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RE: photos

Hi Yami, I got a friendly question here....(I getting tired of this subject). Tell me, DO you get a lot of response, sans photo?
I just curious.
Because when I didnt have a photo I did not get much feedback. Now with a photo, life is much more interesting.

RE: My country

OMG.... This reminds me so much of my home country!!! There we call it Faction Fighting. "This land belonged to my forefathers.... their bones are buried here". "No no, those are not the bones of your forefathers, those are the bones of the original settlers from the North"...... on and on and on in finitum!!!!

What used to be called Johannesburg, is now called E'goli.... the Province it is in used to be called the Transvaal, and is now Mpumalanga...... So they no longer Vaalies but Mpumalangans!

REALY.... WHO realy cares what the heck some place is called?... Learn to live in peace and forget the nit-picking... with the way Global Warming is going and the hazards to the plant life... just now we all going to be starving together anyway! Learn to live together.... before we all die together.

RE: the alphabet game

Okay, here's normal SA ones..... Rietbokfontein, Roodepoort, Rustenberg, Richmond, Richards Bay.


S..... Sesfontein (SixFountains) Sangoyana, Sawongo, Schoongezicht, Sezela, Shakaskraal, Shakasrock, Sihangwane, Siphahleni.

RE: the alphabet game

Those are Afrikaans names..... from all over SA! Zululand has even better ones... wait for them!

RE: Where's my PRINCE CHARMING???

Once upon a time, I too joined one of these date sites without a photo posted... and all I ever received were a few of those stupid inane little "hi" notes (which I suspect get posted to every female).

So, Killingtime, WHAT is the purpose of your joining here, and then also getting obnoxious when people want to know WHY you have not posted a photo? Is it to actually meet someone? Us experienced older hands at this game have come to realise that your sort usually have something to hide by not wanting to be recognised?

The reason I did not have a photo posted originally was simple.... I didnt know how!... and then I seeked help, and Lo! a photo, and also Lo!... Lots and lots of interested people!!... which is the object, isnt it, of joining this site? Yeah, I get a lot of stupid sorts of interest, and then I get a lot of realy nice guys...... BUT .. you gotta have a photo. Or else you may as well just stick up a "wanted" notice at your local bus shelter.

As a matter of interest..... Have you had any interested women... without your photo? And do not tell me to piss off, cause YOU are the one defending your rights here, so we got an interest in the matter.

RE: the alphabet game

Potgietersrus, Pietermaritzburg, Poffadderfontein.

RE: Feeling sorry for myself!

WAKEY WAKEY uk1971... Jan was feeling ill 18th December 2006... the last post wishing her well was about 24th December.

You suddenly arrive one and a half months later, and wish her well?

RE: global warming

WELL HELLO THERE.... Looks like its finally been decided that MANKIND must now do something... to save the planet!!!! WOW, hell of a thing hey! After stashing toxic waste in all sorts of little corners of the world, flinging filth all over the place, depleting everything ... from the oceans to the ozone layer.... FINALLY we are seeing that we could be doomed !!!

In this country of CH, where its mostly presumed to live under 12ft of snow throughtout the year, or so I thought when I used to be ignorant, and found that it only snows in winter.... Well, this year we had only TWO days of snow!... and now the daffodils and other bulbs are already sprouting! and blossoms are appearing on fruit trees!.... this usually only begins in about April!

So now looks like the Circle is Closing ... and Earth will be Renewing Herself, despite Us.

RE: Compose a story

dynamite in .....

RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

Dont worry Spidermoose... we figured that out all for ourselves!

When you around, son, we always know we got to do some figuring...

RE: its quiz time

Weeeelll, I think there are 6 sides, but sorry I cant work out the mathematics, thats Waaaay beyond my capabilities....I usually play Roulette, not the dice games anyway.

RE: new body form

You just so lucky you stopped at the letter "b"....!!!!!!!!!

RE: problem forum

oh yes, and an improvement on that, should it fail to have the desired effect.... is this:

Crush two Jalopena Chillies, or those small red ones, and pack your nostrils well.... guaranteed no nasal hair by the next morning.

RE: about James bond on connecting singles

.... and WHO looks like "M", or "Miss MoneyRappen"?

RE: the alphabet game

HAWAAI

Cheessssss... how many times a day you change our clothes?

RE: Compose a story

nautically challenging...

RE: America, land of the free?

Oh James, dear, do go and put your clothes back on.... Dr No will be on the beach any moment now...... and your co-star, the one in the white bikini with a knife on her belt, is about to drop into your lap........ so be a dear, and get dressed. You look much more dignified in your dark suit and tie.

Kind regards
Miss MONEYpenny.

RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

Hey Wedy.... I see you also donated your clothes to a worthy cause? I decided, after reading all these adverts about starving 3rd world kids, that we just got too much...... and that why I ended up owning only my pink bikini and a sarong! You at least kept your shirt...! and its sooo cold now,and I got no more warm clothes! With only 2 days of snow, I realy thought summer was on its way, but no one told me how awesome cold it gets here in CH.....!!!!

You see this photo of me? thats me cooking giant earthworms over a cow-pat fire for the old folk ploughing the land....we all too weak to even go chop firewood.... I dont know if we going to last the winter out!

Faux Pax......?

Hi Dietzman, Now I will give you a perfect example of a Faux Pax, or Pas, whatever.....

I had a friend who had a little daughter, and this little daughter was one of those realy "hairy" little kids...where the black hair grew down next to her ears like sideburns, on her tummy, on her lower back, on her forearms, and she also had a huge mop of very thick hair,and was a very pretty little girl.

Well, many years later, we met up again, and proud Mama showed me photos of Katherine, a tall elegant girl, now specialising in Beauty Therapy in an overseas country. We all sitting round the dinner table, eating and reminiscing.... and I say "Is she still so hairy?"

Shocked silence! So shocking was the silence I would have welcomed a grenade being tossed into the garden. My sister and her daughter, very proper sorts who dont make these mistakes, allowed themselves free reign with my dignity,I squirmed in embarassment and wished I could just suffer a major heart attack. On the way home sister and niece verbally lambasted me "HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT?!"

Forever after, a Faux Pax is known in my family as a "Hairy Katherine".

RE: Compose a story

not nautical...

RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

There is no one anywhere.... everywhere I go I just keep finding myself!!!! I have answered every single thread, I have even answered myself. Am I the only person who has so much free time?
I knew if I worked hard enough, I would have all this free time, but hell, what good is it if there is no one to talk to?
Now we got a new Manageress here at Cybas... the floor shows are taken care of, the food is taken care of, and HD just takes care of himself.... The owners are AWOL, the only customers are these two old guys who always only arrive after they already had too much Rioja to drink!
Freeze is soooo busy with her duties on the cruise ship and tanning on exotic beaches all day, Spidermoose and Bequu seem to spend all their time excercising their horses, Jan is too busy teaching.... and everyone else, I think, has gone off and gotten married.

Oh well, like I said somewhere else... Its Friday night and I gotta think of something interesting to do....

RE: Compose a story

from my

RE: America, land of the free?

Weellll..... you gave me an idea for a good new business.

And, arent you just so lucky.... You only got to grapple with Grom Veles on Sunday.. Dietzman is joining the beer drinking audience.

Faux Pax......?

No, that is SAD.

Dietzman, do you know what a Faux Pax is? its an error.. something done with good intentions, but something goes wrong, and you feel a fool.

RE: America, land of the free?

Oy, James Bond !!! Grom Veles is challenging you too! So now you got to mud wrestle TWO guys on Sunday !!!!

So, we will break out a few more crates of cold beer for all the audience... this is going to be fun! Oh, James, are you going to be wearing one of those Island Style moochie loin cloths?.. with dabs of frightening war paint?...and barefeet....you may be able to overcome them both by ûsing psychological warfare... lots and lots of shouting and swearing and waving your arms about, with mock battle attacks... Remember, you not allowed to cross the muddy creek, until you all have your toes touching the water!... then, when I shout "ATTACK"!!.. you may grasp shoulders and try and wrestle your oponent down into the mud.

RE: What´s your theme song?

Today... my theme song is...."It's Friday night, and I just got paid", well thats the words... I think its called "Shake it up"...?

RE: does poetry really works with women?

Of course.... Gee, sorry, I got just such a brilliant over-flowing brain, soooo full of trivia, and stuffed full of knowledge, from soooo many years on this planet... plus it also has every single item in this house and its whereabouts stored for instant retrieval.....from where is a blue gemclip, to the partner of a missing sock, how much spaghetti is left in the tin, how many steaks in the freezer,where the screwdriver with the pink handle is, how much washing powder is in the box, and millions more of that sort of thing... and I always make the same mistake with Haslows, I mean Maslows Pyramid.

But..... you DID figure out WHO I meant anyway!

RE: the alphabet game

aah haa.... So now the man has put on his Suit... to match my outfit!!!

A town or city beginning with F?

Frauenveldt.... near my area here in CH... where they hold huge open air music festivals..

RE: its quiz time

HA..... <He wins..... now I can relax... while the Master of Writing puts his brain into gear and tries to find something he thinks we cant answer...

RE: America, land of the free?

cheezzz, now I getting my church hi-jacked too! Wedward, please take a look at Who posted that Thread, and its Name.... says "Just a thought".... no ideas, just a Thought. Then along came I, and gave your silly thread some substance, made it into an exciting adventure, that also brings in Stacks of Money... and now its YOUR church?

Why dont you go and hi-jack Cybahippy's Pub?.... because they are Men, and they will sort you out very quickly!

You should emigrate to South Africa..... there you can learn from the experts all you need to know about hi-jacking... there you can get yourself an automobile, any make, any colour, at any street light or shopping centre. The car showrooms are for you to just browse thru and make your choice, and then you venture out and just find yourself what you want....you can even get an ambulance, fire engine, 30ton truck, whatever your little heart desires... Just leave my church alone.