Limerick is a rhymed humorous, and or nonsense poem of five lines. Here is a list of Last Commented Limerick Poems written by members. Read poetry, post your own poems or comments. Poems on these pages are copyrighted © by the authors who entered them. Click here to post a poem.
Bill-----Limerick
he liked to sun on the sill
himself admiring
he was so charming
until he had a big spill
Very silly poem, number 1
Who went on a site to find more men,
But when she got there
They had nasal hair,
So now she's a lesbian mormon.
SIMPLE SIMON
The girls all knew it well.
When e'er they'd meet,
He would retreat
And then he'd run like hell.
About this poem:
taking liberty on an old rhyme
who knows
he had just been dumped and by her new lover thumped
he started to understand when he opened up his hand
the road have given him bumps and life is full of humps
About this poem:
who knowsLIFE
The Blacksmith (limerick challenge)
did hit his thumb, oh boy how it stung
dipped it in water
got bit by an adder
boy, he swore and swore at the aching
Whose Party ?
He was considered a conservative trouper,
"til he voted YEA
When the party said NAY
Now - he's a party pooper.
About this poem:
political suicideLIMERICK - MEASURED FAILURE
HE TINKERS WITH A HAMMER AND SAW,
HE NEVER MEASURES TWICE,
AGAINST CARPENTERS' ADVICE,
HE HAS A SCRAP PILE TEN FEET TALL.
About this poem:
There are those amoung us !Limerick Jack Spratt
His wife was more obese than that,
They had a fight
Most every night
As to who got the food for the cat.
Limerick A Woman From Texas
She already has five eX.s
They could not perform
What she considered norm
She's using a vib for her erectus
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