The Post Card :)
A wealthy business executive often flew coast to coast on business.He started having a secret affair with a woman on the opposite coast.
One night, the woman confided in him, that she had gotten pregnant from him.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation, his marriage, or experience a very costly divorce,
he promised that he would pay her $35,000 to cover birthing hospital expenses,
if she wouldn't tell his wife.
Furthermore, if she stayed silent about it, he would also provide $3,000 each month for child support, until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but she asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discreet, he advised her to simply mail him a post card,
and write 'Spaghetti' on the back.
He would then mail the $35,000 and arrange for the monthly child support payments to begin.
One day, about eight months later, he came home to his confused wife.
“Honey,” she said, “You received a very strange post card today.”
“Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,” he replied.
The wife obliged, and watched her husband, as he read the card.
He turned totally white and collapsed on the couch.
On the card was written:
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. One with meatballs. Two without.
Send lots of extra sauce !"
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