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There’s Carl, he’s the Manager slash Sales manager slash Sales…. person.
Or to put it in type writer’s lingo….
There’s Carl, he’s the Manager / Sales manager / Sales…. person.
Carl establishes the business contacts and is then one out doing the actual sales.
Once every month, he will gather the staff for a briefing. During said meetings, we will usually be sat in the coffee room, be offered a Danish each and the choice between instant coffee, lemon or pineapple/mango tea, and hot coco.
Stigvard runs the repairs shop. He’s been working with repairs of type writers, well, almost since the first one came out, it seems. Stigvard will tell you anything you would want to know about repairing a type writer, and often much more than you care about hearing, Most often you don’t want to hear a bit about it. He has a dachshund which he brings in every day, a dog which tries to pose this smug and smart…. pose, but is always barking up the wrong tree.
Benny collects the type writers. It’s a refurbishing business, see. He walks from suburb to suburb, from block to block, door to door, autumn, spring, summer, and winter, but in another order of seasons, and he collects old type writers. These are brought in to Stigvard, who repairs them.
Benny also helps out with the cleaning of type writers. He will remove the keys, polish them with Ajax window polish, then polish he plastic frame until it shines as new.
There’s Blanca. She’s got the hots for Carl, and we know he’s banging her. She doesn’t mind. At least it doesn’t seem she did when I once walked in late an evening to collect my wallet which I had forgotten. She’s the one handling all the paper work.
She refuses to make coffee, as she says it’s a misogynistic mindset to still in this day and age expect the woman always be making the coffee. So Benny’s responsible for the coffee.
Me? I do as little as possible. I sit and write this kind of crap on a computer.
What do you do?