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The Magical Frog There once was a magical frog who lived in a huge forest. The forest was so big that he had never seen another animal as long as he lived. One day he...	568	12	0	Aug 2016	Aug 2016	May 16
Three mischievous old Grannies! Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Gra...	670	2	1	Oct 2018	Oct 2018	May 16
She Is So Blond She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools. She thought General Motors was in the army. She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. At...	3,599	95	0	Jul 2014	Feb 2016	May 16
Very Puzzling Blond Joke! A blonde girl decides to do a puzzle so she grabs the puzzle and pours out all the pieces and tries to put it together.... After a while of trying...	1,867	2	0	Jan 2014	Mar 2014	May 16
New Driver Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them f...	428	5	0	Jan 2017	Jan 2017	May 16
Has anyone seen... Has anyone seen or talked to the Catman?...	749	4	0	Jul 2016	Jul 2016	May 16
Charles Manson I read where Manson, the murderer, got married to a 25 yr old girl! How pathetic! Any opinions from anyone?...	1,016	29	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	May 16
Angry Wife An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?" he a...	438	5	0	Jun 2014	Jun 2014	May 16

Senior and the puzzle A little, silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a very difficult jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figur...	754	14	0	Oct 2017	Oct 2017	May 16
Who's Phone Is This? Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to tal...	750	8	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	May 16
ABOUT GROWING OLDER … First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Second ~ The older we get, the fewer thin...	531	6	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	May 16
Heroes Unaware So give thanks to all the men and women Who're still here or have gone before And made the highest sacrifice In both Peace time and in War...	467	7	0	May 2014	May 2014	May 16
It's The Truth A man and his wife are out on the town one evening. Seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rear view mirror, he pulls to the side of the road. A...	553	20	0	Sep 2014	Sep 2014	May 16
Drafting Old Men Into The Military I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whol...	891	13	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	May 16
Smile :) The IT director advertises that he needs a secretary. Necessary skills: document forming, computer knowledge and a foreign language. After a couple...	767	11	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 16
Men, What Woman On CS would you like to spend a week or two with on a beautiful tropical isle? Don't be bashful!...	1,704	28	0	Oct 2015	Oct 2015	May 16
What Causes Arthritis? A drunk man who smelled of beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a hal...	504	13	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	May 16
"White Lies" "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes sir." the new recruit replied "Well, then, that makes everything jus...	557	12	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	May 16
Unhappy Golfer A man lost an arm when his golf cart rolled over on him on a down slope. He became very depressed because he loved to play golf. One day in his desp...	610	8	0	Jun 2015	Jun 2015	May 16
The Garden Did you hear about the race in the garden? The hose was running, the lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup!...	536	2	0	Apr 2015	Apr 2015	May 16
Women one liners Women one liners If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive. A recent study...	990	17	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	May 16

Outdoorsy Man During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level. He described a typical day this way: “Well, yesterday afternoon,...	586	3	0	May 2016	May 2016	May 16
9/11 16 yrs ago today, the cowardly terrorists of osama bin laden came to the USA and killed almost 3000 Americans! I will never forgive nor forget this...	618	4	0	Sep 2017	Oct 2017	May 16
A Little Humor For The Day I'm going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding. I'm so bright my mother calls me son. My eyelids are so sexy,...	655	21	0	Aug 2014	Aug 2014	May 16
Inspirational Quotes 1. If you want to achieve greatness stop asking for permission. ~Anonymous 2. Things work out best for those who make the best of how things w...	654	12	0	Oct 2016	Oct 2016	May 16
JUST A FEW GOOD SMILES & LAUGHS..." Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but...	697	18	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	May 16
How do you make a hamburger giggle? How do you make a hamburger giggle? A: Pickle it gently! What can you make from baked beans and onions? A: Tear gas! What did one stra...	817	3	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	May 16
Cell Phones In Public After a very busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes as the train departed Montreal for Hudson. As the train rolled out...	753	8	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	May 16
Deer Camp The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay wi...	462	9	0	Aug 2016	Aug 2016	May 16
Diary of a Demented Snow Shoveler December 8, 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching...	757	8	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 16
Family Togetherness............. A man and woman were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. "Happy Anniver...	660	8	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	May 16

Waiting For The Bus A blonde was visiting Washington, DC. This was her first time to the city, so she wanted to see the Capitol Building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find...	530	7	0	Sep 2016	Sep 2016	May 16
Driving and Dreaming I was setting in my van soaking up the sun like I do most days! Drinking a little wine and listening to singer, John Denver, my favorite! Decided to...	507	8	0	Mar 2017	Mar 2017	May 16
Christmas Smiles Office Holiday Memo To: All Employees From: Management Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season Effective immediately, employees sh...	559	13	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	May 16
Deer Son Deer Son, I am writing this slow because I know you can't read too fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your Dad read in the paper that...	693	2	0	Jan 2016	Jan 2016	May 16
Marriage Counselor's Solution The husband and wife go to a marriage counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a ti...	566	9	0	Oct 2016	Oct 2016	May 15
Procrastination I keep thinking of taking a course on procrastination but I never seem to get round to it. The stallion and the mare were going to get married, bu...	863	10	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	May 15
More Puns What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette. Why are meteorologists always nervous? Their future is always up in the air....	599	5	0	Jan 2015	Jan 2015	May 15
Sad One of the sweetest ladies, Smart----, on the blogs has said goodbye to everyone. She says she has met the love of her life. I just want her to know...	870	23	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	May 15
Scottish Obituary A Scottish woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the Obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. The Editor informs he...	768	5	0	Jan 2019	Jan 2019	May 15

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