Ever faked one? (93)

Jan 3, 2009 2:56 AM CST Ever faked one?
blu555fire
blu555fireblu555fireAugusta, Georgia USA2 Threads 71 Posts
Almost every time.. women don't deserve the real thing. Period.
Jan 3, 2009 3:02 AM CST Ever faked one?
morgan5
morgan5morgan5chelmsford, Essex, England UK87 Threads 8,237 Posts
blu555fire: Almost every time.. women don't deserve the real thing. Period.
with that attitude, you'll go far (not)roll eyes
Jan 3, 2009 6:41 AM CST Ever faked one?
sexylady2300
sexylady2300sexylady2300Christchurch, Canterbury New Zealand5 Threads 2 Polls 8 Posts
babymilo: I think she is using this site to develop a comprehensive series of notes on what to do when the unexpected happens..

To Fake or not to Fake... that is the question!!
Mmmhmm! Wow! How did you guess? That is exactly what I'm doing! I'm also going to publish it and become the next Shakespeare of my time...Ahh I smell fame!
Jan 3, 2009 8:36 AM CST Ever faked one?
babymilo
babymilobabymiloWollongong, New South Wales Australia1 Threads 1 Polls 64 Posts
Damm it... I hate it when I quadruple click...
Jan 3, 2009 9:06 AM CST Ever faked one?
dillydally
dillydallydillydallyBehind the hills and Burns ..., Strathclyde, Scotland UK57 Threads 2,697 Posts
Hell no ,if he doesnt give me one then i take it or service myself roll eyes
Jan 3, 2009 9:31 AM CST Ever faked one?
readyornot0
readyornot0readyornot0stratford- on -slaney, Wicklow Ireland49 Threads 3 Polls 1,242 Posts
Beethovenfan: It is much easier for women to "Fake" ...then men......


wanna bet on that, mind you some scientific reserch may be required.
Jan 3, 2009 12:52 PM CST Ever faked one?
jvaski
jvaskijvaskiunknown, California USA115 Threads 11 Polls 9,576 Posts
Wantedman: There is seriously something wrong of the situation if your faking. Time to evaluate things and ask why your faking.


Oh C'mon Wanted......... Just go along for the ride and enjoy yourself ........ hell, she'll feel good just knowing you had a good time ..........roll eyes
Jan 3, 2009 12:54 PM CST Ever faked one?
waiting4u
waiting4uwaiting4uGB's Heart, Oregon USA3 Threads 1,869 Posts
I faked once in my younger days, when I didn't know any better. blushing
Jan 3, 2009 12:57 PM CST Ever faked one?
cristina
cristinacristinaLisbon, North Holland Netherlands286 Threads 10 Polls 17,243 Posts
Lagoona22: Only faked one when I was alone...


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Jan 3, 2009 3:55 PM CST Ever faked one?
Wantedman
WantedmanWantedmanHamilton, Ontario Canada3 Threads 76 Posts
jvaski: Oh C'mon Wanted......... Just go along for the ride and enjoy yourself ........ hell, she'll feel good just knowing you had a good time ..........


rolling on the floor laughing
Jan 3, 2009 4:09 PM CST Ever faked one?
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
More than once I faked being ill to avoid going to the office..sigh Once, I hoped on my "scooter" and rode to Oregon and spent 3 days with some friends..yay
Jan 3, 2009 4:10 PM CST Ever faked one?
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
Sounds like some ladies here need a good "tongue lashing" for being fakes..devil


grin
Jan 3, 2009 4:22 PM CST Ever faked one?
browneyesgml
browneyesgmlbrowneyesgmlOrillia, Ontario Canada79 Posts
Gentlemen if you know how to use things other than your second brain down below then faking wouldnt be necessary or wondered about afterwards.
Jan 3, 2009 4:24 PM CST Ever faked one?
sassy49senior
sassy49seniorsassy49seniorItty Bitty, Nebraska USA274 Threads 4,632 Posts
HJFinAZ: Sounds like some ladies here need a good "tongue lashing" for being fakes..






You would be the perfect one to do that tongue lashing HJ. wink Am I on the list of one that needs one. blushing

I tell you what it is so fricking cold here right now with
a well below zero WCF that I sure wish I had a nice warm
body to snuggle. hug
Jan 3, 2009 4:29 PM CST Ever faked one?
pubwrite08
pubwrite08pubwrite08Columbus, Georgia USA14 Threads 2,451 Posts
Sometimes you gotta. Especially when it is not what it is suppose to be.
Jan 5, 2009 3:11 PM CST Ever faked one?
tropikalkween
tropikalkweentropikalkweenNassau, New Providence Bahamas3 Threads 2 Polls 32 Posts
does the sun set in the west? lol
Jan 5, 2009 3:15 PM CST Ever faked one?
tropikalkween
tropikalkweentropikalkweenNassau, New Providence Bahamas3 Threads 2 Polls 32 Posts
Big_John: Not if it is the four, fifth, six or more time that night....

um who does that more than twice in one night? look man after the first time i'm done. if you get a 2nd round you'd better believe you're special. call me selfish but once i'm done i'm done lol
Jan 5, 2009 3:21 PM CST Ever faked one?
DazzleYou
DazzleYouDazzleYouSeattle, WA, Washington USA39 Threads 1 Polls 836 Posts
Yes I have.

Ironically it was 2 weeks before my wife turned up pregnant, figure that one out.



wink
Jan 5, 2009 3:23 PM CST Ever faked one?
jampet
jampetjampetwexford, Wexford Ireland28 Threads 1 Polls 2,549 Posts
tropikalkween: um who does that more than twice in one night? look man after the first time i'm done. if you get a 2nd round you'd better believe you're special. call me selfish but once i'm done i'm done lol


um, guilty- but feeling no guiltlaugh
Jan 5, 2009 3:44 PM CST Ever faked one?
vonney
vonneyvonneyDublin, Ireland24 Threads 6,371 Posts
tropikalkween: um who does that more than twice in one night? look man after the first time i'm done. if you get a 2nd round you'd better believe you're special. call me selfish but once i'm done i'm done lol


Your joking?


One just makes me want another one devil
Jan 6, 2009 10:23 AM CST Ever faked one?
tropikalkween
tropikalkweentropikalkweenNassau, New Providence Bahamas3 Threads 2 Polls 32 Posts
vonney: Your joking?One just makes me want another one

hats off to you sweetheart but once i get mine........... figure the rest out lol
Jan 6, 2009 10:25 AM CST Ever faked one?
tropikalkween
tropikalkweentropikalkweenNassau, New Providence Bahamas3 Threads 2 Polls 32 Posts
jampet: um, guilty- but feeling no guilt

lmbo. that's what i'm talking about! applause peace cheers
Jan 6, 2009 11:54 AM CST Ever faked one?
pubwrite08
pubwrite08pubwrite08Columbus, Georgia USA14 Threads 2,451 Posts
sassy49senior: Well she is confusing the heck out of me, if she is messing
with a mandingo.
Sassy a mandingo is a Big Black Man with an extremely large d--kprofessor
Jan 6, 2009 11:59 AM CST Ever faked one?
pubwrite08
pubwrite08pubwrite08Columbus, Georgia USA14 Threads 2,451 Posts
Wantedman: There is seriously something wrong of the situation if your faking. Time to evaluate things and ask why your faking.
That is what I said. I mean if I got some man over me working hard, and dripping sweat in my eyes, and it ain't happening. It may not even be his fault, hell I may be having an off... something. So I just cut it short, snuggle up to him, and he is happy, and I am happy. Why it gotta be cuz he did something wrong?
Jan 6, 2009 2:20 PM CST Ever faked one?
frozensolid
frozensolidfrozensolidGreat Falls, Montana USA21 Posts
no such thing! it does not exist for males or females..........it is only a myth!
Jan 6, 2009 7:27 PM CST Ever faked one?
princessadele
princessadeleprincessadelemurray bridge, South Australia Australia11 Threads 9 Polls 127 Posts
yes i think everyone has at least once some people mite not like to admit it.and to the bloke that made the comment women cant usally tell when a man fakes it yeah we can tell cant we ladies
Jan 6, 2009 8:36 PM CST Ever faked one?
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Jan 8, 2009 11:50 AM CST Ever faked one?
tropikalkween
tropikalkweentropikalkweenNassau, New Providence Bahamas3 Threads 2 Polls 32 Posts
pubwrite08: Sassy a mandingo is a Big Black Man with an extremely large d--k

they mostly call island men "mandingo". but most of the time that's all they're good for.
Jan 8, 2009 11:52 AM CST Ever faked one?
queensguy2468
queensguy2468queensguy2468Rego Park, New York USA23 Posts
I have faked it 2 times, it was because i was tired and i had a bad day at work, i let her finish and i cried wolf, i jump in the shower and then i went to bed. True Story, i swear. banana
Jan 13, 2009 2:21 PM CST Ever faked one?
Inkedpreacher
InkedpreacherInkedpreacherIowa City, Iowa USA1 Threads 9 Posts
cristina: The fifth doesn't exist


That is not true at all.

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