Hormone Guide ( Archived) (28)

Dec 8, 2008 12:12 PM CST Hormone Guide
hrt4lse
hrt4lsehrt4lseRedding, California USA13 Threads 1,233 Posts
Received this from a gf today...

The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this!
Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyf riend, co-worker or significant other!


DANGEROUS
What's for dinner?

SAFER
Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST
Where would you like to go for dinner?

ULTRA SAFE
Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS
Are you wearing that?

SAFER
Wow, you sure look good in brown!

SAFEST
WOW! Look at you!

ULTRA SAFE
Here, have some wine

DANGEROUS
What are you so worked up about?

SAFER
Coule we be overreacting?

SAFEST
Here's my pay cheque.

ULTRA SAFE
Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS
Should you be eating that?

SAFER
You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST
Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?

ULTRA SAFE
Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS
What did you DO all day?

SAFER
I hope you didn't over-do it today.

SAFEST
I've always loved you in that robe!

ULTRA SAFE
Here, have some wine.




13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

and my favourite one:

13. Potential Murder Suspect
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Dec 8, 2008 12:18 PM CST Hormone Guide
xoredheadxo
xoredheadxoxoredheadxoMorgantown, West Virginia USA14 Threads 1,179 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Truer words were never spoken!!!
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Dec 8, 2008 12:22 PM CST Hormone Guide
dcj22
dcj22dcj22Somewhere, Tennessee USA102 Threads 3 Polls 11,581 Posts
Too funny!!!! Wine anyone? wine


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 8, 2008 12:29 PM CST Hormone Guide
wine
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Dec 8, 2008 12:51 PM CST Hormone Guide
SummerUK
SummerUKSummerUKWashington UK, Tyne and Wear, England UK24 Threads 8,842 Posts
I needed that today thanks lol Its where I'm at

Dunno whether to crying or very mad or crying or grin or very mad


doh


Wheres the wine???? drinking
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Dec 8, 2008 12:55 PM CST Hormone Guide
Tamarin
TamarinTamarinsomewhere, Lothian, Scotland UK173 Threads 1 Polls 3,267 Posts
Wheres the chocolate and Black Russians when in need?!laugh
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Dec 8, 2008 12:58 PM CST Hormone Guide
SummerUK
SummerUKSummerUKWashington UK, Tyne and Wear, England UK24 Threads 8,842 Posts
Tamarin: Wheres the chocolate and Black Russians when in need?!



WOW black russian!!!!


I haven't had that in years


wine
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Dec 8, 2008 1:00 PM CST Hormone Guide
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA235 Threads 8 Polls 18,996 Posts
omagoodnessrolling on the floor laughing


hiiiiii girlswave


hrt when you do post a joke its a doozy
grin
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Dec 8, 2008 1:04 PM CST Hormone Guide
SummerUK
SummerUKSummerUKWashington UK, Tyne and Wear, England UK24 Threads 8,842 Posts
mindfful: omagoodness hiiiiii girls hrt when you do post a joke its a doozy



heyyyy mf how are ya?

Boy am I having a day of it today lmao



hug hug hug
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Dec 8, 2008 1:15 PM CST Hormone Guide
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA235 Threads 8 Polls 18,996 Posts
moping whiiiine
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Dec 8, 2008 2:00 PM CST Hormone Guide
hrt4lse
hrt4lsehrt4lseRedding, California USA13 Threads 1,233 Posts
Took me forever to post that from work laugh

Answer the phone typing

Help kids at the counter typing

Get who/what the Principal needs typing

Get who/what the counselor needs typing

Answer the phone again typing

With my job...who needs PMS??? laugh

wine wine wine wine wine wine <== even though I don't drink
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Dec 8, 2008 2:01 PM CST Hormone Guide
hrt4lse
hrt4lsehrt4lseRedding, California USA13 Threads 1,233 Posts
I've also noticed that the guys have yet to check out the guide for their own safety/sanity laugh
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Dec 8, 2008 7:50 PM CST Hormone Guide
hrt4lse
hrt4lsehrt4lseRedding, California USA13 Threads 1,233 Posts
Bumping this just for Tony & his Mangina's...laugh
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Dec 8, 2008 7:54 PM CST Hormone Guide
StressFree
StressFreeStressFreesmall city, Kalmar Sweden176 Threads 16 Polls 8,986 Posts
Oh my gosh!

That was awesome!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
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Dec 8, 2008 7:58 PM CST Hormone Guide
hrt4lse
hrt4lsehrt4lseRedding, California USA13 Threads 1,233 Posts
StressFree: Oh my gosh!

That was awesome!


Glad you liked it laugh
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Dec 8, 2008 8:01 PM CST Hormone Guide
my_name_is_me
my_name_is_memy_name_is_meOwatonna, Minnesota USA1 Threads 13 Posts
LOL I am drinking my wine right now, unfortunately I had to get it myself drinking laugh
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Dec 8, 2008 8:05 PM CST Hormone Guide
morriea
morrieamorrieaBlair, South Carolina USA2 Threads 22 Posts
PRINT>>>>>>>>>>>

LAMINATE>>>>>>>>>

MEMORIZE>>>>>>>

PLACE IN WALLET>>>>>>

Q.......would I be safer if I just use this EVERY day?innocent


wine wine and a little morewine
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Dec 8, 2008 8:07 PM CST Hormone Guide
morriea
morrieamorrieaBlair, South Carolina USA2 Threads 22 Posts
hrt4lse: I've also noticed that the guys have yet to check out the guide for their own safety/sanity


Heck-for my safety and sanity is WHY I cheked it out.......wine?wine
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Dec 8, 2008 8:18 PM CST Hormone Guide
hrt4lse
hrt4lsehrt4lseRedding, California USA13 Threads 1,233 Posts
morriea: PRINT>>>>>>>>>>>

LAMINATE>>>>>>>>>

MEMORIZE>>>>>>>

PLACE IN WALLET>>>>>>

Q.......would I be safer if I just use this EVERY day? and a little more


Probably laugh
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Dec 8, 2008 8:33 PM CST Hormone Guide
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
Chocolate and wine...ultra, ultra safe, anytime! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wine

Good post!
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