Limerick is a rhymed humorous, and or nonsense poem of five lines. Here is a list of Last Commented Limerick Poems written by members. Read poetry, post your own poems or comments. Poems on these pages are copyrighted © by the authors who entered them. Click here to post a poem.
Poem | Poet | Order by Most Viewed | Order by Most Commented | Created | Last Comment |
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EVERY mIRROR eVERf*ck you, I hate you... | floatingcastles | 366 | 5 | Jun 2021 | Jun 2021 lovecanbereal |
Ten Little BoyfriendsJust a fun poem based on TEN LITTLE INDIANS.... | JoyCrest | 580 | 4 | Apr 2020 | May 2020 Candylane |
Tale of a womanSo let me take the time to tell quite a tale It’s a tale of a girl, a woman, a wonderful female What makes her so awesome, is this what you ask?... | Idsignbldgsdad77 | 337 | 1 | May 2019 | May 2019 daniela777 |
~ Magical Fingers ~~ It's cuddling time ~ Lol... | Unknown | 434 | 4 | Dec 2018 | Dec 2018 Unknown |
The SuitorA little fairy tale :-) It's not a limerick, but I couldn't think which style fitted...pantoum, ghazal...what on earth are those?!... | MerryOars | 529 | 4 | Mar 2018 | Mar 2018 MerryOars |
The Suitor (take two)Did a bit of tinkering!... | MerryOars | 535 | 4 | Mar 2018 | Mar 2018 justjohnny1 |
Thank You :)My little world :)... | Happychatty1 | 672 | 9 | Oct 2017 | Oct 2017 Happychatty1 |
SUCCUBUSVia your heart, I tear through your soul. I feed on your pain to thrive in the cold. The heartfelt and loyal, defied by the bold. I am love's leach... | SchylerSilvey | 869 | 1 | Nov 2016 | Nov 2016 cafetwo2010 |
Fred the PigThere once was a pig named Fred who sadly it has to be said was a tad overweight and couldn't fit through the gate so spent all his days in his be... | Retsina_007 | 728 | 2 | Aug 2015 | Aug 2015 godsprincess |
SummerJust a thought... | 48jojo | 583 | 6 | Aug 2015 | Aug 2015 48jojo |
Drifting Away.......wave after wave seasons change an the winters fade into the summer sky's ,where the seagulls fly an there hunger cry's like dreamers from a different... | honeybear3000 | 1,355 | 8 | Apr 2015 | Apr 2015 socrates44 |
FrozenToday is one of my beautiful daughters birthday and I wanted to share the Disney "Frozen" birthday I sent to her. I was not able to get the link to c... | ImagineLove | 932 | 14 | Dec 2014 | Dec 2014 beautifulyou |
Santa --- A Limericknot seeing much Christmas Spirit yet here On Poetry Soup it abounds. Come on folks let it rip lol... | shadow1950 | 928 | 16 | Dec 2014 | Dec 2014 shadow1950 |
TurkeyTurkey, Tom Turkey displayed on the table come all and eat me if your able Come and taste my breast of tender white and enjoy my meal with d... | 48jojo | 534 | 2 | Nov 2014 | Nov 2014 mcradloff |
The Blonde's 'Timeless' Clue (limerick)"...yesterday at 2!"(a.m.that is) Thinking how it's said the "official" time change occurs at 2 a.m., and jokes about getting up at 2 a.m. just to ch... | SCatlyn | 1,317 | 20 | Mar 2011 | Oct 2014 SCatlyn |
Mine to KeepTragedies and disappointments of life... | oressie123 | 869 | 1 | Oct 2014 | Oct 2014 Bajanshay |
Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of InsanityI found this going through my old files. Evidently I needed this brevity when I was in the "corporate" world! It was written by Ravi Bhavnani who cert... | ImagineLove | 576 | 10 | Jul 2014 | Aug 2014 postneoludite |
Won A Poetry Contest/ ELVIS THE PIZZA MAN©I write poetry when the mood strikes me. I love comedy and this poem has won several awards... I love it myself. Love the meter. i also write books... | cambridgemiss | 621 | 5 | Jul 2014 | Jul 2014 cafetwo2010 |
Mistaken IdentityDown around ankles were his trousers as he caressed her he said wowzers finding there no lady it was all so shady as he always seemed to pick pose... | shadow1950 | 942 | 3 | Jun 2014 | Jun 2014 candykid |
The Horse from the Course (challenge)Hmm... use this box to tell about your poem- What it's about - a limerick(I think- it says a limerick can be a nonsense poem of 5 lines) why I wrot... | SCatlyn | 1,553 | 26 | Jan 2011 | May 2014 SCatlyn |
Bill-----LimerickThere was a love bird named Bill he liked to sun on the sill himself admiring he was so charming until he had a big spill... | shadow1950 | 665 | 4 | Jan 2014 | Apr 2014 darkhorse555 |
Very silly poem, number 1There once was a girl from Glamorgan Who went on a site to find more men, But when she got there They had nasal hair, So now she's a lesbi... | jac379 | 723 | 6 | May 2010 | Jan 2014 studecar |
SIMPLE SIMONtaking liberty on an old rhyme... | studecar | 920 | 3 | Oct 2013 | Oct 2013 rapturecapture |
who knowswho knows... | maginicholi1986 | 422 | 1 | Aug 2013 | Aug 2013 ChristinDew |
LIFEITS TIME TO LAUFH AND NOT TO CRY ,ITS TIME TO Live AND NOT TO DIE ITS TIME TO THINK OF THE WORLD WE LIVE IN ,ITS TIME TO START GIVEING ,ITS TIME TO ST... | TERRY464646 | 536 | 2 | Jun 2013 | Jun 2013 TERRY464646 |
The Blacksmith (limerick challenge)The blacksmith while he was hammering did hit his thumb, oh boy how it stung dipped it in water got bit by an adder boy, he swore and swore at the... | shadow1950 | 747 | 4 | May 2013 | May 2013 shadow1950 |
Whose Party ?political suicide... | studecar | 841 | 2 | May 2013 | May 2013 douggie1955 |
LIMERICK - MEASURED FAILUREThere are those amoung us !... | studecar | 806 | 1 | Jan 2013 | Jan 2013 madtat29 |
Limerick Jack SprattJack Spratt was terribly fat His wife was more obese than that, They had a fight Most every night As to who got the food for the cat.... | studecar | 1,144 | 5 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 Poetnumber1 |
Limerick A Woman From TexasI know a woman from Texas She already has five eX.s They could not perform What she considered norm She's using a vib for her erectus... | studecar | 844 | 5 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar |
limerick challengeDunno, just made it up as it went along. PS, Rinstead is for gumboils. These days I'm less Bon Jovi, more Bongela.... | Unknown | 587 | 9 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 orientalkoru |
There once was .....There once was a woman from Texas, Who thought that she might in the nexus Meet the love of her life, be his trouble and strife, and all of her... | Unknown | 422 | 1 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar |
Limerick - GertrudeI probably have known her !... | studecar | 890 | 8 | Apr 2012 | Oct 2012 Unknown |
Limerick RomeoAn old guy, thinks he's Romeo, He should have given it up long ago, He has a stiff neck And that's what he gets, When he swallowws his Viagra too... | studecar | 713 | 1 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar |
Limerick - Oldtimer's DiseaseThere's a forgetful old broad they call Babe, She can't even remember her age, But she knows she had fun When she was young, And she remembers how... | studecar | 1,121 | 5 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar |
limerick 'ODETTE'There's a lady poet named Odette, Formally, we've never met,but She sends me notes About poems I wrote I appreciate all the comments I get.... | studecar | 1,197 | 4 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar |
Surprise LimerickThere is a guy named Fred, He offered a girl his bed. 'twas quite a surprise When he saw with his eyes, The girl was a man instead.... | studecar | 1,004 | 6 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar |
Limerick FrugalA wise man, maybe he lives in California... | studecar | 651 | 2 | Oct 2012 | Oct 2012 studecar |
Do You Really Love Me?Do You really Love Me when I'm fat and cry, and just eating my last pie? When I go to bed being mad that I also ate my bread? Do You really Love M... | Unknown | 677 | 3 | May 2011 | Oct 2012 Unknown |
Glider limerickOK, pilot humour. Sorryyyy...... | kilovolts | 731 | 2 | Sep 2012 | Sep 2012 mcradloff |
Limerick (you see it coming)Secret Serviceit's in the news !... | studecar | 607 | 4 | Apr 2012 | Sep 2012 madtat29 |
The High KingShort and bittersweet, and just a tad Irish.... | Unknown | 487 | 8 | Aug 2012 | Sep 2012 Yankee4you |
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