How useful is a woman that can't cook in a relationship? (335)
omans02: Oh please, tell me u are not planning to sedate me with concotions in your cooking to plant your picture in my heart?
Sedate... yeah sure, that's what it'll do.
(*note to self... add Belladonna, too)
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alabamabebe: BURN!
Good answer Vonney! You're my new hero!
I'm a very useful in the bedroom, I don't only perform, I satisfy and rockGood answer Vonney! You're my new hero!
I have been complimented for a perfect job well done ...............
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spiceygamble: Sedate... yeah sure, that's what it'll do.
(*note to self... add Belladonna, too)
(*note to self... add Belladonna, too)
God, Spicey....you DO crack me up so!
Where does the line form to sedate Omans???
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spiceygamble: Sedate... yeah sure, that's what it'll do.
(*note to self... add Belladonna, too)
mmmmm, I think u are up to something big, I just hope u can handle it when cooking concotion start getting me high?(*note to self... add Belladonna, too)
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Word of advice, if it tastes like almonds, beware. It could be arsenic.
Enjoy
Enjoy
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kidatheart: Word of advice, if it tastes like almonds, beware. It could be arsenic.
Enjoy
Enjoy
*Shush... you'll give away my secret ingredient!
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spiceygamble: *Shush... you'll give away my secret ingredient!
I'm not that easy
u need more than just poisonous cooking to get me flipping about u
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omans02: Its the duty of both to look after each other, but when a primary responsibility of a woman shift to a man, then I wonders who takes care of whom
So God forbid if sickness enters the picture. I guess then she would be good for nothing and worth leaving for a more "equal" relationship.
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newinsouth: So God forbid if sickness enters the picture. I guess then she would be good for nothing and worth leaving for a more "equal" relationship.
Give this woman a cookie...
Beautifully enticing isn't he?
*uurppp... just saying those words makes me ill...
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spiceygamble: Give this woman a cookie...
Beautifully enticing isn't he?
*uurppp... just saying those words makes me ill...
Beautifully enticing isn't he?
*uurppp... just saying those words makes me ill...
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spiceygamble: Give this woman a cookie...
Beautifully enticing isn't he?
*uurppp... just saying those words makes me ill...
are u alrady ill from your own cookies?Beautifully enticing isn't he?
*uurppp... just saying those words makes me ill...
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omans02: "SHE WAS NOT ALLOWED TO COOK", fair enough, she was prevented from carrying out her primary responsiblity, at least she attempted, in that case, she can dump that responsibility to your father
Wait my eyes decieve me...does that read "PRIMARY RESPONSIBILITY" wow, you need to go back to school Oman; you have been institutionally culutrally societally brainwashed...is there a Dr. in the house?
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I can cook. She can make the Pop Tarts. All will be well...
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spiceygamble: Give this woman a cookie...
Beautifully enticing isn't he?
*uurppp... just saying those words makes me ill...
Beautifully enticing isn't he?
*uurppp... just saying those words makes me ill...
You know how you meet some guys... and you say Wow! What a great guy, I can't believe he's single!!!!
Well that doesn't apply in this case....
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My mc-babe can cook, so i guess we might not be starving.
Doesn't matter who between the two can cook, as long as we eat.
Maybe he'll teach me, if i'm good.
Doesn't matter who between the two can cook, as long as we eat.
Maybe he'll teach me, if i'm good.
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jbibiza: You know how you meet some guys... and you say Wow! What a great guy, I can't believe he's single!!!!Well that doesn't apply in this case....
Noticed that, did you?
ROFLMAO!
Funny how he just keeps cutting his own throat, too.
Too bad he's not more like Wobbert!
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jbibiza: You know how you meet some guys... and you say Wow! What a great guy, I can't believe he's single!!!!Well that doesn't apply in this case....
I'm not even expecting it to apply in your case.I don't throw myself at every woman, what is wrong with modern women these days?
I’ve placed a pearl of wisdom before you. If I were you, I’d pick it up, look at it from many angles, and improvise variations. This is magic waiting to happen.
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Well, JB... as always, you can't polish a turd
no matter how hard you try.
no matter how hard you try.
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spiceygamble: Well, JB... as always, you can't polish a turd
no matter how hard you try.
no matter how hard you try.
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so is my herbalism. Gee, I sure hope I don't mix up the parsley for Hemlock when you have dinner at my house omans.
*snarf...