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The World's Shortest true Fairy Tale ( Archived) (23)

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Jan 9, 2009 2:14 PM CST The World's Shortest true Fairy Tale
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
HJFinAZOPSun CIty, Arizona USA17,068 posts
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said,
'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went
fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and
left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

popcorn
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#2
Jan 9, 2009 2:16 PM CST The World's Shortest true Fairy Tale
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland10 Threads 5,879 Posts
livinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland5,879 posts
laugh laugh
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#3
Jan 9, 2009 2:19 PM CST The World's Shortest true Fairy Tale
roseofsharon
roseofsharonroseofsharonmanchester, Hampshire, England UK60 Threads 3 Polls 8,699 Posts
roseofsharonmanchester, Hampshire, England UK8,699 posts
HJFinAZ: Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said,
'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went
fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and
left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END


rolling on the floor laughing

And so did SHE, I should imagine!! applause

grin
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#4
Jan 9, 2009 2:23 PM CST The World's Shortest true Fairy Tale
lucky200761
lucky200761lucky200761Blue Springs, Missouri USA38 Threads 5 Polls 569 Posts
lucky200761Blue Springs, Missouri USA569 posts
popcorn daydream
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#5
Jan 9, 2009 2:56 PM CST The World's Shortest true Fairy Tale
xoredheadxo
xoredheadxoxoredheadxoMorgantown, West Virginia USA14 Threads 1,179 Posts
xoredheadxoMorgantown, West Virginia USA1,179 posts
Very very good!!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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#6
Jan 9, 2009 3:01 PM CST The World's Shortest true Fairy Tale
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta33 Threads 3,391 Posts
LillymSliema, Majjistral Malta3,391 posts
yeh yeh... heard this one before !!! roll eyes


rolling on the floor laughing
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#7
Jan 9, 2009 3:53 PM CST The World's Shortest true Fairy Tale
Ambrose2007
Ambrose2007Ambrose2007BFE, South Dakota USA67 Threads 10 Polls 8,881 Posts
Ambrose2007BFE, South Dakota USA8,881 posts
roseofsharon: And so did SHE, I should imagine!!


cheering thumbs up laugh
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#8
Jan 9, 2009 4:07 PM CST The World's Shortest true Fairy Tale
Conrad73online today!
Conrad73online today!Conrad73Zurich, Switzerland204 Threads 6 Polls 59,466 Posts
Conrad73Zurich, Switzerland59,466 posts
Here is it even with a Picture.laugh


http://www.connectingsingles.com/forum_98_72752_1/worlds_shortest_fairytales.htm



wave

Even see him fishing.
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Jan 9, 2009 4:09 PM CST The World's Shortest true Fairy Tale
martin212
martin212martin212dublin, Dublin Ireland19 Threads 602 Posts
martin212dublin, Dublin Ireland602 posts
exallent rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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#10
Jan 9, 2009 4:14 PM CST The World's Shortest true Fairy Tale
buzzy
buzzybuzzybiddeford, Maine USA24 Threads 1,492 Posts
buzzybiddeford, Maine USA1,492 posts
In response to: Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said,
'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went
fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and
left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END


Did I tell you about the fish I caught the other day. Oh, and by the way, I'm buying an m-cycle in the spring.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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#11
Jan 9, 2009 4:34 PM CST The World's Shortest true Fairy Tale
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
HJFinAZOPSun CIty, Arizona USA17,068 posts
roseofsharon: And so did SHE, I should imagine!!


HELL NO!!!!!!!!! She is on CS blaming him for all her misery..tongue

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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#12
Jan 9, 2009 4:35 PM CST The World's Shortest true Fairy Tale
somechick
somechicksomechickCincinnati, Ohio USA106 Threads 11,116 Posts
somechickCincinnati, Ohio USA11,116 posts
HJFinAZ: Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said,
'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went
fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and
left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END
laugh laugh
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#13
Jan 9, 2009 4:46 PM CST The World's Shortest true Fairy Tale
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA13,695 posts
rolling on the floor laughing doh
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#14
Jan 9, 2009 4:49 PM CST The World's Shortest true Fairy Tale
sassy49senior
sassy49seniorsassy49seniorItty Bitty, Nebraska USA274 Threads 4,632 Posts
sassy49seniorItty Bitty, Nebraska USA4,632 posts
HJFinAZ: And she is still here on CS??

Give her my phone number..





555-55-5555 Just For You HJ wink
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#15
Jan 9, 2009 5:20 PM CST The World's Shortest true Fairy Tale
roseofsharon
roseofsharonroseofsharonmanchester, Hampshire, England UK60 Threads 3 Polls 8,699 Posts
roseofsharonmanchester, Hampshire, England UK8,699 posts
HJFinAZ: HELL NO!!!!!!!!! She is on CS blaming him for all her misery..


Haa bloody haa, Pat!! tongue

Riding the bikes, drinking beer, AND scotch, playing golf, etc is all very well.... BUT...

Just dare to leave the loo seat up??!! uh oh help Not a smart move IMO!!

The penalty is death.... or at very least, serious maiming!! batting

grin

teddybear
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#16
Jan 9, 2009 5:25 PM CST The World's Shortest true Fairy Tale
Konigsberg
KonigsbergKonigsbergJurassic Park (Site B), Nova Scotia Canada57 Threads 3 Polls 8,448 Posts
KonigsbergJurassic Park (Site B), Nova Scotia Canada8,448 posts
What a smart girl!

ummm .... something is so familiar about that tale. cheers


thanks biker ... for laughsyay
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#17
Jan 9, 2009 5:26 PM CST The World's Shortest true Fairy Tale
Konigsberg
KonigsbergKonigsbergJurassic Park (Site B), Nova Scotia Canada57 Threads 3 Polls 8,448 Posts
KonigsbergJurassic Park (Site B), Nova Scotia Canada8,448 posts
roseofsharon: Haa bloody haa, Pat!!

Riding the bikes, drinking beer, AND scotch, playing golf, etc is all very well.... BUT...

Just dare to leave the loo seat up??!! Not a smart move IMO!!

The penalty is death.... or at very least, serious maiming!!






I knew somone, eventualy will pay attention to this detaillaugh
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#18
Jan 9, 2009 5:28 PM CST The World's Shortest true Fairy Tale
Konigsberg
KonigsbergKonigsbergJurassic Park (Site B), Nova Scotia Canada57 Threads 3 Polls 8,448 Posts
KonigsbergJurassic Park (Site B), Nova Scotia Canada8,448 posts
HJFinAZ: HELL NO!!!!!!!!! She is on CS blaming him for all her misery..


How do you know? Was that guy ... you? wow
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#19
Jan 9, 2009 5:30 PM CST The World's Shortest true Fairy Tale
roseofsharon
roseofsharonroseofsharonmanchester, Hampshire, England UK60 Threads 3 Polls 8,699 Posts
roseofsharonmanchester, Hampshire, England UK8,699 posts
Konigsberg: I knew somone, eventualy will pay attention to this detail



MARINA!!!!!! yay

bouquet

Of course.... a girl thing maybe BUT.... a definite NO-NO!! AND they know it....

Hope all is well with you, love? Great to see you again. wave
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Jan 9, 2009 5:46 PM CST The World's Shortest true Fairy Tale
Konigsberg
KonigsbergKonigsbergJurassic Park (Site B), Nova Scotia Canada57 Threads 3 Polls 8,448 Posts
KonigsbergJurassic Park (Site B), Nova Scotia Canada8,448 posts
roseofsharon: MARINA!!!!!!



Of course.... a girl thing maybe BUT.... a definite NO-NO!! AND they know it....

Hope all is well with you, love? Great to see you again.


Alison!!!!!yay you see I even rember your name laugh

I'm happy to be back in Amazonian society ... missed you all, silly once bouquet hug grin

As for a toilet I am with you maybe it is all about immagination.
The vision those droplets ... is sooo freaking vivid barf blues
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