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RE: Song lyrics.....Any that seem to speak to you?

What does chocolate mean to you?

Obviously it's time to go back.grin

What does chocolate mean to you?

laugh

Maybe this should be a poll, what's the best thing to do with chocolate?


WHAT IS THE BEST THING TO WITH CHOCOLATE?help

RE: Song lyrics.....Any that seem to speak to you?

Smelly Cat, Smelly cat what are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, smelly cat it's not your fault...
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favorite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you're no friend to those with noses.
Smelly cat, smelly cat what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat it's not your fault!






I'm in a mood...


frog

What does chocolate mean to you?

laugh

What does chocolate mean to you?

"There's a sweet treat at the spa

The combination of spa and chocolate - a perfect recipe for relaxation - has been given a more literal interpretation by the InterContinental Resort, Berchtesgaden (00 49 8652 97550; ichotelsgroup.com) in Bavaria, by the Austrian border. The hotel has opened what it claims is Europe's first chocolate spa suite, where guests can enjoy a chocolate-based massage and body wrap. The treatment includes a body peel with dark chocolate flakes, a body coat with hot chocolate sauce and a massage with orange oil and chocolate or espresso-truffle oil. The spa claims there is science behind the treatment: chocolate contains mood-enhancing seratonin, and cocoa beans contain mineral salts and vitamins. The one-hour treatment costs £132."

RE: Song lyrics.....Any that seem to speak to you?

Some girls like to buy new shoes
And others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos
There's only one thing that they all like a bunch
Oh, girls, they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have lunch

I know how to keep a woman satisfied
When I whip out my Diner's Card their eyes get so wide
They're always in the mood for something to munch
Oh, girls, they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have...

That's all they really want
Is some lunch
Don't ask 'em to dinner or breakfast or brunch
'Cause girls, they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have lunch

Girls, they wanna
Wanna to have lunch
Girls wanna have

She eats like she got a hole in her neck
And I'm the one that always gets stuck with the check
Can't figure out how come they don't weigh a ton
Oh, girls, they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have...

That's all they really want
Is some lunch
Don't know for certain but I've got a hunch
Those girls, they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have lunch

Girls, they wanna
Wanna have lunch
Girls wanna have

They just wanna
They just wanna
Girls

They just wanna
They just wanna
Girls just wanna have lunch
Girls
Girls just wanna have lunch

They just wanna
They just wanna
They just wanna
They just wanna
They just wanna
They just wanna have lunch!

RE: Who do you admire?

thumbs up

RE: Who do you admire?

There are many people I admire. Those who come to mind immediately are Eleanor Roosevelt and Martin Luther King. For many reasons.

RE: ARE THERE ANY REAL WOMEN LEFT?

Yep. Well, he managed to get a lot of it.

Anyway, entertainment, even if a bit negative. Now I've got to get some sleep. See yawave

RE: ARE THERE ANY REAL WOMEN LEFT?

wave Glad you had a chance to sleep. It actually turned into a row between him and some of the guys. Very funny. laugh

RE: So the story goes.........................

worst of all she lied about her single status. Back in forest, living with the Wookies, she'd been betrothed to a Wookieman, Jenaragean, a man almost twice her age. In fact, she had been forced to marry him. But on the wedding night, she managed to sneak a tranquilizer into his dandelion wine and ran off that very night while he slept off the effects of the drug.

RE: So the story goes.........................

...a group of pagans who practiced black magic deep in the forest. When she was 17, Cathy escaped from the Wookies and ran away to the big city, took a typing course and became a secretary for a big international company. But she was unable to shake off her past...

RE: Courting ... old school style

Well, a version of old fashioned courting would be nice, if it was more of a two way street. But I don't think that's why relationships lasted longer. I think it's because when people got married, they believed it was supposed to be for a lifetime and societal norms and attitudes reinforced that belief. My grandparents were married for something like 50 years--the longest any of their children were married was 7. In just one generation, things changed a lot. Not courting, but social attitudes. JMO

RE: Whats your aphrodisiac?

Humor. Somebody who really makes me laugh. I could use a good laugh right now, in fact. Too much to hope for probably. sigh

RE: ARE THERE ANY REAL WOMEN LEFT?

This is really tiresome. When you have a degree in English, have taught English as a second language for ten years, and are paid to edit academic manuscripts for publication, get back to me. I do not need to refer to a website, a dictionary, or anyone or anything else. Dictionaries tend to update their entries to accomodate current usage, often adding many slang terms and newly coined words; that doesn't mean these terms are accepted in formal writing and usage. And that's it. My serious advice to you is that you see a psychotherapist. And I'm not trying to be mean or sarcastic: you really have a problem.

RE: ARE THERE ANY REAL WOMEN LEFT?

As I tried to clarify for you, OK is not a word. The word is 'okay.' You poor thing? I keep wondering what is wrong with you or what you are on...dunno

RE: ARE THERE ANY REAL WOMEN LEFT?

Why do you do this?

OK is an abbreviation of the word okay. As an abbreviation, if one were concerned about being correct, which we are not terribly concerned about here as we are just chatting, but, if one were so concerned, one would capitalize both the 'o' and the 'k'; however, if one were wishing to be absolutely correct, one would write the word out in full: okay?cheers

RE: ARE THERE ANY REAL WOMEN LEFT?

Uh oh.....where'd he go? You meanies scared him away....You're supposed to be nice to the newbies and respectfully accept everyone's opinion and now look...scold scold

RE: ARE THERE ANY REAL WOMEN LEFT?

Thank you.blushing

RE: ARE THERE ANY REAL WOMEN LEFT?

little bitty?

RE: ARE THERE ANY REAL WOMEN LEFT?

I'm so sorry. I let it go a couple of times, but as has been seen before, sometimes I have no control. So sorry. tongue

RE: ARE THERE ANY REAL WOMEN LEFT?

I corrected you because I am correct. I teach ESL and edit manuscripts for publication. I do not need to refer to a website. You have misunderstood the website's information.

RE: ARE THERE ANY REAL WOMEN LEFT?

You keep going on and on about how intelligent you are, but your grammar is terrible.

"Even funnier is watching a man whom who is obviously way below my caliber in the intellect department...."

You're just so funny. cheers

RE: Official Male Appreciation Thread.............

wave bowing

RE: OK LADIES..OFFICIAL MEN BASHING THREAD

You are so incredibly funny. rolling on the floor laughing

RE: ARE THERE ANY REAL WOMEN LEFT?

Well you are right there.....it is getting a little tedious.

RE: ARE THERE ANY REAL WOMEN LEFT?

Oh, come on....he's funnylaugh

RE: ARE THERE ANY REAL WOMEN LEFT?

You really do seem to have some very Victorian ideas about family life. Sometimes a dysfunctional childhood can lead to problems adjusting to adulthood and the ability to bond with a mate. In which case, therapy is always an option. A simple solution also to the complications of forming a relationship with a woman who puts her children first is not to get involved with a woman who has children. There are plenty of still childless women in their twenties and thirties. People should think long and hard about having children, consider thoughtfully whether or not they really like and want children, and those who don't should not have children or get involved with someone who does. Then, they can come first in a relationship.

RE: ARE THERE ANY REAL WOMEN LEFT?

Your brains seem to be doing alright so far. thumbs up

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