Bad Joke of the Day ( Archived) (41)

Dirty joke: Two white horses fell in the mud and got dirty

Why do gypsies walk funny?

Because they have crystal balls

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were driving down the levee the other day engaging in their favorite pastime - drinking beer. As they rounded a turn, they saw a State Police roadblock ahead and Thibodeaux says, "Boudreaux, if dem Troopers see us wid dis beer, dey gonna bust us." Boudreaux tells him, "Don't worry Thib, we'll just pull over right here, finish our beers, peel de labels off de bottles, stick dem on our foreheads, and throw de empty bottles in de ditch. Dey ain't gonna know nuttin'." Thibodeaux says, "Mais, what dat's gonna do?" Boudreaux tells him, "You jus' be quiet, an' let me do de talkin'." When they drive up to the roadblock, the first thing the Trooper asks is, "Have you fellas been drinking?" Boudreaux, pointing to his forehead, replies, "Oh, no sir. We used to do dat, but now we on de patch!"