I am VERY embarrased to admit this.
I never ever in my life thought that I would blog the following words.
Indeed, this is NOT something I am proud of at all.
The ill-gotten goods were not without there being risk involved.
While I know that some women fall for those bad boy types,
I assure you, that I didn't do it for that reason.
This was totally out of character.
I really don't want to go to jail.
But, I have to confess to someone, as the guilt is bothering me.
Yesterday, I robbed a bank.
Yes, this is for real. I really did it.
And despite the guilt,
and the fact that their name is all over it,
.
.
I am NOT giving their pen back to them.
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Petty pen theft is not a real crime...lol...how brazen of you to steal from a bank!!
They FOOLISHLY left out a large bucket of them
for patrons to use. I took advantage of the situation.
"I'm bad, you know it"
You'll be doing hard time in the pen on a pen rap.