Ever faked one? (93)
druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 PostsNo, I've never faked one, and I never would.
Why in the hell would I fake some thing so wonderful. I may not be able to blast off, but that doesn't mean I won't help you blast off.
buzzy: Why in the hell would I fake some thing so wonderful. I may not be able to blast off, but that doesn't mean I won't help you blast off.
"True...".
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.denisenumber1: yes i think it is easier for women to fake it, men just be glad to be getting some and men don't know if you are faking or not as long as you are not just laying there like a corpse and making a little noise he think he doing something anyway. Men turn into some aliens when they getting some anyway, just glance at their faces when they are reaching their climax it is the ugliest site you ever wanted to see and please ladies try not to laugh it when make them limp like a noodle then his little ego will be crushed,then there you have it the arquement and a limp noodle or sausage to boot, so the night or mood is ruined. Now if you are messing with a mandingo and making you turn into a alien thats a horse of a different color aint it?
Holy s&*t, I'm laughing so hard I just spewed whisky on my key board. Yes, but the truth is; YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT OUR SAUSAGE!
I tried to fake one today ....... but my hand knew the difference ................
Otherwise...... I'de be happy to have a good looking lady fake one on me .......... who cares anyway as long as TSB is relieved ...........
Charli15695: I don't think you'll find too many ladies who can't admit they have.
yesss , accusing is easy ..pointing fingers at others , but admitting is very hard..
but you know , those who point at others , feel very bad inside afterwards..
Hell yeah.....when the dawn came up, I could see what she looked like! I just wanted out of there!
denisenumber1: yes i think it is easier for women to fake it, men just be glad to be getting some and men don't know if you are faking or not as long as you are not just laying there like a corpse and making a little noise he think he doing something anyway. Men turn into some aliens when they getting some anyway, just glance at their faces when they are reaching their climax it is the ugliest site you ever wanted to see and please ladies try not to laugh it when make them limp like a noodle then his little ego will be crushed,then there you have it the arquement and a limp noodle or sausage to boot, so the night or mood is ruined. Now if you are messing with a mandingo and making you turn into a alien thats a horse of a different color aint it?
I have no idea why you would think a guy looks ugly when
he is ready to climax. I think it is a very sensual look
on his face and mine. Granted I have not been with too
many guys, but the 2 I was with, at different times of
course, never looked ugly to me before, during or after
climax.(JMO)
sassy49senior: I have no idea why you would think a guy looks ugly when
he is ready to climax. I think it is a very sensual look
on his face and mine. Granted I have not been with too
many guys, but the 2 I was with, at different times of
course, never looked ugly to me before, during or after
climax.(JMO)
Agreed. I think it is a big turn on watching each others faces he is ready to climax. I think it is a very sensual look
on his face and mine. Granted I have not been with too
many guys, but the 2 I was with, at different times of
course, never looked ugly to me before, during or after
climax.(JMO)
be careful puting up such poles darling , the last person who did so was accused of faking identity..and everyone said they didn't want to discuss such issues in a public environement..surprise they are repsponding here..anyhow , I think your picture shows you to be much older than 18. are you genuine if I may ask?
sxc666: Agreed. I think it is a big turn on watching each others faces
I most enjoy watching the back arch from behind .........
denisenumber1: yes i think it is easier for women to fake it, men just be glad to be getting some and men don't know if you are faking or not as long as you are not just laying there like a corpse and making a little noise he think he doing something anyway. Men turn into some aliens when they getting some anyway, just glance at their faces when they are reaching their climax it is the ugliest site you ever wanted to see and please ladies try not to laugh it when make them limp like a noodle then his little ego will be crushed,then there you have it the arquement and a limp noodle or sausage to boot, so the night or mood is ruined. Now if you are messing with a mandingo and making you turn into a alien thats a horse of a different color aint it?
Mandingo
cross between man and a dingo (aussie native dog)?.making love , is a non-verbal language for expressing your deepest feelings ,..faking it makes you feel very bad afterwards..I would immediately know if it is a fake
babymilo: Mandingo cross between man and a dingo (aussie native dog)?.
Well she is confusing the heck out of me, if she is messing
with a mandingo.
sassy49senior: Hi Pretzie, Good to see that handsome face.
HowwwDeeeeeee
And , any lady that sais a man is Ugly when climaxing is just plain prejudice against Japanese people .....!! 
We All know it's "Turning Japanese"
We All know it's "Turning Japanese"
I believe the author of this thread is 18 years young ....
Have you learned alot about this subject from us lil' darlin ?
Have you learned alot about this subject from us lil' darlin ?
babymilo: Don't forget the medical conditions limp noodle, arched back and locked jaw
My stomach reallly hruts from laughing so hard again - thanks guys ............ good nite .........
Only faked one when I was alone...
jvaski: I believe the author of this thread is 18 years young ....
Have you learned alot about this subject from us lil' darlin ?
Have you learned alot about this subject from us lil' darlin ?
I think she is using this site to develop a comprehensive series of notes on what to do when the unexpected happens..
To Fake or not to Fake... that is the question!!
It's a lot cleaner if you fake. No cleanup 
One? I've sometimes faked 2-3 a night. Sometimes I can't get mine but I've found if I let a man think he's gotten me to that magical place then he is happier. If my man is happy than I'm happy. What's a little white lie among two people in love?
Then there were those times I faked it just to get the guy off me....usually those were guys with one foot out the relationship door anyway.
I've sometimes faked 2-3 a night. Sometimes I can't get mine but I've found if I let a man think he's gotten me to that magical place then he is happier. If my man is happy than I'm happy. What's a little white lie among two people in love?Then there were those times I faked it just to get the guy off me....usually those were guys with one foot out the relationship door anyway.
At sometime haven't we all 
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