Ladies, are you TRULY ready for a commited relatio

Some of you ladies want a relationship and you want commitment.
But, are you TRULY ready to live with a man ?

To be ready you must obey the rules.
While we men may be hard,
we're not hard to understand.

With no further ado, in order to be truly ready to
have a happy meaningful relationship with a man,
you must understand and obey the following rules;


(Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!)


1. Men are NOT mind readers.


1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.


1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides. Let it be.


1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.


1. Crying is emotional blackmail. Don't do it !


1. Simply ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Will you please JUST SAY IT !


1. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.


1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is...
a real medical problem ! See a doctor.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,
don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.


1. If you think you're fat, You probably are.
Don't ask us. Lose some weight.


1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways
and one of the ways makes you sad or angry,
we meant the other way.


1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
NOT both !
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.


1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say
during commercials.


1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.


1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea and don't care what mauve is.


1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.


1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing"
We will act like nothing's wrong. We may know you are lying,
but it is just simply not worth the hassle.


1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
Expect an answer you don't want to hear.


1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you
wear is fine. Really !!


1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about,
UNLESS you are prepared to discuss such topics as sex,
cars, the shotgun formation, or baseball.


1. You have enough clothes.


1. You have too many shoes.


1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that ?
To us, it's sort of like camping...