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RE: just a thought

No, I dont sleep late..... I was counting the Buckets of Money! Got to get it all into neat little bundles all tied up in elastic bands.

Told you... this running a church is hard work! You all just so lucky to have me doing it!!!!

RE: its quiz time

Oh thats easy one !.... The Haverthwaite Railway is situated on the side of the Haverthwaite Lake.

RE: woman

Thanks..... I busy making the outfit.... to keep people awake while I talk.....

RE: problem forum

Ah Yars, the Tutor of the English Language has arrived with his usual criticism! Yes, darl, like "my diamond is the size of a bunch of carrots" OMG! or "Would you like a box of assorted vegetables to much in the opera house?"

PUHLEEEEESE..... SERIOUS PROBLEMS?

Hey Jan! What about some on-line Tutorials in English for Wedy?

RE: Do I stand a chance of finding the right person??????

Well at least we all doing SOMETHING about finding the right person?
And, since September last year, a lot of folk on this site seem to have met nice partners, and moved on, and off, the site. So it IS possible to meet your match here.

Maybe also, because we discuss so many subjects, and there is a lot of interaction between the members, we get a good idea of the thinking of other people.... something that takes much longer when you just meet someone in real life?.. or possibly about the same time?.... doesnt seem to be that much difference?

RE: meet new hopes

Hi Tina, greetings from CH, welcome.

RE: America, land of the free?

That is seriously scary...... when people are afraid of their government! This never made any sense.... when you think they are elected BY the people.... and then act like they God of the Continent!

For instance... telling people what they may or may not eat, drink, smoke? Is that not a person's right? to put what one wants into one's own body? .... As long as you do not infect/affect other people....the choice should be one's own?

The other stupid thing that amuses me..... The right to a piece of land to live on? We live on this planet, there is nowhere else to live.... yet its like we got another option? If you cannot pay for your little piece of land on which to live..... you got to levitate?

RE: Time to throw a party here...

Music that makes you wanna dance!.... makes you throw your arms in the air, stomp your feet, and be-bop till you drop!!!!

RE: problem forum

Depends what the "token" is? For someone who jets back and forth over continents, to consult with his Brokers, Tax consultants, Investment Advisors, I'm reckoning his "token" should waver between a few Carats one way or the other?
Most certainly not the free soap from his hotel, or the sachet of shampoo, or the jam from his flight? or the box of cornflakes

Gee, wish we could get some REALY good problems to solve! Doesnt anyone on CS have a SERIOUSLY SERIOUS PROBLEM for us to solve?

RE: problem forum

SUPERIOR? In What way, pray do tell? What is made up in Physical Strength is lost in some other ways....and in the end it all pretty much should balance out...... of course, sometimes the scales get tipped a little out of balance.....when guys get carried away with a superiority complex.....

RE: its quiz time

Yuuuugh sounds yucky?

RE: just a thought

Hey, go fight with Grom Veles.... this is MY church! You just started the Thread called... "just a thought"... complaining about what churches are doing.... so along came I and created a brand new church..... specially for all you sinner folk. Of course, you helped a bit on the way, with a few very small ideas, but I am the one doing all the hard work.... Building it, Thinking up Sermons, Sending out Missionaries, Brewing the Jetfuel for selling in the Foyer, Collecting all the Money, Coming up with New Ideas to Make Money, and its My Gnomes who are the Deacons, etc etc.

Now..... PULEESE tell us all.... what is a Knott Gnome? I know what a gnome is, but what is the Knott? I think you getting confused with Suma Wrestlers? and their gnomes? Those are Suma Gnomes, not Knott Gnomes... just cause they wear their hair in knotts on top of their heads. MY gnomes wear pointy hats, as you well know.

RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

SPIDERMOOSE IS BACK!

We all missed you..... glad u back ....the place is so quiet without you around. U just in time for the cabaret Can-Can, hope you can do cartwheels? in a long frilly dress? Sorry fellow, you doing Drag again tonite. We got a new young lady here, new dancer, choreographer, designer, party organiser.... name of ThePickyOne.... Go introduce yourself.... and then go kiss Freeze hello and give her a big huge hug.... ! Hash cookies under the bar counter... same place.

RE: woman

Seems there are the two different voice brands of women? The high pitched sharp "girly" voice... and the soft gentle deeper one..... I want to crawl into a hole in the ground at the former..... its those who sing in church choirs, and who seem to do the most talking? I like to imagine I belong in the latter group.... but then people go to sleep when I talking!

RE: Who will be the next pop superstar

Have you ever wondered.....?..... howcome its usually (mostly) girls with realy gorgeous faces, bodies, hair, etc who have these amazing voices? Do plain looking girls not sing? Is there much dubbing going on?

RE: Why do they?

There are no windows in the toilets...? Darl, that was the Hostess galley you were ----- in!

RE: just a thought

See? You all know.... there IS someone out there!... even at 33,000 feet........

RE: Welcome to Cyba's bar...........ALL WELCOME.......

Okay PickyOne, Glad you taking part in the Cabaret..... its Can-Can on the Floor tonight!... you girls may cartwheel off the bar counter... so much safer to do it on the floor.
Coyote Ugly on the Bar counter for next Friday nite? Will you please choose the outfits? You can just describe them to us, so we got an idea what you all going to look like, okay? And it will inspire the men to turn up...... As there is no Couvert Charge, we will just send round a collection of all their paper money!.... like they do in church, my church anyway!.... using the huge big orange plastic buckets.....I'll bring them along on my way to the pub.

It is such a difficult job thinking up enterainment for this pub..... Got any more ideas? What you think about the decor? We at least got rid of al the sawdust on the floor!

Cheers.

RE: just a thought

Sir Wedward, you are trespassing where Angels Fear to Tread! This is MY church, and I have not yet promoted you to DoorKeeper to Welcome New Folk!

But seeing that you have welcomed uk1971... please direct him to the confession booth, 5th on the right, the one with the microphones broadcasting to the outside.... we will use his confession to entertain those waiting outside in queus to get in.

His jokes will be syndicated and buzzed to the Arab Daily Mail in Iraq.... you may do the cartoons depicting his jokes. Dont forget to give his full name and personal address.... the Ayatolla or whoever it is in charge there may want to interview him personally and congratulate him on his sense of humour.

RE: What is your experience of happiness?

As long as you dont throttle yourself with that necktie..!!!
and Grom Veles stays in Estonia........

RE: its quiz time

Hey, you looked in your Encyclopedia didnt you?

Who discovered Tutenkahmen the boy king? His Mother did... when she gave birth to him. Or are you talking about his Mummy?

RE: the alphabet game

FANATICAL.... oh oh thats too short?

FANTASTICAL......!

RE: elections here on cs

Its time to put you out to grass old chap.... you getting old. The Admirer belongs to SUNSHINE! not to me! Sunshine is the Minister of Smiles.
I am the Minister of Complaints.

RE: America, land of the free?

...... Like pouring your bucket of paint over yourself, like a shower, and then rolling around the floor on your canvass?
FREEEEEEEEEEEDDDOMMMMMM!!!!!!!

RE: just a thought

I wonder if The Picky One will mind moving her party to the church?...

Wedward... you are in charge of the Cash Bar, okay? Maybe we should have Confessions too.... after they all drunk? Could maybe pick up some good stories for my magazine gossip column!

So, serve Wine, lots and lots of Rioja (spelt with an A)... and then when they all crawling around the floor...... they can crawl into the confessional and confess to me...and I shall record what they say, and later on decipher it all, before editing it into some good money earning editorials..... maybe even Syndicate it?... put it into Serial format?

RE: what do you expect from your man ?

Dear Antcus...... that was written sarcastically... you know what being sarcatic is?.... its sort of being impossible! Exactly what you say...... what would all that leave me to do? No No, it is the OPPOSITE of what we are discussing...... for a joke.

But, you know what? The funny thing I have noticed in life? There are some women like that.... and they got the most loyal wonderful husbands....... Now, why do you think that happens?... very odd.

RE: its quiz time

What FLEET did the Titanic belong to?...

RE: its quiz time

UMBRELLA?

RE: Five Letters, One Sentence Game

Its nice when we actually know who the intelligent beings are on this Forum, huh?

DRAUGHTINESS

Dont Read All Ugly Great Haughty Titbits In New "Esquire" Since Sunday.

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Freeze girl.....We know you will be there... even if you gotta hitch-hike, thanks for replying.