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Slight Misinterpretation

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1,11880Jul 2014Jul 201419 hrs ago

Photo caption contests; results of #1 & here's #2.

In case you missed out on the fun & hilarity, here's the link to the previous (frog) Photo Caption contest that I posted.
1,072340Jul 2014Jul 2014May 19

Surgery Results

Several months ago my uncle was in a horrible auto accident. Luckily he survived. However, his left arm was crushed and had to...
836130Jul 2014Jul 2014May 16

Breaking the blog rules !

That's right. And there's not a lot you can do about it. So, I can't target a user. huh. Wrong ! I'm targeting you right now !...
1,162130Jul 2014Jul 2014May 19

Why you shouldn't eat a lot of marijuana

Because.... You will end up with a..... . . . . pot belly. And unfortunately, not this one; . .
1,04260Aug 2014Aug 2014May 16

Very Punny Definitions

ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgag...
1,10740Aug 2014Aug 2014May 17

An original poem by JimNastics

Here's an original poem I wrote a while back, just for your enjoyment; Sex Boy Toy Kinky was truly her motto of this I am quite sure...
1,04930Aug 2014Aug 2014May 20

Wink Wink

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers...
85250Aug 2014Aug 20142 hrs ago

It's been 13 years

Hard to believe that time has flown by (forgive the pun) so quickly. I still remember the horror of becoming aware of the reality as it was happening...
88750Sep 2014Sep 2014May 18

Baby Airplanes

. . A mother and her very young son were flying on an airline from New York to California. The little boy (who had been looking out his wi...
1,09050Sep 2014May 2015May 20

Thanks Home Depot

You're right. I KNOW I can do it. And while I kind of appreciate the offer. I truly believe, that I can really do this myself....
71710Oct 2014Oct 2014May 17

OMG ! OMG ! OMG !!

I almost can't believe it ! I mean, seriously what are the odds ?? OK, I even went so far to look it up right now. The odds are over 7 Billion to...
1,06920Oct 2014Oct 20145 hrs ago

The Post Card :)

A wealthy business executive often flew coast to coast on business. He started having a secret affair with a woman on the opposite coast. One night...
76240Oct 2014Oct 2014May 19

A night I may never forget, unfortunately.

Shortly after graduating college (undergraduate), and before going to grad school, my first job out of school was being a formulations chemist. I wo...
1,73810Oct 2014Oct 2014May 16

"tell it like it is"

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1,26040Oct 2014Oct 20142 hrs ago

That BIG hard bulge in a man's pants...

....that some women LOVE to see . . . . . . . .
2,37750Oct 2014Oct 201424 hrs ago

Dearly beloved

. . She always was such a cut...
1,10630Oct 2014Oct 2014May 18

The Perfect Moments

It's often been said, that "timing is everything". While I don't wholly agree, there is no doubt that timing can be truly critical. Together with ad...
88720Oct 2014Oct 2014May 18

Catholic School Made all the Difference

A ten year old boy was failing math at the local public school. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis, but to no avail. Finally,...
85270Nov 2014Nov 2014May 19

Lord, give me a sign !!

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1,284130Nov 2014Nov 201410 hrs ago

Congratulations ! You've won !!!

Yes, you read that right. Congratulations to you. You are a very lucky winner. Not everyone was so lucky as you. Tell them what they won Jim....
1,03150Nov 2014Nov 20143 hrs ago

A slice of history ?

Personally, I wouldn't pay 25 cents for it, but very soon YOU can bid on a slice of the actual wedding cake for Prince William & Kate Middleton....
1,14030Nov 2014Nov 2014May 18

Cute recent story about Buddy.

Just in case you didn't see this story in yesterday's news, I figure that I would inform you. An 85 year old rancher in Texas felt sick and was tr...
1,57780Nov 2014Nov 2014May 19

I KNOW exactly what YOU want.

Oh sure, you can play all coy and innocent. But, we BOTH know that it's just a truly silly game. You're not fooling anyone. Well, a...
98530Dec 2014Dec 20141 hrs ago

I'd fight a bear for you !

You think I'm kidding. But, I really would fight a bear for you. You can bet your life on it. I mean, not a po...
1,13770Dec 2014Dec 2014May 18

I am VERY embarrased to admit this.

I never ever in my life thought that I would blog the following words. Indeed, this is NOT something I am proud of at all. The i...
1,020100Dec 2014Dec 2014May 16

Some day at Christmas

By Stevie Wonder (1967) "Someday At Christmas" "Someday at Christmas men won't be boys Playing with bombs like kids play with toys One war...
1,14440Dec 2014Dec 2014May 19

Not totally welcomed guests

. . . That's ladybugs for ya. I just hope they don't.....
1,13320Dec 2014Dec 201411 hrs ago

My top 105 Favorite movies of all time.

Look, I know you're not the quickie type of person, or are you ? :surprised: I realize a top 10 list might leave you somewhat unsatisfied and unfu...
1,28760Dec 2014Dec 2014May 16

Allergy to girls ??

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1,14540Dec 2014Dec 20149 hrs ago

Joke of the day - twice as much

An explorer had recently gone through a very emotional break-up and to get away from it all was in a cave, looking for ancient treasure. The ex...
1,15850Apr 2015Apr 20151 hrs ago

Big 10 inches for you ladies

Yeah ladies. If you come to NJ tomorrow you're going to get it. What ? We're expecting a noreastern storm. 10 inches of snow e...
570140Dec 2020Dec 2020May 17

My new occupation

Did you know that the majority of accidents happen right at home ? Most of those happen right in the bathroom. Safety is of great concern ! Indee...
3,29260May 2015May 2015May 16

Some frightening statistics on mental health

THIS IS REALLY FRIGHTENING STATISTIC, PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRISOME IN RECENT YEARS. . . . . * 12% of the women in the world ar...
3,764600Sep 2015Oct 2015May 19

Don't worry. It's not you.

A husband & wife went together to go see a medical doctor. The husband was a bit embarrassed & told the MD that he had trouble getting an erecti...
1,23430Oct 2015Oct 2015May 14

My baby picture

I'm not sure what it is about women. But, just about every girlfriend I've ever had pestered my mother to show them my baby pictures. :thumb...
1,18650Oct 2015Oct 201526 mins ago

Congratulate me. I've found THE one.

Yes ! it's really true ! The time we've spent together has been more than memorable. When we are together, there is a LOT of desire....
1,38840Oct 2015Oct 2015May 18

I don't care WHAT they say !

Wishing for more wishes IS legit. . . .
1,10170Oct 2015Oct 2015May 12

OK, hold it right there !!

Don't make a move ! What is that you have in the baggie ? Don't lie to me ! That's a turkey on whole wheat, isn't it...
1,39670Oct 2015Oct 2015May 20

Ladies, are you TRULY ready for a commited relatio

Some of you ladies want a relationship and you want commitment. But, are you TRULY ready to live with a man ? To be ready you must obey th...
1,552140Oct 2015Oct 20152 hrs ago

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