Would You Ever Date an Undertaker / Funeral Director? (27)
knew someone that went out with an undertaker once.didnt last.always sizing up others.
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Godsgift: Well, is your attitude that anyone who probes the bodies of the dead by night, shall not probe mine by night.
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Anyone who knows how to handle a stiff should certainly be good enough to handle me.
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Anyone who knows how to handle a stiff should certainly be good enough to handle me.
Hmm, good question...never thought about this before. I'm not sure I'd be comfortable with it.
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Death doesn't scare me.
No problem.
No problem.
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People are dying to get their business, never seen a poor undertaker. 
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I went on a date with a guy I met on a night out, when I ask him about his job ?ver lunch he just said he is in the funeral business. I didn't ask any further questions about his job after that.
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Godsgift: Well, is your attitude that anyone who probes the bodies of the dead by night, shall not probe mine by night.
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Anyone who knows how to handle a stiff should certainly be good enough to handle me.
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Anyone who knows how to handle a stiff should certainly be good enough to handle me.
Alive.....
dead NO 
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My only concern would be for her health, because of the carcindogenic nature of formaldehyde.
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no i wouldnt
cos i dont think a lady working in a funeral business going to be hot
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I might..........just so I could ring him up and ask him if he had any empty boxes
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Godsgift: Well, is your attitude that anyone who probes the bodies of the dead by night, shall not probe mine by night.
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Anyone who knows how to handle a stiff should certainly be good enough to handle me.
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Anyone who knows how to handle a stiff should certainly be good enough to handle me.
I'd be a little nervous about dating an undertaker. And if she started measuring me, I would really be freaking out!!!
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After witnessing firsthand the kindness and compassion these people have for the deceased,I would certainly have no problem in dating one.
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lonelygal122: After witnessing firsthand the kindness and compassion these people have for the deceased,I would certainly have no problem in dating one.
Well said, lonelygal.
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I don't think it would bother me, why should it? 
I wonder how many would live in what was once a funeral home, my place was at one time.
I wonder how many would live in what was once a funeral home, my place was at one time.
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Godsgift: Well, is your attitude that anyone who probes the bodies of the dead by night, shall not probe mine by night.
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Anyone who knows how to handle a stiff should certainly be good enough to handle me.
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Anyone who knows how to handle a stiff should certainly be good enough to handle me.
Yes, I would absolutely date a funeral director - sadly I have had dealings with one in the past week, and yet again I was lucky enough in all the sadness to come across someone very compassionate and friendly, yet refreshingly straightforward - it made dealing with a terrible loss a tinly little bit more bearable.
I do not understand why anyone would reject these wonderful people, who help others through their darkest times with so much compassion, solely on grounds of their profession.
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I would love to date a person involved with the snuffed trade. The fun you could have with the open work day for family would be priceless and you wouldnt go hungry with all the grub they can bring home from a wake..or in the extreme rip an auld leg of a corpse or something and what you cant eat let the dog have ...that is of course only when the zombies have bitten ya ..
Imagine being a kid and getting dropped off to school in a hearse
or looking dissapointed at the biology teacher when they ask you to take a animals heart in for disecting
My friend works on the side as a face painter at kiddies parties and hes a mortician so can practice as much as he likes ..business is booming these days but he does worry me when as a kids entertainer he makes it look like he has cut his arm off , with all the ...lets not really go into that
But yes sir eeeee I would love to date a undertaker-ess
Might just kill a few people in the next few weeks to get introduced to them .......
...that is of course only when the zombies have bitten ya ..Imagine being a kid and getting dropped off to school in a hearse
or looking dissapointed at the biology teacher when they ask you to take a animals heart in for disecting My friend works on the side as a face painter at kiddies parties and hes a mortician so can practice as much as he likes ..business is booming these days but he does worry me when as a kids entertainer he makes it look like he has cut his arm off , with all the ...lets not really go into that
But yes sir eeeee I would love to date a undertaker-ess
Might just kill a few people in the next few weeks to get introduced to them .......
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Godsgift: Well, is your attitude that anyone who probes the bodies of the dead by night, shall not probe mine by night.
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Anyone who knows how to handle a stiff should certainly be good enough to handle me.
By love i.m off to work now will be a long night as there been a major pile up on the motorway,but nevermind business is good.OR
Anyone who knows how to handle a stiff should certainly be good enough to handle me.
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benni2: knew someone that went out with an undertaker once.didnt last.always sizing up others.
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A male undertaker, well...hmmm. It could be a good thing, he is good at applying makeup for his corpse! 
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Anyone who knows how to handle a stiff should certainly be good enough to handle me.
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Godsgift: Well, is your attitude that anyone who probes the bodies of the dead by night, shall not probe mine by night.
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Anyone who knows how to handle a stiff should certainly be good enough to handle me.
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Anyone who knows how to handle a stiff should certainly be good enough to handle me.
Only if he doesn't want me to take a long cold shower and lay on the bed stiff for an hour.
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Yes I would ... I expect she'd be a gal with considerable social skills, intelligent, considerate emotionally mature, sensitive, compassionate and assertive. She'd also likely be a great organiser and always on time!
Wonders if there's a Dating Section in the Undertakers Trade mags ???
:-)
Wonders if there's a Dating Section in the Undertakers Trade mags ???
:-)
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Godsgift: Well, is your attitude that anyone who probes the bodies of the dead by night, shall not probe mine by night.
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Anyone who knows how to handle a stiff should certainly be good enough to handle me.
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Anyone who knows how to handle a stiff should certainly be good enough to handle me.
I'm not sure I would think of it quite like that. I do believe that someone who provides a service like that must surely have humanity and a desire to serve well to those who need it most and are unable to have any control. I see it as very much a compassionate role and, therefore, I would have no problem with dating/having a relationship with someone in that role........
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Godsgift: Well, is your attitude that anyone who probes the bodies of the dead by night, shall not probe mine by night.
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Anyone who knows how to handle a stiff should certainly be good enough to handle me.
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Anyone who knows how to handle a stiff should certainly be good enough to handle me.
My first x husband dug graves for awhile when he was in his teens. There's nothing wrong with that.
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I once was involved with a mortician. I am somewhat embarrassed to say I've done "it" on the slab and had a dead body in a van parked in my drive way over night.
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Yeah, I would. Why not. There are worse jobs someone could do.
I did know a female funeral director some time back. She was also a diver but had a strange personality. If you had to buddy up with her, you were basically hosed. She'd say "open ocean" meaning she did her thing and to hell with you if something went wrong with your equipment. (I rather not think she did it to get the business hahaha) but that left a lasting impression about how nonchalant she was when it came to her own or your life.
I did know a female funeral director some time back. She was also a diver but had a strange personality. If you had to buddy up with her, you were basically hosed. She'd say "open ocean" meaning she did her thing and to hell with you if something went wrong with your equipment. (I rather not think she did it to get the business hahaha) but that left a lasting impression about how nonchalant she was when it came to her own or your life.
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Would You Ever Date an Undertaker / Funeral Director?(Vote Below)
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Anyone who knows how to handle a stiff should certainly be good enough to handle me.