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Sep 1, 2012 12:55 PM CSTWould You Ever Date an Undertaker / Funeral Director?
Godsgift
GodsgiftGodsgiftEnnis, Clare, Ireland326 Threads 16 Polls 15,017 Posts

Would You Ever Date an Undertaker / Funeral Director?(Vote Below)

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Yes
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No
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Total Votes
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Well, is your attitude that anyone who probes the bodies of the dead by night, shall not probe mine by night.

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Anyone who knows how to handle a stiff should certainly be good enough to handle me.

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Sep 1, 2012 1:03 PM CST Would You Ever Date an Undertaker / Funeral Director?
benni2
benni2benni2eire, Tipperary Ireland35 Threads 2,940 Posts
knew someone that went out with an undertaker once.didnt last.always sizing up others.
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Sep 1, 2012 1:06 PM CST Would You Ever Date an Undertaker / Funeral Director?
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada15 Threads 25,334 Posts
Godsgift: Well, is your attitude that anyone who probes the bodies of the dead by night, shall not probe mine by night.

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Anyone who knows how to handle a stiff should certainly be good enough to handle me.


Hmm, good question...never thought about this before. I'm not sure I'd be comfortable with it. uh oh laugh
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Sep 1, 2012 1:07 PM CST Would You Ever Date an Undertaker / Funeral Director?
jac379
jac379jac379pontyclun, South Glamorgan, Wales UK33 Threads 4 Polls 21,233 Posts
Death doesn't scare me.

No problem.
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Sep 1, 2012 1:15 PM CST Would You Ever Date an Undertaker / Funeral Director?
kennn
kennnkennnMedicine Hat, Alberta Canada37 Threads 6,044 Posts
People are dying to get their business, never seen a poor undertaker.laugh handshake
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Sep 1, 2012 1:20 PM CST Would You Ever Date an Undertaker / Funeral Director?
KNenagh
KNenaghKNenaghAachen, Kilkenny Ireland13 Threads 14,833 Posts
I went on a date with a guy I met on a night out, when I ask him about his job ?ver lunch he just said he is in the funeral business. I didn't ask any further questions about his job after that. uh oh
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Sep 1, 2012 5:33 PM CST Would You Ever Date an Undertaker / Funeral Director?
Latina_Flor
Latina_FlorLatina_Flortuvalu, Tuvalu1 Threads 140 Posts
Godsgift: Well, is your attitude that anyone who probes the bodies of the dead by night, shall not probe mine by night.

OR

Anyone who knows how to handle a stiff should certainly be good enough to handle me.


Alive.....peace dead NO rolling on the floor laughing crazy
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Sep 4, 2012 12:31 AM CST Would You Ever Date an Undertaker / Funeral Director?
Carl96190
Carl96190Carl96190Gold Coast, Queensland Australia5 Threads 1,537 Posts
My only concern would be for her health, because of the carcindogenic nature of formaldehyde.
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Sep 4, 2012 2:14 AM CST Would You Ever Date an Undertaker / Funeral Director?
Leo_7
Leo_7Leo_7Baku, Azerbaijan117 Threads 17 Polls 4,240 Posts
no i wouldntcool cos i dont think a lady working in a funeral business going to be hot
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Sep 4, 2012 3:04 AM CST Would You Ever Date an Undertaker / Funeral Director?
I might..........just so I could ring him up and ask him if he had any empty boxeslaugh laugh laugh laugh
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Sep 4, 2012 3:45 AM CST Would You Ever Date an Undertaker / Funeral Director?
NatashaKinksie
NatashaKinksieNatashaKinksiecity of angels, California USA2 Threads 189 Posts
Not yet; it is a bit unsexy. laugh
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Sep 4, 2012 4:05 AM CST Would You Ever Date an Undertaker / Funeral Director?
Godsgift: Well, is your attitude that anyone who probes the bodies of the dead by night, shall not probe mine by night.

OR

Anyone who knows how to handle a stiff should certainly be good enough to handle me.


I'd be a little nervous about dating an undertaker. And if she started measuring me, I would really be freaking out!!!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 4, 2012 4:11 AM CST Would You Ever Date an Undertaker / Funeral Director?
lonelygal122
lonelygal122lonelygal122HallsGap, Victoria Australia9 Threads 5,937 Posts
After witnessing firsthand the kindness and compassion these people have for the deceased,I would certainly have no problem in dating one.professor
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Sep 4, 2012 4:16 AM CST Would You Ever Date an Undertaker / Funeral Director?
jac379
jac379jac379pontyclun, South Glamorgan, Wales UK33 Threads 4 Polls 21,233 Posts
lonelygal122: After witnessing firsthand the kindness and compassion these people have for the deceased,I would certainly have no problem in dating one.

Well said, lonelygal.
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Sep 4, 2012 4:16 AM CST Would You Ever Date an Undertaker / Funeral Director?
kidatheart
kidatheartkidatheartFruitvale, British Columbia Canada33 Threads 24,910 Posts
I don't think it would bother me, why should it? dunno


I wonder how many would live in what was once a funeral home, my place was at one time. laugh
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Sep 4, 2012 6:41 AM CST Would You Ever Date an Undertaker / Funeral Director?
Susanne1
Susanne1Susanne1Kreuzberg, Berlin Germany9 Threads 3 Polls 665 Posts
Godsgift: Well, is your attitude that anyone who probes the bodies of the dead by night, shall not probe mine by night.

OR

Anyone who knows how to handle a stiff should certainly be good enough to handle me.


Yes, I would absolutely date a funeral director - sadly I have had dealings with one in the past week, and yet again I was lucky enough in all the sadness to come across someone very compassionate and friendly, yet refreshingly straightforward - it made dealing with a terrible loss a tinly little bit more bearable.

I do not understand why anyone would reject these wonderful people, who help others through their darkest times with so much compassion, solely on grounds of their profession.
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Sep 5, 2012 7:38 AM CST Would You Ever Date an Undertaker / Funeral Director?
whitepaws
whitepawswhitepawsDock of the bay, Galway Ireland32 Threads 6 Polls 891 Posts
I would love to date a person involved with the snuffed trade. The fun you could have with the open work day for family would be priceless and you wouldnt go hungry with all the grub they can bring home from a wake..or in the extreme rip an auld leg of a corpse or something and what you cant eat let the dog have dunno ...that is of course only when the zombies have bitten ya ..


Imagine being a kid and getting dropped off to school in a hearse conversing or looking dissapointed at the biology teacher when they ask you to take a animals heart in for disecting uh oh

My friend works on the side as a face painter at kiddies parties and hes a mortician so can practice as much as he likes ..business is booming these days but he does worry me when as a kids entertainer he makes it look like he has cut his arm off , with all the ...lets not really go into that

But yes sir eeeee I would love to date a undertaker-ess

Might just kill a few people in the next few weeks to get introduced to them .......
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Sep 5, 2012 7:43 AM CST Would You Ever Date an Undertaker / Funeral Director?
Godsgift
GodsgiftGodsgiftEnnis, Clare Ireland326 Threads 16 Polls 15,017 Posts
whitepaws: I would love to date a person involved with the snuffed trade. The fun you could have with the open work day for family would be priceless and you wouldnt go hungry with all the grub they can bring home from a wake..or in the extreme rip an auld leg of a corpse or something and what you cant eat let the dog have ...that is of course only when the zombies have bitten ya ..Imagine being a kid and getting dropped off to school in a hearse or looking dissapointed at the biology teacher when they ask you to take a animals heart in for disecting

My friend works on the side as a face painter at kiddies parties and hes a mortician so can practice as much as he likes ..business is booming these days but he does worry me when as a kids entertainer he makes it look like he has cut his arm off , with all the ...lets not really go into that

But yes sir eeeee I would love to date a undertaker-ess

Might just kill a few people in the next few weeks to get introduced to them .......


And sex on the slab! Just remember to empty the corpse afterwards. devil
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Sep 5, 2012 11:10 AM CST Would You Ever Date an Undertaker / Funeral Director?
whitepaws
whitepawswhitepawsDock of the bay, Galway Ireland32 Threads 6 Polls 891 Posts
Godsgift: And sex on the slab! Just remember to empty the corpse afterwards.




Go on admit it youve been dying wink to use that phrase for ages laugh
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Sep 5, 2012 11:14 AM CST Would You Ever Date an Undertaker / Funeral Director?
modermen
modermenmodermencork, Cork Ireland93 Threads 2,194 Posts
Godsgift: Well, is your attitude that anyone who probes the bodies of the dead by night, shall not probe mine by night.

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Anyone who knows how to handle a stiff should certainly be good enough to handle me.
By love i.m off to work now will be a long night as there been a major pile up on the motorway,but nevermind business is good.
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Sep 5, 2012 11:28 AM CST Would You Ever Date an Undertaker / Funeral Director?
Rumple4skin
Rumple4skinRumple4skinStoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire, England UK4 Threads 1 Polls 2,051 Posts
Why not? There's always going to be work for the undertakers.

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Sep 5, 2012 11:32 AM CST Would You Ever Date an Undertaker / Funeral Director?
modermen
modermenmodermencork, Cork Ireland93 Threads 2,194 Posts
benni2: knew someone that went out with an undertaker once.didnt last.always sizing up others.
Its a dying trade.
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Sep 9, 2012 12:12 AM CST Would You Ever Date an Undertaker / Funeral Director?
ladypm66
ladypm66ladypm66frakes, Kentucky USA22 Posts
A male undertaker, well...hmmm. It could be a good thing, he is good at applying makeup for his corpse! rolling on the floor laughing banana
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Sep 11, 2012 2:40 PM CST Would You Ever Date an Undertaker / Funeral Director?
throntonkyguy
throntonkyguythrontonkyguythronton, Kentucky USA1 Posts
Anyone who knows how to handle a stiff should certainly be good enough to handle me.
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Sep 12, 2012 4:49 AM CST Would You Ever Date an Undertaker / Funeral Director?
Witchaywoman
WitchaywomanWitchaywomanCarpentersville, Illinois USA129 Threads 16 Polls 7,204 Posts
Godsgift: Well, is your attitude that anyone who probes the bodies of the dead by night, shall not probe mine by night.

OR

Anyone who knows how to handle a stiff should certainly be good enough to handle me.


Only if he doesn't want me to take a long cold shower and lay on the bed stiff for an hour.
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Sep 12, 2012 5:44 AM CST Would You Ever Date an Undertaker / Funeral Director?
HexagonKeySet
HexagonKeySetHexagonKeySetCentral, Waikato New Zealand194 Threads 8 Polls 6,091 Posts
Yes I would ... I expect she'd be a gal with considerable social skills, intelligent, considerate emotionally mature, sensitive, compassionate and assertive. She'd also likely be a great organiser and always on time!

Wonders if there's a Dating Section in the Undertakers Trade mags ???


:-)
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Sep 15, 2012 5:23 PM CST Would You Ever Date an Undertaker / Funeral Director?
GreenBoots
GreenBootsGreenBootsBuenos Aires, Argentina9 Threads 7 Polls 255 Posts
Does he come with free flowers ???laugh laugh laugh
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Sep 15, 2012 6:26 PM CST Would You Ever Date an Undertaker / Funeral Director?
xxDandelionxx
xxDandelionxxxxDandelionxxunknown, Hampshire, England UK8 Threads 3,426 Posts
Godsgift: Well, is your attitude that anyone who probes the bodies of the dead by night, shall not probe mine by night.

OR

Anyone who knows how to handle a stiff should certainly be good enough to handle me.


I'm not sure I would think of it quite like that. I do believe that someone who provides a service like that must surely have humanity and a desire to serve well to those who need it most and are unable to have any control. I see it as very much a compassionate role and, therefore, I would have no problem with dating/having a relationship with someone in that role........
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Sep 15, 2012 6:45 PM CST Would You Ever Date an Undertaker / Funeral Director?
ErskineCougar
ErskineCougarErskineCougarErskine, Minnesota USA2 Threads 13 Posts
Godsgift: Well, is your attitude that anyone who probes the bodies of the dead by night, shall not probe mine by night.

OR

Anyone who knows how to handle a stiff should certainly be good enough to handle me.



My first x husband dug graves for awhile when he was in his teens. There's nothing wrong with that.
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Sep 16, 2012 5:33 AM CST Would You Ever Date an Undertaker / Funeral Director?
Sandalman
SandalmanSandalmanKuta, Bali Indonesia1 Posts
I once was involved with a mortician. I am somewhat embarrassed to say I've done "it" on the slab and had a dead body in a van parked in my drive way over night.
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Sep 16, 2012 1:35 PM CST Would You Ever Date an Undertaker / Funeral Director?
Scubadiva
ScubadivaScubadivaNew Jersey, USA148 Threads 17 Polls 4,244 Posts
Yeah, I would. Why not. There are worse jobs someone could do.

I did know a female funeral director some time back. She was also a diver but had a strange personality. If you had to buddy up with her, you were basically hosed. She'd say "open ocean" meaning she did her thing and to hell with you if something went wrong with your equipment. (I rather not think she did it to get the business hahaha) but that left a lasting impression about how nonchalant she was when it came to her own or your life.
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