fine and dandy ooby but the world is a big place, there are areas even in todays times with no access to clean water from a lake, creek, or spring. How do I know what area I am being transported back to? If it is where I am at now I would have plenty of water and food. But if it is somewhere like Uganda uh oh I want water. Here I would miss my ac laugh
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Jul 3, 2020 8:35 PM CST If you were suddenly and unexpectedly transported back to the stone age
HexagonKeySet
HexagonKeySetHexagonKeySetCentral, Waikato New Zealand150 Threads 7 Polls 3,829 Posts
Tulefell: The few of us, who'd survive the shock of being transported - suddenly and unexpectedly - will miss a stainless steel knife. Just to make it through the first day. Everything else will be irrelevant.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Y'd be be DOA ... you wouldn't even survive the matter transference process of the time machine !

comfort
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Jul 4, 2020 6:43 AM CST If you were suddenly and unexpectedly transported back to the stone age
KarloradoFL
KarloradoFLKarloradoFLDeLeon Springs, Florida USA50 Threads 3 Polls 9,475 Posts
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Jul 6, 2020 10:31 AM CST If you were suddenly and unexpectedly transported back to the stone age
Butin
ButinButinIngatestone, Essex, England UK17 Threads 1,900 Posts
Butin: ........my. Cave. Is on top of a mountain......rainwater........and. I can piss in. Your pool. From up here.....
I. Will know you if I see you. By the big bone sticking out of your ar. Soulrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing 1
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Jul 6, 2020 5:11 PM CST If you were suddenly and unexpectedly transported back to the stone age
Butin
ButinButinIngatestone, Essex, England UK17 Threads 1,900 Posts
Sitting in. My cave........,thinking........all the people on c/s. Haven't been. Born yet..........now. Thats. A. Bonus..........a big bonus.....??professor rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jul 7, 2020 6:03 AM CST If you were suddenly and unexpectedly transported back to the stone age
tomcatty
tomcattytomcattyCoral Bay, Paphos, Paphos Cyprus368 Threads 6 Polls 6,885 Posts
I'd be driving the fastest teredactyl in townsuper
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Jul 7, 2020 3:27 PM CST If you were suddenly and unexpectedly transported back to the stone age
blathin
blathinblathinGlasgow, Central, Scotland UK3,125 Posts
tomcatty: I'd be driving the fastest teredactyl in town
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing :roll...that'd be one very very veerrry dead flying dinosaur you'd be trying to drive Tomcatty...lol
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Jul 7, 2020 4:40 PM CST If you were suddenly and unexpectedly transported back to the stone age
mikey4691
mikey4691mikey4691Knoxville, Tennessee USA8 Threads 6,868 Posts
blathin: Despite best efforts ....some things will just never evolve I guess lol.....
I see what you are sayin, but there are guarantees about a civilized world.. People need to realize the reality of life...
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Jul 7, 2020 4:41 PM CST If you were suddenly and unexpectedly transported back to the stone age
mikey4691
mikey4691mikey4691Knoxville, Tennessee USA8 Threads 6,868 Posts
mikey4691: I see what you are sayin, but there are no guarantees about a civilized world.. People need to realize the reality of life...
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Jul 7, 2020 4:44 PM CST If you were suddenly and unexpectedly transported back to the stone age
blathin
blathinblathinGlasgow, Central, Scotland UK3,125 Posts
mikey4691: I see what you are sayin, but there are guarantees about a civilized world.. People need to realize the reality of life...
There are guarantees about a civilised world???

Ya wha???confused lol... Guarantees from whom? where? Tefal?
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Jul 7, 2020 8:08 PM CST If you were suddenly and unexpectedly transported back to the stone age
HexagonKeySet
HexagonKeySetHexagonKeySetCentral, Waikato New Zealand150 Threads 7 Polls 3,829 Posts
He;d already corrected himself on the second post ... NO Guarantees !
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Jul 12, 2020 7:16 AM CST If you were suddenly and unexpectedly transported back to the stone age
Leibherr580
Leibherr580Leibherr580plymouth, Devon, England UK1 Threads 31 Posts
ooby_dooby: I don't understand the nostalgia for toilet paper or a shower. If you do your duty and feel dirty all you would have to do is jump into a lake or creek and take care of business. Your butt would be cleaner than even if you had toilet paper. There's also these guys to use instead of your fingers.

that's all well and good so long as your not the one down stream . trying to get clean and there's a massive turd coming your way doh barf help rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 29, 2020 4:59 PM CST If you were suddenly and unexpectedly transported back to the stone age
ooby_dooby: What would you miss the most? I've thought about this for a long time and before I tell you what I would truly miss, I want to hear what you think.
The thing that I would really miss besides many of the items already mentioned is a cold bottle of soda.
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Aug 29, 2020 6:01 PM CST If you were suddenly and unexpectedly transported back to the stone age
mikey4691
mikey4691mikey4691Knoxville, Tennessee USA8 Threads 6,868 Posts
ooby_dooby: The thing that I would really miss besides many of the items already mentioned is a cold bottle of soda.
Yeah, cold RC Cola poured over rinsed ice... The key is, don't ruin the fizz... thumbs up
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