Who is "The One" (35)
The One......
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...Oh, except for Muslims for Muslims shall not pay their share of healthcare.
And the people said, "Give me some of that!"
Then he said, "I shall penalize employers who ship jobs overseas."
And the people said, "Where's my rebate check?"
Then "The One" said, "I shall bankrupt the coal industry and electricity rates will skyrocket!"
And the people said, "Coal is dirty, coal is evil, no more coal! But we don't care for that part about higher electric rates.
So "The One" said, Not to worry. If Your rebate isn't enough to cover your expenses, we shall bail you out.
Just sign up with the ACORN and you troubles are over!"
Then He said, "Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted. Let's grant them amnesty, Social Security, free education, free lunches, Free medical care, bilingual signs and guaranteed housing...
“And the people said, "Hallelujah!" and they made him king!
And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs and ever-higher taxes, raised their prices and laid off workers. Others simply gave up and went out of business and the economy sank like unto a rock dropped from a cliff.
The banking industry was destroyed. Manufacturing slowed to a crawl and more of the people were without a means of support.
Then "The One" said, "I am the "the One"- The Messiah and I'm here To save you!
We shall just print more money so everyone will have enough!"
But our foreign trading partners said unto Him. "Wait a Minute. Your dollar is not worth a pile of camel dung! You will have to pay more...
And "The One" said, "Wait a minute. That is unfair!!"
And the world said, "Neither are these other idiotic programs you have embraced.
Lo, you have become a Socialist state and a second-rate power. Now you shall play by our rules!"
And the people cried out, "Alas, alas!! What have we done?"
And the change agent's name was changed to dung. And the once mighty nation was no more; and the once proud people were without sustenance or shelter or hope.
And the Change "The One" had given them was as like unto a poison that had destroyed them and like a whirlwind that consumed all that they had built.
And the people beat their chests in despair and cried out in anguish, "Give us back our nation and our pride and our hope!!" But it was too late, and their homeland was no more.
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...Oh, except for Muslims for Muslims shall not pay their share of healthcare.
And the people said, "Give me some of that!"
Then he said, "I shall penalize employers who ship jobs overseas."
And the people said, "Where's my rebate check?"
Then "The One" said, "I shall bankrupt the coal industry and electricity rates will skyrocket!"
And the people said, "Coal is dirty, coal is evil, no more coal! But we don't care for that part about higher electric rates.
So "The One" said, Not to worry. If Your rebate isn't enough to cover your expenses, we shall bail you out.
Just sign up with the ACORN and you troubles are over!"
Then He said, "Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted. Let's grant them amnesty, Social Security, free education, free lunches, Free medical care, bilingual signs and guaranteed housing...
“And the people said, "Hallelujah!" and they made him king!
And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs and ever-higher taxes, raised their prices and laid off workers. Others simply gave up and went out of business and the economy sank like unto a rock dropped from a cliff.
The banking industry was destroyed. Manufacturing slowed to a crawl and more of the people were without a means of support.
Then "The One" said, "I am the "the One"- The Messiah and I'm here To save you!
We shall just print more money so everyone will have enough!"
But our foreign trading partners said unto Him. "Wait a Minute. Your dollar is not worth a pile of camel dung! You will have to pay more...
And "The One" said, "Wait a minute. That is unfair!!"
And the world said, "Neither are these other idiotic programs you have embraced.
Lo, you have become a Socialist state and a second-rate power. Now you shall play by our rules!"
And the people cried out, "Alas, alas!! What have we done?"
And the change agent's name was changed to dung. And the once mighty nation was no more; and the once proud people were without sustenance or shelter or hope.
And the Change "The One" had given them was as like unto a poison that had destroyed them and like a whirlwind that consumed all that they had built.
And the people beat their chests in despair and cried out in anguish, "Give us back our nation and our pride and our hope!!" But it was too late, and their homeland was no more.
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hahaha ,can't help feeling this could be about Obama . He has done very well with the leadership of the radical Islamists , chatting to them in a language they understand . Blowing sweet words into their ears with hellfire rockets . Enabling their fellows ,be they family members or butcher buddies to stay well away from them .
Bet little black man with flappy ears rung Bush after getting top job and said " thanks MATE , where's all the money gone .
Bet little black man with flappy ears rung Bush after getting top job and said " thanks MATE , where's all the money gone .
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Haha. Joe the Plumber is clueless. But hey, Obama's the anti-Christ! The birth certificate is fake! The Illuminati is back! XXX111111!!! 
Seriously, Henry VIII is an interesting choice. The Tudors absolutely wrote current events and history in their favor in a HUGE way.
But what about WMDs, Fox Noise, the jingoism (You're for us or against us!), the Axis of Evil, Colin Powell's faux presentation before the UN (which I'm sure he still regrets), the tax cuts, the wars, etc.? Hmm.
Seriously, Henry VIII is an interesting choice. The Tudors absolutely wrote current events and history in their favor in a HUGE way.
But what about WMDs, Fox Noise, the jingoism (You're for us or against us!), the Axis of Evil, Colin Powell's faux presentation before the UN (which I'm sure he still regrets), the tax cuts, the wars, etc.? Hmm.
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galrads: The One......
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...Oh, except for Muslims for Muslims shall not pay their share of healthcare.
And the people said, "Give me some of that!"
Then he said, "I shall penalize employers who ship jobs overseas."
And the people said, "Where's my rebate check?"
Then "The One" said, "I shall bankrupt the coal industry and electricity rates will skyrocket!"
And the people said, "Coal is dirty, coal is evil, no more coal! But we don't care for that part about higher electric rates.
So "The One" said, Not to worry. If Your rebate isn't enough to cover your expenses, we shall bail you out.
Just sign up with the ACORN and you troubles are over!"
Then He said, "Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted. Let's grant them amnesty, Social Security, free education, free lunches, Free medical care, bilingual signs and guaranteed housing...
“And the people said, "Hallelujah!" and they made him king!
And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs and ever-higher taxes, raised their prices and laid off workers. Others simply gave up and went out of business and the economy sank like unto a rock dropped from a cliff.
The banking industry was destroyed. Manufacturing slowed to a crawl and more of the people were without a means of support.
Then "The One" said, "I am the "the One"- The Messiah and I'm here To save you!
We shall just print more money so everyone will have enough!"
But our foreign trading partners said unto Him. "Wait a Minute. Your dollar is not worth a pile of camel dung! You will have to pay more...
And "The One" said, "Wait a minute. That is unfair!!"
And the world said, "Neither are these other idiotic programs you have embraced.
Lo, you have become a Socialist state and a second-rate power. Now you shall play by our rules!"
And the people cried out, "Alas, alas!! What have we done?"
And the change agent's name was changed to dung. And the once mighty nation was no more; and the once proud people were without sustenance or shelter or hope.
And the Change "The One" had given them was as like unto a poison that had destroyed them and like a whirlwind that consumed all that they had built.
And the people beat their chests in despair and cried out in anguish, "Give us back our nation and our pride and our hope!!" But it was too late, and their homeland was no more.
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...Oh, except for Muslims for Muslims shall not pay their share of healthcare.
And the people said, "Give me some of that!"
Then he said, "I shall penalize employers who ship jobs overseas."
And the people said, "Where's my rebate check?"
Then "The One" said, "I shall bankrupt the coal industry and electricity rates will skyrocket!"
And the people said, "Coal is dirty, coal is evil, no more coal! But we don't care for that part about higher electric rates.
So "The One" said, Not to worry. If Your rebate isn't enough to cover your expenses, we shall bail you out.
Just sign up with the ACORN and you troubles are over!"
Then He said, "Illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted. Let's grant them amnesty, Social Security, free education, free lunches, Free medical care, bilingual signs and guaranteed housing...
“And the people said, "Hallelujah!" and they made him king!
And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs and ever-higher taxes, raised their prices and laid off workers. Others simply gave up and went out of business and the economy sank like unto a rock dropped from a cliff.
The banking industry was destroyed. Manufacturing slowed to a crawl and more of the people were without a means of support.
Then "The One" said, "I am the "the One"- The Messiah and I'm here To save you!
We shall just print more money so everyone will have enough!"
But our foreign trading partners said unto Him. "Wait a Minute. Your dollar is not worth a pile of camel dung! You will have to pay more...
And "The One" said, "Wait a minute. That is unfair!!"
And the world said, "Neither are these other idiotic programs you have embraced.
Lo, you have become a Socialist state and a second-rate power. Now you shall play by our rules!"
And the people cried out, "Alas, alas!! What have we done?"
And the change agent's name was changed to dung. And the once mighty nation was no more; and the once proud people were without sustenance or shelter or hope.
And the Change "The One" had given them was as like unto a poison that had destroyed them and like a whirlwind that consumed all that they had built.
And the people beat their chests in despair and cried out in anguish, "Give us back our nation and our pride and our hope!!" But it was too late, and their homeland was no more.
man, you dont have to bee too obvious. NSA is watching you. you are in the list
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Bogart_1960: man, you dont have to bee too obvious. NSA is watching you. you are in the list
Odd you say this, Bogart. I replied to a general email from the White House last week and actually receive another email back, telling me 'this White House mailbox is not monitored.' Right.
To be honest, I voted for Obama and I like the guy. I just like to beat up on all politicians.
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galrads: Odd you say this, Bogart. I replied to a general email from the White House last week and actually receive another email back, telling me 'this White House mailbox is not monitored.' Right.
To be honest, I voted for Obama and I like the guy. I just like to beat up on all politicians.
To be honest, I voted for Obama and I like the guy. I just like to beat up on all politicians.
Galrads if you ever want to set a club for that, sign me in. but it has to be with baseball bat.
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epirb: hahaha ,can't help feeling this could be about Obama . He has done very well with the leadership of the radical Islamists , chatting to them in a language they understand . Blowing sweet words into their ears with hellfire rockets . Enabling their fellows ,be they family members or butcher buddies to stay well away from them .
Bet little black man with flappy ears rung Bush after getting top job and said " thanks MATE , where's all the money gone .
lifes lonely at the top,in the prez club.Bet little black man with flappy ears rung Bush after getting top job and said " thanks MATE , where's all the money gone .
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memory_alpha: Haha. Joe the Plumber is clueless. But hey, Obama's the anti-Christ! The birth certificate is fake! The Illuminati is back! XXX111111!!!
Seriously, Henry VIII is an interesting choice. The Tudors absolutely wrote current events and history in their favor in a HUGE way.
But what about WMDs, Fox Noise, the jingoism (You're for us or against us!), the Axis of Evil, Colin Powell's faux presentation before the UN (which I'm sure he still regrets), the tax cuts, the wars, etc.? Hmm.
its all a dog n pony show,they picked obama over hillary,in virgina/reporter got hushed up,skull n bones,etc.is the same bush v.kerry,etc.old money n kingmakers,have ran this country along time,gen.washington had no sons,to lay claim to power,he said 2 terms was enuff,downhill since then,gen.geo.was a mason,prez has to be atleast a 33 degree mason now/before FDR?tri lateral thing now,they take turns,same power base old money n kingmakers.Seriously, Henry VIII is an interesting choice. The Tudors absolutely wrote current events and history in their favor in a HUGE way.
But what about WMDs, Fox Noise, the jingoism (You're for us or against us!), the Axis of Evil, Colin Powell's faux presentation before the UN (which I'm sure he still regrets), the tax cuts, the wars, etc.? Hmm.
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on parts 1 & 2, were you trying for amusement?Now saying you voted for Obama, that IS hilarious.
And why would you include Pet Rose in that list?
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Actually, I typed Pet (brackets with a sic inside) Rose
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Putin, the alpha-iest alpha who ever alpha'ed... Who says a strongman at the top has to be a bad thing? Maybe the real reason the West isn't working is because of all the mewling losers and because baby-boomers mortgaged posterity for a lifetime lease in fantasyland?
I say we should stop blaming politics for our problems when we know damn well the rest of the world is a lot smarter, works a lot harder and has far more common sense than we do. And maybe this is why they're wiping the floor with us? Just a thought.
I say we should stop blaming politics for our problems when we know damn well the rest of the world is a lot smarter, works a lot harder and has far more common sense than we do. And maybe this is why they're wiping the floor with us? Just a thought.
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CasualCarol: on parts 1 & 2, were you trying for amusement?
Now saying you voted for Obama, that IS hilarious.
And why would you include Pet Rose in that list?
Now saying you voted for Obama, that IS hilarious.
And why would you include Pet Rose in that list?
Well, if you think that's hilarious, in other USA presidential elections, I believe I also voted for Richard Nixon , Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan, Walter Mondale, Michael Dukakis, G Bush, Bill Clinton, Al Gore, GW Bush, and John Kerry.
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I could say that 72% of the people here at CS are a lot smarter, work a lot harder, and have far more common sense in their little toe than you.
Obstinance_Works: Putin, the alpha-iest alpha who ever alpha'ed... Who says a strongman at the top has to be a bad thing? Maybe the real reason the West isn't working is because of all the mewling losers and because baby-boomers mortgaged posterity for a lifetime lease in fantasyland?
I say we should stop blaming politics for our problems when we know damn well the rest of the world is a lot smarter, works a lot harder and has far more common sense than we do. And maybe this is why they're wiping the floor with us? Just a thought.
I say we should stop blaming politics for our problems when we know damn well the rest of the world is a lot smarter, works a lot harder and has far more common sense than we do. And maybe this is why they're wiping the floor with us? Just a thought.
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I could say that 72% of the people here at CS are a lot smarter, work a lot harder, and have far more common sense in their little toe than you.
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galrads: Well, if you think that's hilarious, in other USA presidential elections, I believe I also voted for Richard Nixon , Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan, Walter Mondale, Michael Dukakis, G Bush, Bill Clinton, Al Gore, GW Bush, and John Kerry.
I never would have imagined that we vote the same, 50% of the time!
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I am still wondering about Pete Rose? 
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CasualCarol: OW OW
I could say that 72% of the people here at CS are a lot smarter, work a lot harder, and have far more common sense in their little toe than you.
I could say that 72% of the people here at CS are a lot smarter, work a lot harder, and have far more common sense in their little toe than you.
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CasualCarol: OW OW
I could say that 72% of the people here at CS are a lot smarter, work a lot harder, and have far more common sense in their little toe than you.
I could say that 72% of the people here at CS are a lot smarter, work a lot harder, and have far more common sense in their little toe than you.
They really must be feeding it to them by the Bucket at the Uni these days!
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I love the Carpenters! Thanks ma belle for this 
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galrads: Well, if you think that's hilarious, in other USA presidential elections, I believe I also voted for Richard Nixon , Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan, Walter Mondale, Michael Dukakis, G Bush, Bill Clinton, Al Gore, GW Bush, and John Kerry.
you forgot to mention the Billionaire from Texas with the Big Ears,Ross Perot!
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CasualCarol: I am still wondering about Pete Rose?
Hahaha I wrote in "Charlie Hustle" in a ballot once, in my 2nd childhood.
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90% of the ladies I've met, told me..:- "I'm the one!"
Ya mean I have to be a US Presidential candidate to be da one?
Ya mean I have to be a US Presidential candidate to be da one?
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Conrad73: you forgot to mention the Billionaire from Texas with the Big Ears,Ross Perot!
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Bspoken4: 90% of the ladies I've met, told me..:- "I'm the one!"
Ya mean I have to be a US Presidential candidate to be da one?
Ya mean I have to be a US Presidential candidate to be da one?
Certainly not! Can you also walk on water?
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galrads: Hahaha I wrote in "Charlie Hustle" in a ballot once, in my 2nd childhood.
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galrads: Certainly not! Can you also walk on water?
Nope...but I CAN FLOAT...backstroke..butterfly..does that count?
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galrads: Perot trusted no one. I think his billion$ made him paranoid. He didn't even get along with his campaign volunteers.
yep,he is a strange one!
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Bspoken4: Nope...but I CAN FLOAT...backstroke..butterfly..does that count?
That's fine with me! Due to the extended polar vortex here, though, everyone can walk on water.... when it freezes...
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galrads: That's fine with me! Due to the extended polar vortex here, though, everyone can walk on water.... when it freezes...
don't you believe it!
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Who is "The One"(Vote Below)
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And it came to pass in the Age of Insanity that the people of the land called America, having lost their morals, their initiative, and their Will to defend their liberties, chose as their Supreme Leader that Person known as "The One."
He emerged from the vapors with a message that had no meaning; but He Hypnotized the people telling them, "I am sent to save you."
My lack of experience, my questionable ethics, my monstrous ego, and my Association with evil doers are of no consequence. I shall save you with Hope and Change. Go, therefore, and proclaim throughout the Land that he who preceded me is evil, that he has defiled the nation, and that all he has built must be destroyed.
And the people rejoiced, For even though they knew not what "The One" would do, he had promised that it was good; and they believed.
And "The One" said " We live in the greatest country in the world. Help me change everything about it!"
And the people said, "Hallelujah! Change is good!"
Then He said, "We are going to tax the rich fat-cats."
And the People said "Sock it to them!"
"And redistribute their wealth."
And the people said, "Show us the money!"
And the he said, "Redistribution of wealth is good for everybody..."
And Joe the plumber asked, "Are you kidding me? You're going to Steal my money and give it to the deadbeats??"
And "The One" ridiculed and taunted him, and Joe's personal records were hacked
and publicized.
One lone reporter asked, "Isn't that Marxist policy?" And she was banished from the kingdom.
Then a citizen asked, "With no foreign relations experience and having zero military experience or knowledge, how will you deal with Radical terrorists?"
And "The One" said, "Simple. I shall sit with them and talk with them and show them how nice we really are; and they will forget that they ever wanted to kill us all!"
And the people said, "Hallelujah!! We are safe at last, and we can beat our weapons into free cars for the people!"
Then "The One" said "I shall give 95% of you lower taxes."
And one, Lone voice said, "But 40% of us don't pay ANY taxes.
"So "The One" Said, "Then I shall give you some of the taxes the fat-cats?pay!"
And the people said, "Hallelujah! Show us the money!"
Then "The One" said, "I shall tax your Capital Gains when you sell your homes!"
And the people yawned and the slumping housing market collapsed.
And He said. "I shall mandate employer-funded health care for every worker and raise the minimum wage. And I shall give every Person unlimited healthcare and medicine and transportation to the Clinics."