Relationships at times have been sporadic Either a feast or a famine it is true. In betwixt times I have been nomadic Without a home (it seems) to go back to. So best to now write on before I've had it As I am old and nothing much is new. The next installment now chapter and verse Her name? Brittany - and I have had worse.
In Banksia* there is a bordello (I wish I could tell of maidens in a glade). Less idyllic here, and its in a hollow Off Princes Highway on the promenade. No doubt since then "princes" more have followed To repeat the bad example I have made. Well life is lonely for the single man - Sometimes you have to take just what you can.
To go on - I've said there is a knock shop** With service that would lay a man down low. Is it still there? well truly I know not (All this happened so very long ago). All types of girls - there have been a lot - (I tell of the horizontal tango). Well so it was - that's the reality - For me no small thing or triviality.
I thus enshrine each circumstance in verse (Not ev'ry girl I've been with was a whore). Though maybe half - and maybe it's my curse (Well its more moral than violence and war Of which I'll speak not - for it is greatly worse And something which we rightly should deplore) - And I had not a partner to justify This recreation of a single guy.
Her name was Brittany (well I have said that) And I was twenty nine and fancy free. (By now you prob'ly think I'm a love rat Though It's more true I was just lonely). I saw her in the foyer - there she sat Half naked there in her lingerie. In the half darkness where I met her eyes A soft glance that held for me no lies.
About my age she was - her hair was blonde - Her skin was white in the soft light aglow (And some may say that things like this are wrong - Although it happened many moons ago). Celestial providence when I was young Where creamy white her milky skin doth show. Would fair Dianna*** show so wan her features? With something fate once contrived to teach us.