Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover? (24)

Mar 8, 2018 6:07 AM CSTAre There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
CossackCat
CossackCatCossackCatSomewhere, Maryland USA50 Threads 12 Polls 872 Posts

Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?(Vote Below)

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Move out of state
1
7%
Start dating his/her sibling
1
7%
Call the department of immigration
5
33%
Report him/her to the internal revenue service
0
0%
Ask for money for gender reassignment
1
7%
Say you are now a Communist
0
0%
Ask him/her to join ISIS with you
1
7%
Tell him/her that you have taken a vow of celibacy
3
20%
Tell him/her you have hired a private detective
0
0%
Other
3
20%
Total Votes
15
Paul Simon - 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

Mar 8, 2018 6:21 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
You could forget that it's International Wimmins Day. That'll probably guarantee you find all your belongings in a bin-liner out on the street.
Mar 8, 2018 6:25 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
CossackCat if you would oblige me in being lover number 50 I could then answer your question after leaving you. You´re not keeping my record collection thoughscold
Mar 8, 2018 6:27 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
Deedee123x
Deedee123xDeedee123xLimerick, Ireland72 Threads 6,050 Posts
Nope ill just pack my belongings...open the door and shut it firmly behind me.

No need for tricks kicks or thrills.

If its over its over.
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Mar 8, 2018 6:28 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
CossackCat
CossackCatCossackCatSomewhere, Maryland USA50 Threads 12 Polls 872 Posts
deviant_slice: You could forget that it's International Wimmins Day. That'll probably guarantee you find all your belongings in a bin-liner out on the street.
I never heard of International women's day, and I am a woman.
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Mar 8, 2018 6:30 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
Apparently it's all the rage.

Must be just the single, unwashed and unloved wimmin who are having it.
Mar 8, 2018 6:31 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
Deedee123x
Deedee123xDeedee123xLimerick, Ireland72 Threads 6,050 Posts
deviant_slice: Apparently it's all the rage.

Must be just the single, unwashed and unloved wimmin who are having it.


Arsehole laugh
Mar 8, 2018 6:33 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
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Mar 8, 2018 6:35 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
Deedee123x: Nope ill just pack my belongings...open the door and shut it firmly behind me.

No need for tricks kicks or thrills.

If its over its over.
laugh cheers If the reason is because he asking me to give him more $$$ than at least I give him present of big box of toilet paper, to remember me with heartwarming
memories...when he uses soft toilet paper.rolling on the floor laughing
Mar 8, 2018 6:38 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
CossackCat
CossackCatCossackCatSomewhere, Maryland USA50 Threads 12 Polls 872 Posts
Bnaughty: CossackCat if you would oblige me in being lover number 50 I could then answer your question after leaving you. You´re not keeping my record collection though
Oh okay. But I am not leaving the country or sending you money or paying for anything scold You can keep your record collection.
We are going to need a contract. This cyber relationship can not exceed 30 days rolling on the floor laughing
Mar 8, 2018 6:42 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
CossackCat
CossackCatCossackCatSomewhere, Maryland USA50 Threads 12 Polls 872 Posts
deviant_slice: Apparently it's all the rage.

Must be just the single, unwashed and unloved wimmin who are having it.
Where is it "all the rage"? In Europe? Do they wear those pink pu**y hats & protest? laugh
Mar 8, 2018 6:49 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
CossackCat: Oh okay. But I am not leaving the country or sending you money or paying for anything You can keep your record collection.
We are going to need a contract. This cyber relationship can not exceed 30 days

30 days is a bit much, I don´t do long term relationshipsprofessor
Mar 8, 2018 6:53 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
Deedee123x
Deedee123xDeedee123xLimerick, Ireland72 Threads 6,050 Posts
rainbowdream2017: If the reason is because he asking me to give him more $$$ than at least I give him present of big box of toilet paper, to remember me with heartwarming
memories...when he uses soft toilet paper.


laugh laugh

Happy IWD, Rainbow
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Mar 8, 2018 6:55 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
CossackCat
CossackCatCossackCatSomewhere, Maryland USA50 Threads 12 Polls 872 Posts
Bnaughty: 30 days is a bit much, I don´t do long term relationships
I agree. How about 2 weeks with a 1 week waiting period and a 1 week "opt out", emergency escape plan? confused
Mar 8, 2018 6:55 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
CossackCat: Where is it "all the rage"? In Europe? Do they wear those pink pu**y hats & protest?


I think it's pretty big on Twitter.
Mar 8, 2018 6:59 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
CossackCat: I agree. How about 2 weeks with a 1 week waiting period and a 1 week "opt out", emergency escape plan?

Sounds great, I´m in!lips
Mar 8, 2018 9:49 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
CossackCat
CossackCatCossackCatSomewhere, Maryland USA50 Threads 12 Polls 872 Posts
Bnaughty: Sounds great, I´m in!

I will have my people call your people and sign on the dotted line
Mar 8, 2018 9:52 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
Can someone give my people a call as well. No real reason, they just don't get a lot of calls and they're feeling a bit lonely.
Mar 8, 2018 12:12 PM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
deviant_slice: Can someone give my people a call as well. No real reason, they just don't get a lot of calls and they're feeling a bit lonely.

I´ve just called them but there was no answer. You want to get yourself some new people because obviously they are taking the piss
Mar 8, 2018 12:15 PM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
Bnaughty: I´ve just called them but there was no answer. You want to get yourself some new people because obviously they are taking the piss


They'll all be on Candy Crush. Might be time to trade them in for Eastern Europeans.
Mar 8, 2018 12:51 PM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
Hum? Have you lead a DEPRIVED childhood, Cat! I would have THOUGHT (after reading you posts, here) that YOU would have MORE imagination, than to be LIMITED to just 50! Is it just a FAILURE of opportunity? Or just a general DISINTEREST, in you? From EXPERIENCE, I can ASSURE you there ARE more! But MOST of that experience, has been from THEM, leaving ME, than ME leaving THEM! Que sera, sea! Life HAPPENS - to us ALL! handshake comfort hug cheers peace
Mar 8, 2018 3:57 PM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
CossackCat
CossackCatCossackCatSomewhere, Maryland USA50 Threads 12 Polls 872 Posts
Let_Us: Hum? Have you lead a DEPRIVED childhood, Cat! I would have THOUGHT (after reading you posts, here) that YOU would have MORE imagination, than to be LIMITED to just 50! Is it just a FAILURE of opportunity? Or just a general DISINTEREST, in you? From EXPERIENCE, I can ASSURE you there ARE more! But MOST of that experience, has been from THEM, leaving ME, than ME leaving THEM! Que sera, sea! Life HAPPENS - to us ALL!

It is a f**king song on a lounge thread, in the week hours of the morning. Don't take it too seriously doh
Mar 8, 2018 11:17 PM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
deviant_slice: They'll all be on Candy Crush. Might be time to trade them in for Eastern Europeans.
confused
Mar 8, 2018 11:26 PM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
Deedee123x: Happy IWD, Rainbow
Happy IWD. laugh hug
Mar 9, 2018 3:31 AM CST Are There More Than 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover?
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