My bestest friend (female type) is visiting me here for a week......the Maltese guys are probably too scared to ask her out (she's a very attractive woman), but I'm trying to arrange a surprise party for her.........
Costadan do you do the 'jumping out of the cake' act for ladies?
With such an elegant, sophisticated lady like you my budget would only be enough to treat you; I'd have to watch you eat while I sipped water and you guzzled champagne!
My budget would be over LM5 and definitely under LM2,000
Buck Wabbit smiled - he was so pleased he'd left the hologram Wuck Fabbit in his space bed thingy. He crept up behind the cat and lifted his huge carrot high in the air before smashing it down on the cat's head.........
'I'm going to give you a really good rogering, you naughty naughty puddy tat' he murmered as he unzipped his white wabbit fur space cadet uniform..............
I'd like to go back to Bulgaria and see how much Slanchev Briag since I was there as a young man......and to see how white and sweet Pearl's teeth are!
I also want to visit New Zealand (missed going there when I was in Australia - it's a bloody long way away), Canada and anywhere else I 'meet' lovely ladies via the internet......
In tourism jargon I am mainly a 'VFR' traveller (visiting friends and relatives) - to me places are interesting but people are much more interesting than the places where they just happen to be living!
It would be a surprise for her - she hates the internet and thinks anybody who meets people via the internet is totally crazy........ although she was good friends with my ex wife who I met via the internet:
'Robert' she told me 'Don't think I'm going to put up any more women you meet via the internet when you fall out!'
I live right by Ggantija - in fact Ggantija was modelled on my mother's thighs!
Hypogeum would be interesting (not been there for at least three decades)......... and Mdina I think would be a must - I've never eaten there at night; I think that would be nice!
Dingli Cliffs - no way.......she might push me off!
Dwejra - didn't take her there last time; provided my parents are ok I'll take her round the island at least two days of the week and over to Malta for one day, but this wasn't my question - I'd like to throw a party for her to meet some younger people (she only met friends of my parents who were at least 60 years old...........she is middle-aged).
So - suggestions for a party please!
Naturally I hope some of you'd like to come along - that's why I'm not sure if I should make it Gozo or Malta as I know you Maltese people find it hard to travel such long distances without getting lost on the way!
A week is way too short to go round Gozo let alone Malta, but I'd either take her over to Malta for a day or maybe she'd go on her own.
She visited last July and enjoyed going over to the Cornucopia for a swim and sunbathe while I looked after my parents back at the villa.
She's not a 'loud' person, but a good dancer and likes an enjoyable evening night out like most of us...... I am NOT trying to make Marti jealous - this is my best friend and you don't do naughty thingies to friends or they nolonger remain friends!
I'd hoped she might buy a place out here, but she decided to have a penthouse appartment built in Spain (almost finished) - oh well, somewhere else for me to visit I guess!
I have my best friend visiting for a week from next Wednesday; I'd like to give her a surprise party - apart from on the roof of the villa here in Gozo do you have any suggestions?
It's a shame she is flying back to the UK on the 5thy so will miss the CS 'do' on the 7th plus my village festa on the 8th!
You never know - she might even fall for one of the intrepid CS members!
My dad's cat died aged 19 and I know he missed 'Tottie' terribly - my mother said 'You love that cat more than you love me!'
I eventually persuaded them to let me get the two kittens - both my parents adore them and they are good therapy if you've been ill......
They are actually a year old now....so rather large kittens or young cats, but still playful and great characters -
Timmy was the larger kitten and I thought 'he' was male but Timmy is in fact a she who looks quite like Garfield......her brother Tiggy is smaller but a totally different character - Timmy is sensible and cautious while Tiggy is very extrovert and fearless!
Tomorrow week (Wednesday, 29th August) my best friend is flying out to visit for seven days.
I'd quite like to give her a surprise party - you never know she might fall in love with some guy living in Malta or Gozo; she's a very attractive lady and we've remained best friends because you know the old saying about what you don't do to your pals - right?
Anyway - any suggestions to give her a surprise party apart from on the rooftop of the villa?
Should I take her overseas to Malta? (she's only been here once before and has only seen a little of Gozo).
It's a shame that she'll be leaving on the 5th September - two days before the next CS 'do' and three days before my village festa culminates on the 8th!
No, I wasn't - and your apology accepted......... I certainly meant no offence plus I have two lovely kittens called Timmy and Tiggy (brother and sister).
I love both dogs and cats, but dogs are too great a responsibility and need to be walked etc which is a problem if you travel between homes in different countries a lot.......
I remember some Indians once buying 'Whiskers' to eat with curry....... they didn't realise it was cat food but were impressed with the list of ingredients!
I am not married. I am not gay. I do, however, love cooking good food with fresh ingredients - good food to me is a must and not a luxury.............
I don't need to make a list for what I want......I keep my beady little piggy eyes open for 'Miss Shopper' in the hope of accidentally bumping into her down an aisle.
My theory is this - if you meet the right person in a shopping aisle and knock all her thingies on the floor and grovel a lot in a kind of cute way as you pick up her hygienic products, and then take her for a coffee, by way of apology, in no time at all that shopping aisle has turned into a church aisle and you're getting married!
The weird guy you see lurking in supermarkets dribbling saliva all over the floor is actually me - you have been warned!
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Cherscic and Brunette!
I was hoping Jacko would take my friend for a ride.....if he's up to it!