Women one liners
Women one linersIf I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
If you're not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?
If I ever need a heart transplant, I'd want my ex's. It's never been used.
My ex wrote to me: Can you delete my number? I responded: Who is this?
What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? Money.
Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that... 'This conversation will be recorded for Training and Quality purpose'
Outvoted 1-1 by my wife again.
Is google a woman? Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions.
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Don't mean to hijack your blog but this is a true story.
While riding in the car one time and the CB radio was on I heard a trucker ask a another trucker who worked on CB Radios ask him if he could teak and tune his wife with no talk back.
Now whenever I pass a CB shop I begin laughing.But of course some women may not have found it funny but I thought it was.
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love the one liners..
and I'm thinking, "Wait, but many of these are no joke."
Thanks for the laughs.
Have a great fun day!
God made man.... then corrected his mistake and made woman...
Oh, how do you easily get a nun pregnant?
Answer: Dress her us as an alter boy.
Waiting for the second part of your story!
All of the catholics will like that!
Don't forget that woman able to do different thing in the same time, while man does not (woman able to scream, curse and scratch while man only sigh)